What would you do if this was YOUR son??

Discussion in 'Lipstick Gallery' started by MISSKEYdaQUEEN, Mar 25, 2007.

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  1. MISSKEYdaQUEEN

    MISSKEYdaQUEEN Watch the black panther..

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  2. Graphx

    Graphx Word? Word!

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    I'd make him watch some hardcore porn right away......and blackmale him for the rest of his life
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  4. MISSKEYdaQUEEN

    MISSKEYdaQUEEN Watch the black panther..

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    I bet the lady behind the camera is his mom...that shit is sad....

    My sons sing songs by chicks but they don't sing em LIKE CHICKS....did you check the boys walk???

    FLAMING!!!
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  5. Simply Sick

    Simply Sick Product of my enviornment

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    oh wow [funny]
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  6. cock juggler

    cock juggler Double ML=STUD

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    kill him or disown him
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  7. mudd butt

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    make him fight a pit-bull

    that'll make him man-up

    and if he doesn't make it out alive, I'll just chalk it up to natural selection...Sparta style
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  8. Dex P. LaMorte

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    It’s sad that you have all opted to use this as a barometer for the child’s future sexual orientation rather than appreciating it for what it truly is – an adorable video.

    What would I do if he were my son?

    Absolutely nothing.

    If he is homosexual (which there is nothing wrong with it, nitwits), insular Misskey-style parenting will not change that.
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  9. Dex P. LaMorte

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    Why must ‘manning-up’ equate to rustic, mindless displays of counterfeit bravery?

    We could change the harsh reality that surrounds us if people were simply willing to adopt new perspectives.
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  10. MISSKEYdaQUEEN

    MISSKEYdaQUEEN Watch the black panther..

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    Hey I wouldn't torture the kid...I wouldn't...but I mean damn. You can be guy and not do stripper splits and cartwheels and shiot. I can't stand that flaming shiot. Be a normal dude who wants to take it in the ass...but if you are some confused overly femine, more femine than a broad typa dude....cut it out. THAT SHIOT IS TAUGHT!!

    Homosexuality does not have to be so flamboyant. I don't walk around as feminine as he was and I'M A WOMAN. That shiot was NOT adorable...it was sad....
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  11. MISSKEYdaQUEEN

    MISSKEYdaQUEEN Watch the black panther..

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    Perspective my ass dude has been wearing his mamma's heels and his mamma has been cheering him on!
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  12. MrMister

    MrMister Urizen

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    I coudnt even finish this ... so sad so sad
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    ayo, don't take me too serious...since it's just a message board I tend to exaggerate some
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  14. absolute zero

    absolute zero Among the living

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    Shit sounds serious.
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  15. urban_tactics

    urban_tactics aka johnny cockram

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    i would definitely whoop the lil nigga ass......and tell him i better not EVER catch him doin no shit like that.......
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  16. Infallible

    Infallible Just Another Victim!

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    strap him in his carseat, lock the doors, and push the car into a lake.
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  17. Gorilla Nasty

    Gorilla Nasty I'm lame TBH

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    Did it ever occur to you that he's a little kid having fun with something? Granted, he's not blowing up GI Joes with firecrackers, but so what. It's him just doing it because he's getting attention. You know how grandma or aunt so-and-so would tell such-and-such to "do that little thing" they did when they were younger.

    Though I don't dance or anything, I sing girl songs in girl voices all the time and I'm 100% strtaight. I've never had even a split second of curiosity as some of these closet fags around here have and would lead you to think are OK. I don't even change the lyrics up either. How's that for being secure in one's manhood? I'm sure I must have done the same thing when I was a little kid. Girly singing and maybe liking cuddling a bit too much aside, I'm the closest thing to Maximus (from Gladiator), Muhammad Ali, Wilt Chamberlain :wink:, The Incredible Hulk and Brawny/Bounty man as this world has to offer.

    Misskey, I've taken the liberty of calling child protection services on you, so if you hear a knock, don't try playing like you're not home. They will knock down your door.
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  18. Dex P. LaMorte

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    I honestly don't see a problem or cause for alarm.

    You people are disgusting.
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  19. Infallible

    Infallible Just Another Victim!

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    translation: "i craves the dick"
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  20. nO gOoD!

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    bwahahahahah .. rofl
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