Discussion in 'The Alley' started by JASON ANTHONY, Aug 8, 2013.
but don't take it, because you're at work and don't want to be fired for sexual harassment
Joke that should've died with Wayne's World.
I'm sure some faggot will try to school me on it's obscure origins.
True, but with the right opportinity and timing, I'm willing to bet that even you would crack a smile.
and also because you're not 12 years old.
eat shit, billy
i have a boring job
that's what she said.
shoulda taken it
Sexual harassment is a dying belief system which should soon be extinct like the age limits of Hooters girls
don't know about the origins, so i won't be that prick.
i fucking hate lames still using it, unless it's done with impeccable timing and delivery, it's fucking shit and generic.
it'll always be hilarious because you can flip it infinite amount of times.
Michael Scott always leans me with the shit.
already been fired for sexual harassment. do it, you pussy.
hahah, what you get done for?
i remember a mate got done for sexual harassment, asked a gay guy "does your shit flow easier".
we were slow one night, so i prank called the girl working the to go orders with an indian voice(the owners were indian), asking if she wanted to have phone sex.
lol, that's pretty careless mate.
you'd be the last bloke i thought would get fired though, my respect for you has doubled.
two managers knew what i was doing. one even told the girl it was me. she thought it was funny until she found out it was me, then got dramatic.
there were also like 5 other people involved but i didnt snitch em out. it was just a job. meh.
hahahahaha, i fucking love the fact she got dramatic upon finding out it was you.
i have this fucking hilarious skit playing out in my mind involving this incident now.
Oh, it gets better.
The next day she somehow got my number and texted me apologizing. I played nice cuz at that point I hadn't been fired and thought I could keep the job.
After I got fired, she texted me again apologizing and begging me to meet her for breakfast, and that shed buy. I said I was busy, maybe another time and that I'd text her. Never did.
A couple weeks later she texted me again. I had never saved her number so I responded. She again asked for me to meet her and pretty much begged. Again, I said I'd let her know when I could.
Knock on wood I haven't heard from her in a while.
fuck knocking on wood nigga, make her knock on your wood.
she obviously wants to fuck you and thinks your prank is a good medium to start, i'd fuck.
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