What are your most embarassing masturbation stories?

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  1. mr.rip

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    she asked me what the hell was i'm doing i said aaahhhh nothing lol i was looking at my uncles porn tape i got so in it i didn't hear the door open i was going to town boy lol i felt so stupid with my dick hard as hell in my hand and my mother and her female friend standing there looking at me haha shit funny now wasn't funny then lol i could say shit lol
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    lol! thats funny as hell
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    ROTFLMAO OMG!!!

    Lord help me I NEVER catch my son's doing ANYTHING like this. Might save me the trouble if I give them a DVD player in their room so if htey HAPPEN to get a porn on dvd they can do it in their bedroom LMAO.

    Oh lord. Don't even wanna think about it.
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    it was hella good porn it was about guys fucking these sex ass vampire women sexy as hell lol
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    LMAO lord it gets better and better each time you post [funny]
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  6. mr.rip

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    lol you be loving me keeping it real haha
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    haha that's the best way to be! No sense in beating around the bush about it lol.
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    haha it is what it is right?
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  9. Hidden_Poetry

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    Exactly lol

    And in this case, the is what it is, is hilarious lol
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    hahahaha i wish i could find that movie
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    you got a fetish? lol
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  12. mr.rip

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    you would make a sexy ass one yourself you and nani i'll leave the window open for you and her to bite me on the big glowing X haha
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    LMAO you are crazy rip!
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    lol, sounds interesting.
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    lol i know haha but thats real you two are sooooooooo soooooooo sooooooooooo haha you know the rest
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