What's the dumbest f-cking thing you've ever heard?

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  1. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    It has to be so dumb, you actually didn't believe it was real at first.

    One day, my boys and I were all chilling and smoking on the fire escape of our dorm. A few weeks before this, they had rolled a giant boulder from the top of a hill down into the courtyard.

    We were admiring the work when we noticed that there was another boulder there.

    I said, "I wonder how that rock got there?"

    My friend replied, "Maybe it just grew there."

    We all fucking DIED laughing, and I turned to him just in time to see him not laughing, and instead, said, "What?" as if he had no fucking idea why what he just said was so hilarious to us.

    We never bothered explaining. I, personally, felt bad.

    Here is said rock and meme my friend sent, thus causing me to make this thread.

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  2. J Keeper

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    Please keep it to real life scenarios.

    Punditry is not allowed.
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  3. zyclon B gas

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    a classmate once asked how long chris rock's hour-long stand up was.
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    my dad's secretary asked what month Hot August Nights was
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  5. Twamp

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    somebody once told me Jay Z was better than 2Pac.
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  6. J Keeper

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    ^Yea it is pretty stupid to put someone as shitty as Pac in the same sentence as HOV.
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  7. Caesar

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    You'd figure something would immediately come to mind.
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    "What state is Maine in?"
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  9. DaAlmightyDolla

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    im blanking....
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    we're a rap site who censors thread titles
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  11. x calibur

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    can't think of anything personally, but this thread reminds me of that Lewis Black bit.
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  12. Twamp

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    Lmao that's another one.

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  14. Nu'maaN

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    dead @ the rock just grew there hahahah.

    okay, my conspiracy nut mate has alot of these moments.

    1. once he tried to convince a group of us that oprah winfrey is illuminati because she eats baby fetuses, yup.
    2. in fifa, he always picks barca, so we decide to go random. he responds with "yeah, i'll go barca". we're like, no pick random teams only. to which he responded with "okay, fuck, netherlands then". fucking random you dickhead!

    he has plenty more shit fuckhead comments he loves to make but that's all i can remember for now.

    bigpayback tried convincing the sanct that muslims believe in a moon god, because of the ottoman crescent.

    but that's online, and we have a lot of fuckheads online.

    :numaan:
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  15. Superman70

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    i was in the car with someone and an obie trice song was on.

    there was a lyric about "all the tea in China."

    this person thought he was saying there was a "T" in the word China and didnt understand the line and thought he fucked up.

    I did not explain it. i think i was too embarrassed for them
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  16. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    hahahhahaha, misheard lyrics is always a good medium for dumb shit to be happening.

    once i almost had a fight in high school over pac's lyrics in only god can judge me.

    i thought he said "all these motherfuckers dressing just like me", not "stressing".

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  17. J Keeper

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    I want this thread to continue forever.

    All the T in China, HA!
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  18. Caesar

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    Oh, shit. I can't believe it escaped me.

    A childhood friend thought that Hitler died on the cross.
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  19. DaAlmightyDolla

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    I remember when I studied computer tech support, 1 student asked "whats email?"...

    everyone looked at him like it was a trick question.

    1 guy questioned me at the gym about why I was an atheist(which he didnt know what it was) and asked me why was I a nonbeliever after I defined it for him. I asked him before I can get into this discussion, who wrote the bible?. this guy told me "Jesus Christ". thats when I put my headphones back on and kept doing my routine.
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  20. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    well you know when you spin around and around you get dizzy?

    well i heard some lil kid say that why not just unspin? spin the other way to counter act it...."it" being the fluids in your inner ear are swirling around causing the dizzyness....

    i thought that was dumb as fuck and laughed at him and pointed.

    turns out. Its true.
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