When you have the greatest "that's what she said" opportunity

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  1. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    but don't take it, because you're at work and don't want to be fired for sexual harassment
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  2. Caesar

    Caesar Natural Aristocracy

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    Joke that should've died with Wayne's World.
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  3. Caesar

    Caesar Natural Aristocracy

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    I'm sure some faggot will try to school me on it's obscure origins.
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  4. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    True, but with the right opportinity and timing, I'm willing to bet that even you would crack a smile.
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  5. billy nomates.

    billy nomates. rain cancels play.

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    and also because you're not 12 years old.
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  6. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    eat shit, billy

    i have a boring job
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  7. billy nomates.

    billy nomates. rain cancels play.

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    that's what she said.
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  9. Sir Bustalot

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    shoulda taken it

    Sexual harassment is a dying belief system which should soon be extinct like the age limits of Hooters girls
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  10. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    don't know about the origins, so i won't be that prick.

    i fucking hate lames still using it, unless it's done with impeccable timing and delivery, it's fucking shit and generic.

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  11. Twamp

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    it'll always be hilarious because you can flip it infinite amount of times.

    Michael Scott always leans me with the shit.
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  12. L u c y

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  13. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    already been fired for sexual harassment. do it, you pussy.
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  14. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    hahah, what you get done for?

    i remember a mate got done for sexual harassment, asked a gay guy "does your shit flow easier".

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  15. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    hahahahaha.


    we were slow one night, so i prank called the girl working the to go orders with an indian voice(the owners were indian), asking if she wanted to have phone sex.
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  16. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    lol, that's pretty careless mate.

    you'd be the last bloke i thought would get fired though, my respect for you has doubled.

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  17. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    two managers knew what i was doing. one even told the girl it was me. she thought it was funny until she found out it was me, then got dramatic.


    there were also like 5 other people involved but i didnt snitch em out. it was just a job. meh.
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  18. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    hahahahaha, i fucking love the fact she got dramatic upon finding out it was you.

    i have this fucking hilarious skit playing out in my mind involving this incident now.

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  19. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    Oh, it gets better.

    The next day she somehow got my number and texted me apologizing. I played nice cuz at that point I hadn't been fired and thought I could keep the job.

    After I got fired, she texted me again apologizing and begging me to meet her for breakfast, and that shed buy. I said I was busy, maybe another time and that I'd text her. Never did.


    A couple weeks later she texted me again. I had never saved her number so I responded. She again asked for me to meet her and pretty much begged. Again, I said I'd let her know when I could.

    Knock on wood I haven't heard from her in a while.
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  20. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    fuck knocking on wood nigga, make her knock on your wood.

    she obviously wants to fuck you and thinks your prank is a good medium to start, i'd fuck.

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