What is the absolute hottest thing a girl can do in bed?

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  1. Bonnie B

    Bonnie B Friday's Child

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    What is the absolute hottest thing a girl can do in bed?
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  2. Gwame

    Gwame no luckycharms in ireland

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    Have sex with you
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  3. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    i like it when they whip out a zuchinni thats been kept in the freezer too long and then they grab my dick and shit, and then whiles shes banging the mouldy zuchinni she slobbers a bit on my chest and the whole while shes grabbing my dick and shit Oh and she has to be wearing a red bra and preferably human.
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  4. UnbrokeN

    UnbrokeN Well-Known Member

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    she could mix hydrazine plus dinitrogen tetroxide simultanously while eating her own pussy
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  5. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    switch positions with her sister
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  6. Carpe Noctem

    Carpe Noctem Neos Helios

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    Give up the anus.
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    BullyBeats New Member

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    Pretend she's there by free will
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  8. Gwame

    Gwame no luckycharms in ireland

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    Or pretend she's not
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  9. liquid`acid

    liquid`acid gods busy can I help you?

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    kinda depends on the girl.. some have special talents that others don't
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  10. Ignorant

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    Have genuine multiple orgasms... without me being there for half of them.
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  11. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    naw my zuchinni fantasy is the best one in here.. and shit.
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  12. allnakey

    allnakey Sex is no fun by yourself

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  13. ErikForeman

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    Gwame won the fact portion of this thread.. Sir Bust won the fantasy bracket

    We in here
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  14. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    Suck me off while i eat a sandwich
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  15. PiffInDaBasket

    PiffInDaBasket New Member

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    drool on your cock and look at you and mumble nasty shit with my cawk in your mouth
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  16. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    bend over so i can lick her ass and pussy
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  17. niggaplz

    niggaplz New Member

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    Wait until after I've bussed a nut to admit she used to be a guy.

    That way when ppl ask why I fucked the bitch-nigga I can claim ignorance instead of just low standards.
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  19. Geedorah

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    Deep throat but upside down.
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  20. NightmareEx

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    Climb on top of me and ask "What you want, mouth or pussy?".

    My dick actually smiled when that shit happened to me. Sexiest. Question. Ever.
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