Discussion in 'The Alley' started by Threshhold of intel, Jun 20, 2005.
bouncin = leaving the scene
toking = smoking a blunt
Whoops, I fucked up.
Cleveland's one shitty moron-infested landfill.*
Possibly the worst state.
cakin' - spoiling bitches. as in "stop caking these hoes man. stop buying them shit."
broads - not something new, but me and my boys use it profusely - "fucking broads"
smash - to fuck. "we saw a movie, got some dinner, and then she let me smash."
wing it - to take the other "broad" out of the picture so your boy can "smash." "Yo I had to wing the little sister, while my boy smashed the older one."
divide and conquer - split the hoes up and smash them.
chea - basically agreeing, saying yea
an oxford ***** - a ghetto dude dressed up for church
fat shit - a fat ass
fat cunts - good pussy
I am actually convinced that cleveland harbors the stupidest fucking people on the face of the earth.
NOBODY knows how to drive there.
i met a fucking kid who didn't even know his last name and he was around 9.
i saw mother carrying around like 3 kids. the stupid part comes in when you notice that one of them is no younger than 6 and still in DIAPERS. another one is around the same age range and sucking on a pacifier.
i knew a girl who grew up in the cleveland public school system and she was taught that the pentagon was the statue of liberty.
they named their stupid in door soccer team the crunch. the crunch...i mean, what kind of gay shit is that.
the eastside looks like a fucking 3rd world country
Only thing I haven't seen posted.....
Tip me - Meaning to let me borrow some cash, (Example) Hey bro, why don't you tip me like 5 bucks til tomorrow.
jawn=pretty much anything. most often heard in the sentences "lemme get one of those jawns" or "whats that jawn?"
bol=a person, usually a dude i.e. "who's that bol?"
when i was in highschool, people used Ock or Ak however you wanna spell it, instead of bol. not sure if thats a philly thing or not.
so what there dumb motherfucker everywhere......and you wouldnt step foot on the eastside talking that bullshit......you wouldnt talk shit to the suburb *****s here..... motherfucker scared to walk these streets around here.......
lol@how stupid people are in cleveland.
yes, there are dumb motherfuckers everywhere, but cleveland sets the bar.
are your school systems still the worst in the western hemisphere?
This has got to be one of the dumbest comebacks of all time.
Index: Cleveland people are stupid.
Threshhold: Yeah, but if you walk down the street a bunch of guys that wear similar colors will shoot you for no reason.
Whoa.. that's super true. I super didn't even notice that.. til now.
man let that dudes nuts go....ya'll must not be to proud of ya'll cities thats why there not on your locations....ya'll are afraid to even admit were ya'll live......
probably in iowa or some bullshit.....lames
no no no.
it's not that we're not proud of our cities, it's that Cleveland is a complete and total piece of shit.
I'm from Hayward, CA. Right in the middle of the East Bay and I love it.
isnt mandarin chinese?
i dunno if our slang here is different than slang evrywhere else
i kno madd italian slang tho
Mandarin is mardarin.. a language spoken in china.
Ya'll are slow to catch facetiousness.
plexin- havin beef wit somebody
swangas- rims that be found on a '84 caddy
what it do- what's going on
Man you ALWAYS say this type of shit about how hard your city is...what the fuck.
cause my city is hard...and what the fuck is hayward california...theres probably people in cali who never heard of that spot....ya'll mad cause i rep my city...stay the fuck out my threads...cause its 216 all day eastside westside blaaat.....
five o, squallie, deez, the boys = cops
trees, smoke = weed
sheets = rolling papers
l = blunt
chirp = holler
pluggin = fucking
ras = slang for a jamacian
theres alot more i just aint thinking
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