what sexual position makes u ejaculate the fastest/ slowest?????

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  1. Nimrod

    Nimrod Nimi Hendrix

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    the shit i HATE, is when girls ride u, and instead of bouncing, they rub back and forth, like it doesnt do shit for me at all lol


    girls love that shit tho, but i feel like reading a book and writing a rhyme when they start tht




    but WHAT GETS ME! is when they ride and bounce on it, especially if they got a fat ass, and they just flappin the ass meat back and forth fast as hell, woooooooooo

    like not riding it on some up and down shit, but like literally flappin they ass up and down, hard to explain


    i be havin to stop chicks sometimes, like damn its coming

    yall kno what im talkin about?
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  2. Nimrod

    Nimrod Nimi Hendrix

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    another crazy position i used to do wit my ex, thats CRAZY, but it makes a nigga feel like a bitch lol real talk

    its when the dude and the chick switch roles, no i aint talkinabout no strap on homie



    like the dude lies on his back, and has his legs apart a little (no favian)

    the girl lies between the dudes legs on top of him, and SHE FUCKS HIM, so it looks like shes in the dudes position of a missionary, and the dude is in the chicks position, u just gota look as manly as u can when u do this lolll


    its craaazy tho, trust me
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  3. Thoughtz

    Thoughtz Well-Known Member

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    wow@ the 2nd post

    lollllll


    reverse cowgirl gets me everytime

    i feel like I'm 13 all over again, everyyytime when I bust in 2.7 seconds
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  4. Screech

    Screech I came, I saw, I conquere

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    wtf.. lol.. you talkin about you put your legs over her shoulders?

    that'a suspect position man..

    reverse cowgirl gets me tho, when she got her legs closed goin up an down hard as hellll, shit feels amazin and i usually don't last as long like that
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  5. Nimrod

    Nimrod Nimi Hendrix

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    LMAO legs over hershoulders? hell no son, u crazy? lol


    shes just between ya legs, u aint gota straddle her or spread them shits on some gymnist shit
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  6. Nimrod

    Nimrod Nimi Hendrix

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    i never tried the reverse cow girl, gota
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  7. Nimrod

    Nimrod Nimi Hendrix

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    virgins not welcome, emcee goddess
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  8. Beige

    Beige Yup... Its me

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    Damn @ the second one.. I never even seen that shyt before... But Imma check dat shyt out.. Im all about new shyt...
    Me.. Im partial to da chick layin flat on her stomach, wit her legs together, ass up in da air a lil bit... and jus straddled abover her beatin.. lets you grip dat ass.. see, and it creates more sensation for both.. maximizes points of contact for her, and creates an extra sense of tightness for you..

    slowest... Like Nimmy said, her ridin wit that back n forth BS... yeah they love it.. cuz essentially thier rubbin the hell out thier clit... but after a while, or after she get that nut... grab them hips.. Lift... and go to work... once that shyt start slappin, its a wrap for me.. shyt is great
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  9. Beige

    Beige Yup... Its me

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    lol @ virgins..
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  10. Nimrod

    Nimrod Nimi Hendrix

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    lol@ virgins still existing haha

    they gona come in and make up a position


    wordd@ beige


    that lying on the stomach shit, i be destroying that


    i needa film myself, cus i feel like a artistic sportsman when i do that, my form be on some ancient roman colloseum man shit
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  11. Katastrofik

    Katastrofik THE SOUND OF L.I

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    fastest - The Brazilian Bedlock Or The Swan Experience

    slowest - Oral Sex.. That Just Gets Me Started.. Some People End It There..
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    Katastrofik THE SOUND OF L.I

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  13. Nimrod

    Nimrod Nimi Hendrix

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    nigga get ya names outa here, describe the shit


    aint nobody in bed talkin about, ok honey assume the brazillian bedlock


    ok, sexy, u ready for the swan experience?



    get that outa here and describe
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  14. A-Lyricz

    A-Lyricz We Off That

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    i got them bars for you son
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  15. Thoughtz

    Thoughtz Well-Known Member

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    lm aoooooooooo

    CLEVELAND STEAMER!
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    but yea that damn movin back n forth shit they love it

    but it feels like some shit bout to break on me
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  17. Dank Sinatra

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    lmao @ this dude saying "ejaculate"...... your bryant gumbleness be killin me sometimes....jus say cum....no homo....


    anyways....i normally buss quickest just normal position on top of a bitch,or any other position where im more so in control....slowest is when i bitch is riding me tho and thats what i like best anyways.....

    this dude in here wanting details......talkin about his chick was fuckin him like he was the female>!??! never heard no shit like that.....you sure you aint the virigin? lmao
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  18. Katastrofik

    Katastrofik THE SOUND OF L.I

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  19. Nimrod

    Nimrod Nimi Hendrix

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    i did that for a reason lol

    aint wana type nothin lewd
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  20. Beige

    Beige Yup... Its me

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    hahahahaha.. Hit er wit da Huckle Buck..... Doggies style.. One hand grabbin the Hair, pullin dat head back, the other one wit both arms behind her back.. kinda like a police submission lookin shyt... word..

    Oh.. one of my personal favs.. and believe me, They love this... be sittin on like a chair wit no arms.. or the edge of your bed..sittin UP.. now have ya girl straddle you.. like titties to chest.... Now let her ride for a sec, she'll feel in control, but at the same time.. be sneakin ya hands under her legs.. till your arms are cuffing between the backs of her knees... like between the thighs and calves... tell her to put her hands around the back of your head or neck.. then simpley stand up with her.. if you have and kinda upper body you can easily move her up and down.. feel a lil weak.. back her ass into a wall and tell her put her arms back on the wall...

    all you chubby chasers *disclaimer... these acts were performed by a professional and should not be attempted by you.
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