While watching "Cops," I came up with an idea...

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  1. Ignorant

    Ignorant Village Idiot

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    ...you know how cops have that chemical solution where they can do in-the-field drug tests to make sure a substance is really a particular drug??

    They should develop a solution where dudes can check pussy in-the-field to make sure it ain't infected before you fuck... maybe like take a white dildo and rub the solution on the tip, stick it in there and if the dildo turns blue, then don't fuck her...

    The condom thread made me recall this thought, too... would this idea sell?
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  2. Living HeLL

    Living HeLL real nigga shit

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    i dont think too many females would be willin to have a foreign chemical in there pussy though
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  3. Ignorant

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    That's why you'd put it on the dildo first, make it a part of foreplay... and the solution could be made to look like a lubricant.

    And if the shit turns blue, "ahh baby, I don't think this is such a good idea anymore... I forgot that "Operation Repo" was coming on at 9."
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  4. NOBLE SOLDIER

    NOBLE SOLDIER Fireball Kid

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    the idea is brilliant tbh..
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  5. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    they have one and its called your nose
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  6. absolute zero

    absolute zero Among the living

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    this whole thread is amazing.
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  7. .:Pain:.

    .:Pain:. Futurely J. Keeper

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    lol, You try havin' a girl at your crib and whippin' out a dildo like, "LOOK WHAT I GOT!"

    Girl will bounce with the quickness and tell her friends you're a fag.

    But yes, this is a wonderful idea....
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  8. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    what i do is buy different STD creams and smear them all on the dildo. Give her a ride and atleast i know shes treated
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  9. Ignorant

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    Yeah, you're probably right... hadn't thought about that... LOL


    Well, I guess you could use your finger...
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  10. Sin-Razone

    Sin-Razone UnR3450n

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    lol at "operation repo coming on @ 9"

    yeah but i dont think girls would like that ish too much...
    plus just use the finger first then have a quick whiff....

    if its south of cheese then

    Its No Bueno
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  11. thedream233

    thedream233 Thrillmatic

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    yall niggas would smash anyway lol...
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  12. Sin-Razone

    Sin-Razone UnR3450n

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    yeah youre probably right....

    if i had some alocohol on me even more so
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  13. .:Pain:.

    .:Pain:. Futurely J. Keeper

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    No way, I get way too preoccupied with the bad scent. Maybe I just encountered some especially rotten pussy, but that shit still haunts me in my dreams...
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  14. SiFu

    SiFu Burning Down Babylon!

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    ew rotten pussy....


    And what would women carry around?? pocket pussies so they can test the dudes???

    A bitch use the pocket pussy on me and I'll be good and wont wanna fuck anyway lol she'll be like "your all good, lets fuck" and I'll be like "we already did didnt we??" lo



    PEACE
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  15. Sin-Razone

    Sin-Razone UnR3450n

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    lol...thats better than her jackin you off.......
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