What's the dumbest thing you've done high?

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  1. wyn 23 QB

    wyn 23 QB New Member

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    ouch^^^^^^^^^
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  2. Night_Vision

    Night_Vision New Member

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    shit almost a month back me and my boys was gettin cooked so we all was wearing bumy shit so one are homies was goin to the military so we got cooked in the woods so we start doin some g.i. joe shit n there was a broken tree that crossed a small lake so we cooked an we start crossin da shit so the last cat that was tryin to climb sliped and drop in the cold water and rockes so we start laughfin and then homie was not moven so i thought i was superman and jumped and did some crossbody wwf shit and land on that nigga so duke got up and da tree jus outa no where jus break almost killed us so cops came and niggaz broke
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  3. justbov

    justbov great

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    that's a taker...

    after we moved from my old house we used to go over there and smoke n chill cos no1 lived there at the time. so after school 1 day we chilled in my garage adn just smoke dlike 2 blunts. high as kites. so i didnt have keys to the house on me at the time all of the sudden i got to shit. im tellin my dudes like for real i got 2 go. this one homie passes me a plastic dixie cup and tells me to shit in it. right then cats rummage thru boxes and hand me this old material or something to wipe my ass with. so i shit in this cup man and we are all laughin rolling on the floor type shit. so then i clean it up and thsi threre lump of shit in a clear partyt cup. so then were like what the fuck we gonna do with thsi cup of shit...im like i dont kno so we start walkin out to ther cars and i whipped thsi shit over my shoulder into my old neighbors pool we heard the splash and got the fuck outta there.
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  4. macmilimeterhyms

    macmilimeterhyms Product of the 80s

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    i went straight through a right arrow traffic signal and made some dude crash into a telephone pole, that was hilarious and rediculously stupid but at least i was zooted
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  5. The_Xo

    The_Xo The Sound Of the South

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    one time me and my friend where at a bakery high and he was like can i get two collachys and 5 pigs in a blanket lol and the lady is like ok so you want 7 pigs in a blanket and hes like no i want 2 collachys and 5 pigs in the blanket then someone leaned in and told him that was the same shit lol
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  6. Mr ExZ

    Mr ExZ evolved

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    ^^ what the fuck yous order pigs n shit?

    wtf is a collachy
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  7. Ben Official

    Ben Official Active Member

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    maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan .... this is the fuckin funniest shit..... this dude.. every time somebody new is with us they always gotta hear this story about this kid.... he wasnt even high or anything but damn... listen


    so my boys from a small ass farm town in wisconsin, and used to work on a farm

    so one day, when him and his friend were transporting cows from a truck

    his friend THROUGH A BABBY CATTLE AT HIM, AND IT HIT HIM IN THE FACE AND BROKE HIS NOSE..... A COW... HIT HIM IN THE FACE... AND BROKE HIS NOSE.... HIS FRIEND THROUGH A FUCKING COW AT HIM.... AND BROKE... HIS NOSE

    i'm sorry thats just somethin everybody gotta hear, nobody meets dude without hearing of this.
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  8. DiZahStur

    DiZahStur Wears Orion's Belt.

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    Cows HUDISAo
    NOSE

    FBDFBIDH

    FUCKING HELP ME GOD DAMNIT I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE IMAGE. COWS. SHIT.
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  9. .:Pain:.

    .:Pain:. Futurely J. Keeper

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    I looked for my car keys for a half an hour. The only place I didn't check was my right hand. And that's where they were. Dumb shit...
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  10. .:Pain:.

    .:Pain:. Futurely J. Keeper

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    Oh, and I have a stuttering problem when I'm high it seems. So I went to Taco Bell's drive thru, tried orderin' cinnamon twists, and ended up sayin' swimmin' in tits. Nobody else in the car could stop laughin' long enough to place an order. We all were strait cryin' when we went up pay. The cashier just gave us a knowing look, a giggle, and handed one order of swimmin' in tits to a car with five kids in it. One time at BK, I asked for extra pickles, I meant to say no pickles, but by the time I realized it, I burst into laughter and just said fuck it, I'll take 'em off myself...
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  11. Ice Fluid

    Ice Fluid Flow with the Fluid.

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    I remember this like it was yesterday. My sophmore year of highschool, I took spanish, and I sat in the first seat in the second row. That morning I was so fucking stoned out of my mind I knew I was gona fuck up somethin. The teacher was going down the numbers in the book and down the rows so I counted the kids in front of me and was like ight i'm number 7, and I thought the teacher wanted us to read the sentence in english. So the whole time I'm sitting here trying to translate #7 so I can read it out loud. And I look over and these kids are reading these sentences so easy like it already was english. So it finally got to me and I slowly and chopily read it in english, and when I was done I was like damn I can't believe I pulled that off considering how bad I suck at spanish. And I look up and everyones laughing and the teacher looked pissed and I'm like wtf? Then I look around and i'm in fuckin biology.
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  12. -Paper Chase-

    -Paper Chase- alwaysgotberrybluetoblow

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    hahahaa..thats fuckin hilarious
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  13. Jesus Heist

    Jesus Heist New Member

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    ^LOL.. that's pretty bad..... hahahhaha
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  14. JiHaD210

    JiHaD210 REAL RECOGNIZE REAL

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    that is horrible...

    funny ass shit tho
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  15. scourge

    scourge the Illest

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    One time, I was blunted as fuck...

    I walked into a McDonald's to take a piss, and theres this family of four sitting at a table like next ot the bathroom door, and I was looking at them, and BAM. I walk right into the fucking door and I yell out "FUCKIN EH" like a god damn canadian.

    And everyone looked at me all awkward and shit.
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  16. Hardkore

    Hardkore Blunts@TheBeach

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    ahahahaha!!!!
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  17. JiHaD210

    JiHaD210 REAL RECOGNIZE REAL

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    dumbest thing ive done high is fuck my best friends mother...


    k i jus playin


    but the other day i was tryin to call this chick i kno to ask her if she wanted to come hit this bong me n friends jus got...and i called her already blunted and all i heard was "hello?" then im jus like.."so you gonna come and hit this new bong wit us or what??!" and then shes like.."excuse me?!" and im like oh shit....that dont sound like her...i look at my phone and i called my moms n shit. i had to play it off like "(laughing)...jus playin wit ya...jus callin to see how u were doin" she jus said " ha ha...very funny...im doing fine how are you?" and i actually pulled it off..it was funny afterwards wit me n friends.,,but scared the shit at me when it happened
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  18. The Militant

    The Militant New Member

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    yeh my mum walked in on me dancing around my girl singing stupid shit like how i 'blaze dutchies with no seeds' i was just joking around trying to wind my girl up by dancing real close to her

    but my mum thought i was so fucking stupid

    oh yeh my mate did something worse tho, its not related to being high but its more embarassing... theres a video on the internet called 'the internet is for porn' its like a comedy cartoon thing, but its got a real catchy tune

    and my friend is walking around in the kitchen by himself and his mum walks in and catches him singing loud the internet is for poooorrrrrrnnnn

    and then he just freezes and he couldnt explain it in anyway so it just looked like he was just singing to himself because he loves porn so much or something and his mum didnt know what to say and they just looked at each other for ages as he died on the inside lol

    http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/internet4porn

    i think thats it
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  19. Queen Murda

    Queen Murda Killin you lyrically

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    i dun did alot of shit when i was high...i think one of the dumbest things i did on HERE when i was high though was makin that "type the alphabet" thread....and for those of you dumbasses who posted in it....lmao....i LOVE U!
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  20. JiHaD210

    JiHaD210 REAL RECOGNIZE REAL

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    ^^^

    stop embarressing urself...that was prolly the one time u were ever high in ur life
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