Functional alchoholism Mixed with obsession For non-earthly possessions... 21 young Christian years Ahead of my peers Aging like Wild Irish wine, So I get more and more fucked up In a short amount of time... My mind be like... "Hey 'Winston'...let's 'Salem' to the 'Newport'... Let's bamboozle 'em at every shoe store"... I be like Duracell without the copper top, Energetic like Energizer... Self pride compromiser... Confident poise demonstrater... Ghetto like Chic-o-stics and Now & Laters... Shit... I be who I iz, so what's it to you? I could be rich, But I'ma still eat shrimp With my Ramen noodles... Pit bull mixed with an alley mutt, Damn a poodle... still wear the glasses to fool you... Who I iz Be like lethal injection, Or fuckin' them bang-tails With no protection... Who I iz Be like a destination With no directions... I iz who I iz With no question... So do me a favor And loan me 5 dolluhs. lol **Just a little freewrite from about a year and a half ago.