who would win a wolf or a man?

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  1. thaRooster

    thaRooster hahahahahhaha NO!

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    me and my boys have had some bad arguments over this shit, like hour long arguments where we almost wanna fight eachother

    the fight would take place in a wrestling ring

    one side says that a wolf is way too quick, and the teeth are too sharp and once it gets a hold it will never let go.

    the other says that a man is standing on 2 feet, which ables him to punch and kick. also a human has a much larger/smarter brain which lets it pretty much know what the wolf is gonna do b4 it attacks. also that when the human gives the wolf one or 2 nice shots the wolf will become scared and back down

    what do you think?
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  2. onblast

    onblast New Member

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    Wolf. Easy.

    Cause those arms and legs can be gone fast.
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  3. yayo

    yayo Polar Bear LaFlare

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    depends on the person and the first 15 seconds....if you can pin its paws behind its head like putting someones arms beind their head then you can rupture its rib cage and snap its chest open, its a done deal, but if you miss you can probably forget about it, and if youre talking about a timberwolf you can really forget it from the jump because those things will fuck anybody up in milliseconds
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  4. identity-X

    identity-X No Talent Assclown

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  5. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    well, how do police dogs take down criminals and subdue them?

    well a wild wolf wouldnt stop at your arm or leg...it would go for the kill....

    but anyways, a wolf isnt gonna attack you....the odds are higher for you to win the lottery
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  6. absolute zero

    absolute zero Among the living

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    Wolf. There's no way a man could kill a wild wolf. That wolf would just destroy your shit.
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  7. yayo

    yayo Polar Bear LaFlare

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    i could easily kill a police dog with my bare hands

    easily
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  8. QB Reloaded

    QB Reloaded can you woo, woo, woo?

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    the zulus in africa used to kill lions with their bare hands. with proper training and balls of steal a man would win. wolf easily tho if we're talkin about a normal person.
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  9. PotHead

    PotHead average brilliance

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    not a chance, without a tool of some sort, humans are pussies.
    we can barely kill each other bare handed,



    wolf, easy.


    they kill for a living, literally.
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  10. absolute zero

    absolute zero Among the living

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    You sir, are a liar. I bet you think you could kill a grizzly bear too.
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  11. thaRooster

    thaRooster hahahahahhaha NO!

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    thats what im saying

    i figure you kick it mad hard in its throat which is always exposed you can take it down

    plus while its biting you, you can poke its eyes and punch it

    well i guess i just exposed which side of the argument im on
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  12. BEEF Z

    BEEF Z New Member

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    Is there a crowd around the ring?

    Is the wolf wild?

    Wouldnt the wolf just run out the ring and try to get away?
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  13. BEEF Z

    BEEF Z New Member

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    And what are the stats on the man?
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  14. kyza soza

    kyza soza This way up.

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    Word, if there was a crowd, the wolf would get dismayed, and possible startled or scared.

    Then man wins.

    If not, enpty arena, with wolf and man, then wolfie wins.

    *howls @ the moon*
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  15. QB Reloaded

    QB Reloaded can you woo, woo, woo?

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    ^ lets say the wolf is a trained prize fighter.
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  16. BEEF Z

    BEEF Z New Member

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    I think Steve Irwin would merk a wolf
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  17. kyza soza

    kyza soza This way up.

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    DEF.

    He'd be like Crikey, i gat this w0lf down now ima tickle his testicles and see if i can stifle 'im"
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  18. BEEF Z

    BEEF Z New Member

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    haha, he'd be talking to the crowd while his doing it too
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  19. kyza soza

    kyza soza This way up.

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    lol, def.

    That dude is crazy.

    I remember one show he was chasing some lil fast creature in oz, and the creature started chasing him. He was running shouting out "criiiiiiiiiiikey, i think we mad him mad" in his z accent. Was well funny.
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  20. kyza soza

    kyza soza This way up.

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    [​IMG]

    ^[funny]

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    He's great.
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