What are som dope punchlines to use ....

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  1. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    lol wasnt he the christian dude?
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  2. double ML

    double ML plekz = wannabe thought police

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    that was point game

    and i would snap twinkleface twamp's puny neck with ease
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  3. TWAMP$iN

    TWAMP$iN proper weaponry

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  4. emceefocus

    emceefocus not an emcee

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    honestly, mountain brothers was the illest group of asian rappers in history. i don't know why people go around saying jin was the best
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  5. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    ^^fact

    maybe its cuz they didnt battle(that i know of)

    mountain bros are seriously underrated...
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  6. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    nvr heard of em
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  7. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    i could never eat a sushi roll.
    but the finest vagina from china?
    i'll eat the pussy raw.

    if you rhyme vagina and china, there's no way you'll lose.

    :numaan:
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  8. Joro

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    astagfirullah@ "eat the pussy raw"
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  9. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    lol @ you knowing the meaning of astaghirullah.

    better yet, spelling it correctly in english.

    sidenote: head isn't haram, bruh.

    :numaan:
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  10. Joro

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    The Prophet couldn't even fathom the possibility of oral sex in the 7th century. It's just like how he never labeled shoving food up your ass as "haram" becuz he naturally assumed people have the sense to put food down their mouths.
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  11. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    yeah, shoving food up your ass is another thing all together lol, wtf.

    as for oral sex, it is considered a part of foreplay.

    yes, anal sex is prohibited for sodomic reasons, but foreplay is actually encouraged.

    sexual intercourse should be avoided if there is no foreplay, as the prophet compared that (no foreplay straight sex) as an animalistic behaviour.

    i can't seem to find the actual hadith where the prophet encouraged this.

    but when i do, i'll rep you the book and chapter number, etc.

    :numaan:
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  12. Joro

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    oral sex is not considered foreplay by the prophet. "kisses, touches and the like" doesn't mean eating a bitch out :funny:
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  13. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    i'm trying to find the hadith on it.

    i remember reading the arabic, and the word used described the vagina.

    i don't know, but if it hasn't been encouraged, it's never been prohibited either.

    nigga why you trying to fuck up my head game man? my nose has powers of its own.

    :numaan:
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  14. Joro

    Joro New Member

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    nigga I'm tryna help YOU out.

    If eating pussy aint haram, it's definitely makrooh.
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  15. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    you've never received head?

    if you cop it and don't give, then that's double standards.

    but on the topic itself, makrooh is a strong word to use if there's no evidence.

    i'll have to blow the dust off some of my books at home and get back to you on it.

    :numaan:
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