Whoevers voting in the GRB is absolutely retarded

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  1. Duane Jackson

    Duane Jackson Active Member

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    Arnold Schwarzenegger had tiny legs compared to his big upper body

    Tobias took Dwight Howard's number that people felt he deserved to have retired in Orlando so I said only way I lose what I deserve is to bias (Tobias)

    Woo the board(forum) or else you'll need a chair to win.. I referenced Flair/woo/chair.. wrestling, but also can be taken as you better woo the board(committee) or else you'll need a chair(seat) to win. When trying to change shit through a committee you need to wow them or I'm saying your best bet is getting on the judging panel to vote yourself.

    I never denied that last line wasnt perfectly put but it's 2 bars in 4 minutes of lyrics, the Tobias one you just have to follow basketball if you don't it's understandable to not get it

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  2. Oneduh

    Oneduh Digital Scale Ent.

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  3. Hibernation

    Hibernation Well-Known Member

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    Here's the theory on a punchline:

    If you have to explain it, then it's definitely not good

    If you explain it and people still don't get it.. especially respected lyricists who've been doing this since the 90's and have heard every punchline under the sun, then it simply doesnt make sense at all.
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  4. Duane Jackson

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    True story

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  5. Newportz

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    The line is ehh for a reason...Arnold was symmetrical for the time...
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  6. Duane Jackson

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    He didn't for his whole career I'm talking pre-70s obviously the later in his career you pull pictures the more you can denounce it, randomly pulling a picture of his prime doesn't argue their point

    Should we compare to DZK lines? I did enough to win, that's all that matters

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  7. Duane Jackson

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    I'm not trying to argue my lines relevance I just write record and drop, I don't vote, some people liked the Arnold line others didn't everyone has their own taste

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  8. DZK

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    Yes, compare them. I am literally 2 sec from posting a pic of my incredibly muscular legs. Also, fuck you.
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  9. SpoonFull

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    Aw man, I'm actually excited at all the new talent rising to the top. Passing the torch feels cool to me.
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  10. Duane Jackson

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    What does it have to do with them being muscular it's about proportion, its a joke it's no different than you calling my producer transvestite it's obviously not true

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  11. Porkchop

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    I'd love to hear some real talk in let's say ummmmmm... tiny chat? HA HA
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  12. Porkchop

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    Blackanese where you at with your tiny chat? HA HA
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  13. DZK

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    My legs are significantly bigger than my torso and your producer has to be gay to produce for you. Mine is way more personal
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  14. DZK

    DZK DZKonline.net

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    Duane doesn't recognize your sarcasm when you type it. Explain it to him.
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  15. utmost1

    utmost1 Well-Known Member

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    "catch an L Jackson, like the back half of Samuel's name"
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  16. Porkchop

    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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    Damn groupies!!! > Shakes fist < HA HA
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  17. DZK

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    Who are you and why do you keep typing my corny line?

    You quoting a Duane Jackson line would make me feel a lot better about you dissing me.
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  18. Porkchop

    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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    Oh yeah ,,,well you got legs like ahhhnold . What you think of that? Hammered you! HA HA
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  19. DefKnotEmo

    DefKnotEmo G.R.G.

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  20. Porkchop

    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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    Howdy DefKnotEmo...wanna throw the smoking song link up real quick? Thanks bro HA HA
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