Discussion in 'The Alley' started by Peace ep, Jun 20, 2005.
if you came home and I was sitting at you computer chair butt naked on rm.com?
I'd get my dog to bite ya dick off
Turn around, walk back outside and call the cops.
I'm not tryna watch your shit flop around while i kick your ass.
hahah ^ ....Uhm, I dont even know.. Probaly be like, buddy WTF
I don't even know....
I'm sure you'd leave hurt though....
Nasty Mutha Fucka....
you would be shot multiple times.
you've broken in to my house, and i have the right to do so as long as you are still inside.
and i've always wanted an excuse to murder somebody.
fucked up scenario.
wonder why the fuck all these people i live with let you in butt naked....
Offer you a cup of tea, a crumpet. Then offer to call you a black cab from my red telephone hbox, but really phone the bobbies.
Then i'd live happily ever after in my castle.
i would say "not again"
but then i would ask you to use the coasters so you dont infest my ball juice
I'm not sure what I'd do....depends on what mood I'm in, I guess.
i'd laugh.. clearly you came in through the front door, we never lock it up. then i'd probably just pull up a chair and stare at the beauty that is your penis.
i'd grab the back of the chair and quickly wheel you out and push you into traffic.
I'd treat my bullets like eye drops and put a couple in your face.
What any great man would do.
I'd grab the vaseline.
I don't know.. probably just laugh and wonder why a radom naked guy is in my house... and then walk away disappointed that I can't go on the computer..
if i dont want you to talk or want you to walk, ima stab you in the tongue then poke out your hips
Phone the bobbies made me LOL.
hit your head unconscious with a baseball bat
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