what sexual position makes u ejaculate the fastest/ slowest?????

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  1. LeKCheR

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  2. Sever

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    it depends.. if I'm blazed I get off real fuckin easy no problem regardless of the position

    but normally I like a girl on top and shit.. fuckin arms around my neck, titties in my face, chick nibblin on my right ear = automatic nut.. iunno that's my secret spot

    if the chick is more than 5 inches taller than me and shit it's basically a last minute decision..

    I can't fuck standing up though lol.. because my left leg'll give out and shit lol.. and I don't like fucking from the back, it's intoxicating to fuckin be able to look in their face and know that I am in complete control of their fuckin most sensitive organs lol..

    iunno I don't know.. prolly wierdest shit I ever done was a 5'1 100 pound cheerleader chick, (also my first asian), and for about 5 minutes I just fucked her standing with my back to a wall cradling her legs..
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    ^virgin



    lolll
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    Tits feel like sand bags ass Sever
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  5. spike spiegal

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    the best kind of sex is rough sex tho
    omg i kissed my girl and reached down her panties and then was like i gotta go to the bathroom but she was like nope and kept fuckin with me..i couldnt take that shit anymore so i ripped her panties off an went in..next thing were outside on my car, then on the road, tha the grass, then back in the house..biting, smacking, scratching..crazyness
    cant do this just any ol time tho..cant be forced gotta be real passion
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  6. Nimrod

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    wtf... nigga on some Family Guy pete griffin sex



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  7. Sever

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    pffffffffffffffffffffft.

    Have sex in a teachers lounge, then come talk to me homie
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  9. spike spiegal

    spike spiegal sincere

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    -fucking DEAD-
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    hell yeah
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  12. Screech

    Screech I came, I saw, I conquere

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    man how ya'll get blazed and fuck

    only time i haven't been able to get my shit up was when i smoked a blunt 10 min earlier.. no funnnnnnnnnnnnn lol..
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  13. DRUG.

    DRUG. Registered Felon

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    shut up virgin.
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  14. Sever

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    wtf iunno if we're smokin some wildly different types of bud then lol, either that or the meds and shit mix just right.. but yo iunno what it is, my entire body is fuckin super sensitive when I'm blazed.. it's fuckin insane.. like it takes a lot of mental discipline for me to not spazulate in like 10 minutes or less
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  15. Sever

    Sever Sever that Leash

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    okay. have sex with a jet black haired, 135 pound, 5'8, 34 year old woman, high school principal, girls HS basketball coach, that you met in a psychiatric hospital, when you're 20 years old. Also after you have sex on the second night you hang out out of captivity, sit there in a bathtub with her and have sex with her again.

    ay man.. I might listen to Crazy Town, but ain't NOBODY on gonna question my game player lol.. and messiah you're like 25-26, I just turned 22, I ain't even in my prime yet lol..
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  16. DRUG.

    DRUG. Registered Felon

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    your lies are in their prime, what a wild imagination
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  17. P.E.N.I.S

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    lmfao @ Plumber getting ignored when he is telling the truth on how gay this is...I dont even discuss how I fuck even when talking with girls..

    thats some shit you dont talk about and just do


    lmfao half of yall never find the time to get pussy....cause yall •••••• always be on RM or on AIM talking bout how you fucking all types of bitches......Certified Lames

    lmao @ Sever...nigga what??? I cant even think of fucking while im high....I just wanna cut on Bad Santa and eat a tray of Oreos when im blazed...•••••• aint tryna blow they high for some twat
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  18. Nimrod

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    I got all yall beat

    Try fuckin a chick on a public bus that u met 15 mins prior


    Then holla lol
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  19. kingjafaar

    kingjafaar New Member

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    It would be wise for you to have a HIV test.^
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  20. Nimrod

    Nimrod Nimi Hendrix

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    Been there

    That's why they invented condoms homeboy
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