What would you do if she did this to your car?

A friend of mine sent me these pics via e-mail, supposedly this took place outside of Noble in San Francisco. And as she wrote, a "drunk woman" got mad at her ex and just started stomping (hard) on top of this gallardo.





Worst part, the ex wasn't the owner of the car. Shocking? The actual owner of the car came outside and was scared to even say anything...that had to be fun.

...so, if you were in this situation, what would you do? How would you react?

cops - she has to pay for everything, full charges.

drunk & disorderly, drunk in public, property damage, illegal immigrant, underage boy crossdresser, etc. etc.


that girl is a fuckin twig. who wants that?

Find the closest set of stairs and throw her down them.

Agreed, however knowing myself, I'd tear her to bits if she only laid a finger on the car, let alone stomp on it.

...but you don't want to break her hands though, that would be a waste of a perfectly good sandwich maker...

most people don't break bones in their hands when being shoved down a flight of stairs, so that's a risk i'm willing to take.

I'd do what Z said and if she gave me problems, i'd do what 2old said

...iah, I don't have any experiences with shoving people down the stairs, so I'm more or less speculating...

...you'd still have to deal with cops for pushing her though.

it's different for guys which sucks. obviously my first thought would be to pull her legs so she faceplants on the hood, then when the cops come i'd be like "she slipped. she's drunk" and charge her with everything and make her pay. if the hood's gotta be fixed, might as well fuck her up on it.

but, there's people around. gotta play it right and just call the cops.

If one should ever happen to react on that first instinct, make sure she gets a forehead tattoo that reads "E .· ` ' / ·. F ~ your tears fuel me", as well as a long drive back down to the police station.

Yeah, witnesses can be a pest sometimes...