What's the dumbest f-cking thing you've ever heard?

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  1. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    gotta love blind faith.

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  2. PR STATUS GFU

    PR STATUS GFU Under The Influence

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    What's the dumbest f-cking thing you've ever heard?


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  3. Kris Benwa

    Kris Benwa Grown Man Bars....

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    Was in chemistry class and the teacher was using sandwiches as an example and he was asking us how many sandwiches can you make with 8 slices of bread and the obvious answer is 4. The girl next to me yells out 5 me and my friend in front of me start laughing so he asks her; "How can you make 5 sandwiches with 8 slices of bread?"

    She thinks for a few seconds and responds with "...Yes you can"

    At that point we all laugh at her because that was some stupid ass shit.
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  4. Twamp

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    Um, couldn't u fold one piece in half?

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  5. Kris Benwa

    Kris Benwa Grown Man Bars....

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    Nigga we talking about real sandwiches with two pieces of bread with some shit sandwiched in between. Not some end of the loaf fold that bitch in half piece of shit sandwich. But na someone suggested that and he was like that doesn't fucking count.
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  6. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Lol these shits are so funny

    I can't think of any
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  7. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    they dont know about the struggle of single slice tuna sandwiches...
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  8. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    i remember when bigpayback was explaining to me why its bad to be gay he seriously said that penises were square and assholes round, and you dont stick square pegs in round holes. SO therefore it was proof that homosexuality was wrong

    that was pretty dumb.
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  9. double ML

    double ML plekz = wannabe thought police

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    "i'm voting for obama again" and "eli manning has two superbowl rings so now he's elite and better than his brother peyton"
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  10. Twamp

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    i got u on the struggle of single slice sandwiches but instead of tuna we used mustard. and that's it.

    salt and pepper on a banana peel too. :scared:
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  11. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Poor people :funny:
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  12. Sneez

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    :funny: @ u posting all throughout different forums
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  13. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    we wasn't all born with a dick in the mouth er i mean silver spoon in the mouth :scared:
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  14. Superman70

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    that's an interesting freudian slip
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  15. Tacky Jones

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    my neighbor said they were going to hawaii. jokingly i said "so are you driving". he said "yeah its about a 10 hour drive." my brother thought he was serious and was like "wait, youre gonna drive to hawaii?!"
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