Which one of you ugly muthafuckas washes your dirty ass in the sink

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  1. Streetsz954

    Streetsz954 Im allergic to dirt weed

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  2. Mr. Lucaz

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    who that screech?
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  3. Bret_Hart

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    the funny shit is that we guys and think of other guys shitting is nasty...

    but if a chick was talking bout shit we;d have bonnars...we would want her to talk dirty and shit in the sink and pick it up and put it in the toilet...scat ftw...

    a girl can shit any way she wants i would still tap that ass fuck an enema
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  4. Mr. Lucaz

    Mr. Lucaz ALZ

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    speak for yourself

    smh at you being into scat

    2 girls one cup dog, thats all you.
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  5. Maurkadi

    Maurkadi Well-Known Member

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    thats ol pig faced julia bond
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  6. Streetsz954

    Streetsz954 Im allergic to dirt weed

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    you know what else was pretty disgusting.. I remember somebody saying they dip their TP in the toilet bowl to create a wet wipe smh.

    I remember i dropped a battery in the toilet and i tried flushing it cuz i wasnt trying to put my hands in that water
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  7. Bret_Hart

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    lol @ this guy:

    i was walking my dog, and suddenly felt the urge...so i took cover and did a huge steaming poo. it was steaming cos it was winter. my dog started eating it almost before it had completely departed from my body. it was the most disgusting thing to watch. but watch i had to. he ate every bit of it. he died a little while after that, caught some viurs, pulvo virus, probably from me.

    ah well.. you know what they say... eat shit - and die.
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  8. Mr. Lucaz

    Mr. Lucaz ALZ

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    i feel u
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    wow u reach any farther out for attention ya arms gonna break bro.
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  10. Bret_Hart

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    when I was at school, we went on a trip to Italy. Someone did a shit in the sink, and when the teacher asked if it looked human, my mate replied "no ma'am, it looks like a shit"
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    anyone ever tried just wetting the TP in the sink (if it's close enough) and using that as a wet wipe? Keeps your ass out of the sink.

    and holy shit @ this thread hitting 41 pages in some 24 hours
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  12. reznick

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    I went through the first 5 pages of this:

    and not one person said that all they do is wipe with TOILET paper, and simply pull their pants up.

    Anyone doing anything else more is a germ freak or something. Because I KNOW its normal to just wipe and go. The fuck is all this talk about sinks and wet naps.

    Some of you probably wash your ass more than your face. Goddamn
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    it was the summer of 1975 ... a small boy is frollicking on the sea shore in the north of england; butt naked and knee deep in the icy waters of the north sea. Daddy decides to chase the small boy and splash him with the water (did I mention it was icy?). Boy gets hysterically excited and runs away through the (icy) water. Daddy being several times as tall as the small boy has no trouble keeping up, grabs the small boy by his arms, swings him up into the sky and sends an arc of unexpected number ones and twos soaring through the summer air
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  14. Mighty GK

    Mighty GK omg 2012

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    tbh RM is fuckin hilarious...that's one of the reasons I still post here just because we got some funny ass members

    lol@the net coming over to get a good laugh...RM FTW!!!!!!


















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  15. Messiah

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    hey Jagroop...


    shut the hell up


    lmao @ your name actually being Jagroop
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  16. reznick

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    Okay

    for the first time in my life, I tried wiping my ass with wet toilet paper, after using dry paper.

    It felt weird. I will say that. I noticed though, that I was picking up brown spots that I couldn't pick up with dry toilet paper.


    Thanks RM! Will try again....
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  17. JOEXXX

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    just to add to the shit talk...

    back when we was in middle school, me and my dude were in the woods and found one of his neighbor's "club house" .... this was an immaculate club house built by a 13 year old boy, shit was an amazing club house... the dude's name was "Slug"... my homeboy stuck his ass through the club house window and took a shit right in the floor of it, a big nasty one... then he took a hammer that he found in the floor of the club house and stuck it in the pile of shit, handle first...

    then we left and went back to my homies house to play dreamcast

    about 2 hours later his Mom walks up in his room while we're playin' NBA 2K... bitch says, "Did you take a shit in Slugs club house?"...


    oh yeah... he whipped his ass with the hammer handle before mounting it in the pile of stank.
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  18. J.Lujan

    J.Lujan i aint gonna click that

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    lmfao..
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  19. J.Lujan

    J.Lujan i aint gonna click that

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    lmfaoo...
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    wow.
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