I'm the silent type, I fart and no one hears it, I wait a second or two and the smell comes in... it's unbearable..especially when I fart in the bus... I hate loud farters with no effect...the type of motherfuckers to fart like an M16 but then afterwords nothing smells.... The Ones who Shit and Fart (Shart?) are distgusting motherfuckers too, you can hear a faint sound of farting stretched for like 2 seconds or so and then, all hell breaks loose. It smells like shit for atleast 15 minutes.... anyways, how do yall fart?