what jokes/pranks, or whatever, did you used to do in High School???????

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  1. The Militant

    The Militant New Member

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    my mates used to be on the lookout and id stay near the lockers and when it was clear id move the big set of lockers and swap its places around with the one next to it... then we'd just stand there and watch as dorks came in trying to get their p.e. kit and their key wouldnt fit lol

    i almost got caught once because i was always getting away with it all over the school and a teacher got su~~~~ious because we was pissing ourselves laughing because some of our classrooms have lockers at the back, and this kid had been sent out of PE to get his pe kit from his locker (which was the back of our english class) and his locker wouldnt open... then he went and got the janitor, and he couldnt open the lockers either. that was so funny cos the kid almost crying cos the PE teacher was shouting at him....

    and once the janitor was in an attic or something in one of the rooms and some people moved the ladder away... i didnt have anything to do with it but it was funny as hell tho, cos he was stuck up there for like half an hour and nobody knew he was up there

    but yeh, i was the 'phantom locker swapper' and nobody knew it was me, i told my sister one day shes like OMG ITS YOU!!! as if im some sort of serial killer or something. there was an epidemic in my school i think heheh
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  2. mc k-nice

    mc k-nice New Member

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    this shit is funny this is we'd figure out the cheap ass motherfuckers

    nimrod's money on the floor prank reminded me of this

    in chemistry we'd be fuckin with the bunsen burners and heat a penny up in that shit til it was fuckin ridiculously hot

    drop that joint on the floor and not say anything

    and wait for the cheap ass dude who'd go through the effort to bend down and pick up a penny off the floor

    ...and then burn the shit out of their hands tryin to pick it up
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  3. Ghet-Ghet

    Ghet-Ghet Guest

    - Put KNO3 in the punch at the prom. Potassium Nitrate is the anti-thesis of Viagra. I suggested te idea but never carried it through because I didn't know if anyone would have a fatal reaction to consuming gunpowder. But the option is still up for anyone with the balls!

    While I'm at it..

    - Make boot disks that bypassed the security programs, get into windows, put the goatse.cx man as the background wallpaper of every computer in the library. Change the homepage to stileproject.com. Change shortcuts on the quick launch and on the start menu to go to other classic sites.

    - Install Quake on all LANable machines and play non-stop during finals.

    - Install keyloggers on public machines and snatch every password we could get.

    God, I keep forgetting all the old pranks!

    - Install vB programs that bypassed password field cloaking and revealed cached passwords of people who were previously on computers.

    God, I hated high school.
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  4. AGENTSPITS

    AGENTSPITS Got A BJ From AVA DEVINE!

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    LMAO @ ghet-ghet

    i need to add my pranks in here.

    i used to mostly bust jackass shit, have a bunch of shit on film i wish i could get it on the computer.
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  5. Wird of Pley

    Wird of Pley I Slice My Own Ham

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    I had this prank where I'd stop going to school for weeks on end and just rap in internet tourneys. Shit was ill.
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  6. Yahway

    Yahway power to my cock

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    i remember these kids in the 9th grade wrote a sign, something like "will dance for 10 cents", and they would dance the whole fucking lunch period. fucking idiots haha.

    they had a small portable boombox with pop music playing mad low, sounded cheesy.
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  7. 808

    808 Odds Against Me

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    haha my school forces u to stay in for lunch...

    but the thing is, me and my "friends" know the security gaurds and we cool with them..

    so we cut and if we get caught, they jus let us off.. cool shit..

    and its unlikely to get caught if you guys dig out on a car..

    and umm.. pranks, ill list some later..
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  8. The Militant

    The Militant New Member

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    the 'walk on the left' rule of the school corridoors wasnt working, so our new head teacher decided to implement a corridor one way system lol of no entry signs where u wasnt allowed but green exit signs where u was...

    and i got kicked out of my german lesson and they make u stand outside the class until the end cos they are cunts, so i wondered off and moved all of the signs so that all the corridors and the arrow signs (that said what way you got to walk) all pointed to the middle of the school lol there was chaos in the school that day hahaha i fucking loved hating that school
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  9. Boxhead

    Boxhead Box Boogie

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    hahahahhahahhahaa.
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  10. Thug Prophecy

    Thug Prophecy Simply the Finest

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    this is for kids who have cash...

    get about 20 hampsters and a few permanent markers.... write numbers on the hampsters BUT skip a few: ex. 1,2,3,5,8,9,10,12... Then let them lose in school. Even if they find all the hampsters. They will still be missing a few numbers and will be looking all day for the missing.

    Fart Machine

    Pour Gasoline all over the football field in the shape of the numbers of the year you graduate.

    Go into an unlocked classroom and turn over all the desk, and flip all the sports bags inside out, and throw shredded paper all over the floor.

    Flip all the bags in the lockeroom inside out.
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  11. Z eye on

    Z eye on Truuuth

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    We had a senior prank day. The thing about it was that I went to this school called Tarpon High school, and if you know anything about the Tampa Bay area you will know that Tarpon springs is like little Greece. The greeks owned every thing in that town, from the shops, to the docks, to the churches... even the Chimpanzee Farm which was just down the street from the highschool.

    Our school mascot was the "Sponger" which is basically one of those old style divers that used a hose to breath. Tarpon even has tours where you can see some greek fool dress up in one of those outfits and dive in the Gulf of mexico and Grab some sponges.

    Anyway, being that has been the mascot of this school for over 50 years... there was a Sponger statue in the front of the school.

    So... what we did one night... was take my boy tyrell's pickup truck... and took a little visit to the chimp farm. It took like 10 of us... but be lifted the stone statue of the Gorilla that stood in front of the chimp farm... loaded in back of the Ford Splash... and replaced the sponger statue with the Gorilla statue.

    It was Especially hillarious because the racial slur we had for the Greeks were "Monkeys" because they were so fuckin hairy.

    Principle Got on the intercom that following morning stating that "He will catch whoever was responsible and they will not be graduating."

    They never found out :)
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  12. Nimrod

    Nimrod Nimi Hendrix

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    why? because i dont want to, and its a part of my fuckin vocabulary


    so what if you have a problem with it?
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  13. Nimrod

    Nimrod Nimi Hendrix

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    for the record, the cds he broke, he didnt BUY THEM


    which high schooler is so well off to buy fuckin CDs just to break?


    i said he buys cds NOW TO LISTEN and laugh, not the ones he broke in high school
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  14. kloudy2

    kloudy2 emcee / producer

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    one time my homeboy put poison the teachers coffee and got locked for a while..
    i never really pulled too many pranks cause the police at the school was allready watching me alot
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  15. Jaye-R

    Jaye-R Audible

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    *fucking dead*
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  16. Jaye-R

    Jaye-R Audible

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    every other week after P.E. when i was a sophomore i would take a piss...

    so naturally there would be a freshman taking a piss and i woul just
    break in the door open and stand behind him grab him by the shoulders
    and shake the SHIT OUT OF HIM...

    OMGALKDMFLASKDMFLKASMDFLKAMSLDFKMALDKMFASMF

    IT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS because he would piss on himself and
    i would run out dying almost falling... of course i would play the part
    that he could beat me up so he could chase me with his pants pissed on

    it was AWESOME!
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  17. Nimrod

    Nimrod Nimi Hendrix

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    haahahahaahahahaahahahahaahah@ the image of them deciding they have to get rid of the desk


    that is fuckin hysterical man


    at my cousins school, the most successful and great prank was pulled off


    i mean the prank that people only dream about


    somebody succeeded in putting fuckin smut, hardcore pornage into the school television systems


    i dont know how they did it, my cousin didnt know how or who


    but every tv in the school was playing porn for minutes b4 they could be turned off



    fuckin illness


    i would have hacked off right then and there in the middle of all the chaos
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  18. phenom2002

    phenom2002 GET YA MAFUCKIN HANDS UP!

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    man high school was fun as fuck.......hmmm let me think back, we would just fuck with the token retarded kid that was allowed to fit in with the popular crowd because they would make everbody laugh.....we had this one retarded kid that we called "skreetch" and he would brake dance and shit in the middle of the hall way, but he was terrible at it.....so me and my homies would have him just brake dance in the middle of the hallway and shit and he would draw a big crowd and shit......one time we were in the lunch room and he started brake dancin and shit and people were crowdin around and my boy justin threw a pennie at him and hit him squar in the head and he fell made the funniest face i ever seen in my life lol omg......i dont know we aint really do pranks we just fucked with retarded kids
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  19. amille

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    i did alot of shit in junior high...pullin fire alarms..tyin people's shoes to lunch tables..i tied my girls shoe and she was stuck in the lunch room forever b/c i knotted them bitches up..they had to cut her strings...

    but then high school..i was class president..and all kinds of shit..i had to be a good role model :smile:

    i did my dirt outta school...
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