Discussion in 'Audio Emcee Hook Ups' started by user1234, Aug 18, 2008.
either the best clever originals, or some 'mirror in your pants' shit.. I don't care.
hey does this smell like chloroform
lol at gz hahaha
this stripper asked me to buy her a drink and i said
"i dont support the consumption of alcohol"
couple days later, i got the snot
^^y'all got the most retarded slang ever
Just run up to a woman and be like, "So what do you think?" 100% of the time she's going to be like, "About What"..Then you respond, "About me and You". Its kind of cheezy but women of ALL ages will show some teeth. It always works at Books A Million and Barne's and Nobles"
How do you like your eggs in the morning, Scrambled or Fertilized?
i dont got game bitches just understand my story
BITCH, i got a cock, u got a cunt, wanna fuck?
shit always works for me
i dunno.. i never thought gurls liked lines
if u can stand listening to a gurl for a half hour... ur chances of hittin are way higher than saying any line
nice shoes, wanna bump fuglys
nice legs, what time do they open?
Girl if your thirsty just get down and suck my cock bitch.
if im playin a drinkin game involvin cards..
ill show her a magic trick real quick.. amazed, she'll ask to see it again n i say i bet u a kiss i guess ur next card
that shit is FOOL proof.. it has worked on hundreds of bitches 100% everytime
only person to ever figure out how i did it ironically enough ended up bein my girl for two n half years
give me the money i wont hurt you usually works.
I've realized that it dontreally mater the line, its how u follow it up after her first reply, and ur swag thruout the entire ordeal
U could have a corny ass line, and that sparks the conversation, and if u handle it right u in
lol @ prefacing it with that..
not only would it have to be a drinking game, but one that involves cards.
there's a good story. i can see that workin too.
wish i could go on youtube at work
id be postin up the scene from dont be a menace when marlin go i bet u i can get this girl number
n he pull the gun on her n smacks her titty with it
coo coo.. ima call u later iight?
i said IIGHT??
he said droppin lines fam.. thats about the only situation i will
in normal situations ill just let my humour and drop dead looks do the work
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