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Discussion in 'Audio Emcee Hook Ups' started by Bad Dude, Aug 30, 2013.

  1. Bad Dude

    Bad Dude Are you bad enough?

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    I disagree Maggie and here's my reason...

    upon research, I've discovered that theres a thing called "wide angle distortion" which causes people's pictures to look different than they really do

    this is why fat chicks manipulate angles

    in order to achieve a "true" interpretation of one's appearance, you will need to take a picture either with a 50mm camera from a good distance, or a cheaper camera from very far away while zooming in on their face (optical telefocus)

    since the world is littered with cheap cameras, you will just not know what a bitch looks like until you actually see her in person

    I'm willing to bet she looks far better in person than in any pic

    actually, that kind of goes for anyone who isnt OBVIOUSLY manipulating angles, like most chicks on instagram.

    so I would take the pic you've posted and take that as a baseline of how ugly she could be and realize that theres nowhere but UP from that point on.
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  2. Maggie

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    It's not that you don't have a point.


    But I'm at the stage where if I'm sitting here having to debate a broad's picture.. what am I really doing?


    I know pretty females who don't take the best pics.. but you can still tell the are most likely pretty in person based off the picture. If a chick pretty then she pretty and there's nothing to discuss.

    This broad knows her lane man. Her face wack.
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  3. Maggie

    Maggie Well-Known Member

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    If I have to debate over a bitches 'upside' like I'm in the war room evaluating rookies at the combine.. then I know she weak man.
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  4. Bad Dude

    Bad Dude Are you bad enough?

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    I feel you

    to each his own

    I've come to the conclusion that i like weird looking brods...weird in a cute way. I'm the non-conventional type

    when a woman becomes a "ten" she starts to look just like all the other "tens"

    the 7.5 to 8.5 range provides enough diversity for my personal taste.
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  5. Maggie

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    I can agree with you there. That's what she looks like. Like one of those goofy looking broads that I can't understand why I want to fuck.
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  6. Bad Dude

    Bad Dude Are you bad enough?

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    LMAO

    some niggaz fight that shit til they die

    I embraced that shit years ago

    i think that "torn" feeling is you being caught between NATURE and SOCIAL conditioning on what's seen as attractive and whats not.
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  7. Detroit

    Detroit The d is silent

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    Urb post pics of your waves bruh
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  8. Bad Dude

    Bad Dude Are you bad enough?

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    LOL @ the random request

    I might post em after I get a cut

    I'm wolfin right now
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  9. Maggie

    Maggie Well-Known Member

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    You're right about that.

    Fools can't control who or what they like. I don't tell my dick to get hard for certain bitches, it either does or it doesn't.

    I think that's why I really only fuck with petite broads now. Growing up everybody tried to force feed the standard super fat ass broads on our minds. Shit doesn't really do nothing for me now man.. besides maybe a quick fuck.
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  10. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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  11. Detroit

    Detroit The d is silent

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    It's not random I used to have waves as a kid and I can't get them back man lol I need some tips
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  12. Bad Dude

    Bad Dude Are you bad enough?

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    I'm with u on that fam, I like petite brods myself

    always have

    nothing wrong with that

    a big butt will always be nice to look at however.
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  13. Bad Dude

    Bad Dude Are you bad enough?

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    I'ma give u the quick rundown

    you gotta brush your hair in the right direction

    brush the top forward

    the left side diagonally downward

    back side, straight down

    then the RIGHT side is tricky

    you have to brugh your right side STRAIGHT down on the RIGHT side

    many cats are under the assumption that the grain is the same on both sides, but it isnt


    you will have a VERY hard time finding the information i gave you anywhere because generally, niggaz are just dumb

    besides that, get you a du rag obviously and throw that bitch on and leave it on when you in the house (dont go outside with that shit on)

    and most importantly...LET YOUR HAIR GROW...preferably 8 weeks and get your barber to clean up your hairline and shit, but dont cut ya hair...you gotta let your hair grow

    niggaz dont be gettin waves because they keep cutting they hair and it'll fuck up the progress they need to make
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  14. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Word thanks urb
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  15. Bad Dude

    Bad Dude Are you bad enough?

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    [​IMG]

    This is what I like to use

    Curl enhancing smoothie for moisturizing. The co wash on the right I use twice a week to clean my hair

    And two brushes. Medium bristle and a soft bristle. You need both. Hard bristle to move your hair before you durag it up. Soft to finish it off when you take it off and head out for the day.

    Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk 4
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  16. Porkchop

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    Sup Bad Dude? Do you use water, shampoo & conditioner also? HA HA
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  17. Porkchop

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    I was about to crash homie, and now I'm feeling compelled to share my hair care routine. SHEESH! HA HA
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  18. Bad Dude

    Bad Dude Are you bad enough?

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    make sure u still laughin when your girl is compelled to run her fingers thru my hair
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  19. Porkchop

    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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    That's impossible bro, my girl doesn't have arms. That's how I always get stuck brushing her hair! And I'm getting damn good! HA HA
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  20. Porkchop

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    She could however run her toes thru your wig, although I would heavily advise against that HA HA,
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