What's the best way to masturbate?

Discussion in 'Ladies Lounge' started by MISSKEYdaQUEEN, Jul 9, 2005.

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Choose your method!

  1. Just my fingers baby!!!

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  2. I gotta use something man made or battery operated!!

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  3. I don't masturbate you pervert!

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  1. Hidden_Poetry

    Hidden_Poetry New Member

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  2. Chokolate

    Chokolate Melts N Ya Mouth

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    LMFAO.....

    I chill with my Bob

    Bob=battery operated boyfriend lol
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  3. AHMGP

    AHMGP Cum & Get It

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    same here.....it use to keep me sane before I got married.
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  4. TAB

    TAB Model

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    I like to slip on a glow-in-the-dark condom and go raving in an NYC nightclub. Chicks get surprised because they've never seen such an immense glowstick that attaches to your crotch region, I tell them it's a glowdick.
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  5. DZK

    DZK DZKonline.net

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    fuck!

    i voted use my fingers
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  6. MistaMizzle

    MistaMizzle I'm Focused

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    ^ sticking fingers in ya booty???????[rwa]
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  7. innn0sense

    innn0sense New Member

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    i dont do it.......never felt an urge to either......
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  8. IF@KINGHATEU

    IF@KINGHATEU i h8 u

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    I made a plastic model of my penis and i just shove it up my ass once in a while.
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  9. MISSKEYdaQUEEN

    MISSKEYdaQUEEN Watch the black panther..

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    ^^^^don't ever give me that visual again,lol
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  10. ..Parallel..

    ..Parallel.. New Member

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    Nobody use fruit and veg? man...you females need to broaden your horizons out here
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  11. Lyme

    Lyme Guest

    2 words...

    water jets.
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  12. In-Awe.

    In-Awe. .. Speak On It..

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    ^^ I Was About To Say.. Am I The Only One Who Gets Down In The Shower Lol...

    Such A Beautiful Thing..
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  13. samii so sexii

    samii so sexii ..sunkist siren..

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    LMAO! i call my lil battery opperated life saver "my buddy".... he is my best friend lmao.... i used to be able to use my fingers....but once i started usin my buddy, my fingers can't cut it anymore....i have to use my buddy or have my man come over lol
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  14. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    the best way is to come into the ladies delight forum, search for threads like these, put on the tinfoil hat and start whackin away......

    kinda like im doing now. Except when i do it its cool.
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  15. Bigg Ceezar

    Bigg Ceezar Chairman of the Board

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    Sir Bustalot, you crazy. LMAO!!

    I can't vote or nothin' on account of my penis, but I saw this thread an' had to look in. Some of y'all are freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaks. LOL

    Relax, though. It's not a judgment. It's jus' my way of havin' fun wit' a woman's sexuality. Most females I know don't admit to that shit, but they're willing to screw jus' about anyone to satisfy their urges an' cravings.

    That's what I don't understand. Why put yourself at risk for catchin' somethin' from someone when you can take control (lol) of of yourself. Who knows you better than you, anyway? Ya know?

    Anyway, I stay celibate, so yankin' my crank's about all I got. Don't get me wrong, I've had sex an' I've enjoyed it, but around my area somethin' like 40% of the people have one STD or another. That hassle's not for me. I'll take care of myself until I find the right woman to share myself with for life an' for the reasons I feel are right.
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  16. PLT Productions

    PLT Productions Baltics Most Wanted

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    What bout fucking machines?? Gurls luv em?
    What bout fistin? lol
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  17. YoungHovis

    YoungHovis New Member

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    I gotta use something mad made? Here's a tip: use a dick. Or if you really wanna combine the man made made thing with battery power then you cud always hump Stephen Hawking.
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  18. YoungHovis

    YoungHovis New Member

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    By the way, I voted for the "using my fingers" option and I'm a man.

    I don't see what the problem is; my ear hole has a clitoris so of course I'm gonna rub a dub dub.
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  19. MISSKEYdaQUEEN

    MISSKEYdaQUEEN Watch the black panther..

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    ^^^what??

    samii...exactly...one those double AA's activate...the fingers are just a tease!!

    It's amazing ladies. You finger users don't know what you are missing!!

    One thing I can't do is put the "beaver" on HIGH...HELL NOOOO....tooo much,lol
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  20. diss314

    diss314 New Member

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