who does the majority of ur cooking? roomates or moms??

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  1. trilliam cakespeare

    trilliam cakespeare Awful Poster, Ok Tag Mak...Awww, Fuck

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    Way to trade in your manhood for a bitch card, nigga.
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  2. Vulgar

    Vulgar 80s baby

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    LMAO@conform ya taste buds. If a woman can cook. And gives a fuck about you being happy she'll make what you like

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  3. doslavozes

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    That's what I thought being married was in the first place.
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  4. Vulgar

    Vulgar 80s baby

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    Not hardly. Stop watching tv

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  5. doslavozes

    doslavozes Neg This Post If You're Gay

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    For me it's all about the path of least resistance. If she's happy, then I'm happy. If she thinks she can cook, then I'm happy. Of course I can be right and tell her that her cooking tastes god awful, but that would make her upset and I want to stay on the happy train. The happy train is a great place to be, it leads to "Oral Land"

    Ask your girl if she'll suck it and be insulted about her cooking at the same time. Exactly. My girl can think whatever she wants, I'll deal with reality.
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    My bad homie, all I see are my friends losing their testicles (and wallets) to some ungrateful whore so that's probably skewed my perceptions. I'm thankful I'm in school and have a few years before I have to even start thinking about that shit. I think I'm too selfish to get married. Getting married just gets in the way of my #1.
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  7. Vulgar

    Vulgar 80s baby

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    Well I loved my wifes cooking back when we were just dating. And I don't have to front like I like something. Just to get my dick sucked. That's tv shit where niggas only get dick sucks for special reasons. I got awoken up this morning getting blown. Wtf kinda relationships yall be in?

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  8. doslavozes

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    Immature teenage white kid relationships I think.
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  9. Hardkore

    Hardkore Blunts@TheBeach

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    i know. i know.

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  10. utmost1

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    wow @ this pussified generation

    "if shes happy then im happy" Lmaooooooooooo :funny:

    im dead @ yall cooking for yall wifes everynight
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  11. trilliam cakespeare

    trilliam cakespeare Awful Poster, Ok Tag Mak...Awww, Fuck

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    Yeah, if you're a bitch ass nigga.
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  12. trilliam cakespeare

    trilliam cakespeare Awful Poster, Ok Tag Mak...Awww, Fuck

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    The reality is you're a pussy whipped fuck boy, and unless you're tricking no bitch is ever gonna fuck with you for any longer than it takes for her to realize what a pussy whipped fuck boy you are.

    Hoes may spend all their time tryna bitch you up, but the minute it becomes a dual vagina relationship they hate your guts and drop yo ass.

    A happy hoe = a miserable nigguh
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  13. Craig Ehlo

    Craig Ehlo Mark Price's Saviour

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    I cook for myself. Been cooking since I was 13.
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  14. RichY RiCh

    RichY RiCh f.C.k 4ever

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    TRUUUE^^^^

    man every girl likes a dude that'll put her in her place every now and then, plus arguements and fights is the shit cuz the pussy that comes afterwords is usually the best type of pussy you can get in a relationship

    Make up sex >>>>
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  15. B whun

    B whun 3 card molly wop

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    u still havin side bitches cook u up a plate?
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  16. Vulgar

    Vulgar 80s baby

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    I haven't had contact with no sidr pussy in over a yr my nigga

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  17. RichY RiCh

    RichY RiCh f.C.k 4ever

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    That's what's up man. Now if only you can be as good of a friend as you are a husband you can save me a couple hunnids so I don't have to fly to Philly. U bogus brah but u gone learn today!

    Btw my gma cooks my food. And my next bitch gotta take a two week course with my grams before we ever go official.

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  18. B whun

    B whun 3 card molly wop

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    really? thats whats up
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  19. utmost1

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    Richie rich lives with his grandma?

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  20. Vulgar

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    Why fly when I can send the fire truck for you. You can ride shootgun and ring the siren.

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