All of the major religions were a big trick by Satan? In Abrahamic mythology I don't think you guys really give ole Lucifer enough credit. In your holy books, god would be the ultimate good and Satan would be the evil equivalent. It is also said that earth is Satan's domain until Jesus wins it back and all that good stuff. So, let's get this strait: Satan has commanding control over planet earth and is near invincible malevolent genius..buuuuuut his plans are to possess long haired girls and make them talk funny, temp you to cheat on your spouse and cause you to develop alcoholism?? Really, that's it? What if, it was actually Lucifer's plan to convert people to Judaism, Islam and and Christianity? Like creating the books were entirely his doing. Reason being so that good people who want to be with god will follow everything in the books and will end up in heaven. However, what if, "heaven" is exactly where Satan is at? Trillions of souls, over the course of history would be tricked into an eternity with evil. Not terribly far fetched, at least no more far fetched than the source material.