West Round 2: 11. Mufffy vs 14. Main Event

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  1. TRAP.

    TRAP. i'm soo old school.

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  2. Muffffy

    Muffffy Attack of the Muff

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    no doubt.

    in.

    umm..

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  3. Pav_

    Pav_ New Member

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    Yeah.. MERK HIM MUFF
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  4. Trombley

    Trombley .Deon.

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    Pav is weak and sad.

    16 it is.
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  5. Trombley

    Trombley .Deon.

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    hello


    How hard are you stepping, when men cause your erections?,
    I'll have Muff kissing Pavement, without drawing a weapon
    I'm far better,so just know your shit isnt great
    Cause one shot''ll pin muff on a wall, like a lucky prison inmate
    Known as scary, so you stay 'round the bitches
    Told'em to see-Saw, and he looked for play ground equipment
    You can rest at ease soldier, cuz when i start passin blows...
    You'll wind up so fatigue, you could do an army fashion show
    I'll beat you down bitch, so breach and be found stiff...
    With more colors on your skin, than the ones jeff just toyed around with.
    you dont want this, my fist'll curl you like crunchs
    Cause its sad when your structure....is more unique than ya punches
    I'll red light this clown, your courageous trynna fight me now
    But your just a light weight..... on one of the deadest sites around
    Im gonna bait this fish, my hook'll get to stabbin this fella...
    And have'em doing so much 'reel talk', it'll make fabolous jealous
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  6. Muffffy

    Muffffy Attack of the Muff

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    lmfao @ you

    reel talk?


    ayo. Ima merk you on sum abstract shit.

    Fake ass...dont even try to disperse clown/
    Whats funnier..his verse?
    Or his using a vet's name to get by the 1st round?/
    Hurts now? Ill beat ya ass...and start contortin ya joints/
    And leave ya life such a 'challenge..
    ...............fuckin madden starts awardin you points!/
    And when it comes to girls..u not the one bitch/
    Coz like broken vendin machines..
    It seems noone ever can get this Sunkist'/
    Lie som more..ill fuckin kick in his jaw/
    Fag'll prolly get arrested..
    coz his mustaches' kids in its pores/
    Im rippin this hor..you cant spark a rhyme clit/
    And only traffic' you be weavin thru..
    Seems to only involve ya f'in kazaa lite bitch/
    Afta this round..you be hated you prick/
    Every tourny afta..ill make Event-shun..
    ................like i just created sum shit/
    FUckin backpacker..hes a beatbox zealot/
    Life such a flop'..
    it fuckin makes Vlade Divac jealous/
    and...blah blah..umm rhyme keeper/
    Nucca blew so many kisses at me..
    I thought i was winnin on minesweeper/


    HAHA

    yo.
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  7. Aven Brooks

    Aven Brooks .. bladerunner ..

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    .. i'm sorry .. but yall arent doing these "and he's so / such a / so much blah blah it'd make blah blah jealous" right .. besides that ..

    .. Trombley .. opener was tight .. see-saw was good .. Muffffy .. didn't like it potna .. that's just me though .. that invention line was a stretch and a half .. well, my vote is clear .. g'l to both of you though ..

    Vote .. Trombley
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  8. Muffffy

    Muffffy Attack of the Muff

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    AHAHAH!

    1-0

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  9. stick's ghost

    stick's ghost Tommy Johnson

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    ummm, not really feeling either too much

    Main's first punch coulda been worded a lot better, the see-Saw line was aiight though.. line of the battle mos definitely.
    Mufff... just wasn't doing nothin.. the intro coulda been good if you made the next punch build on that, and did something dope.. but you went the other way.. sunkist, kazaa lite, blah.. nothing really caught my attention..


    vote - the fake Main Event
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  10. Muffffy

    Muffffy Attack of the Muff

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    *accidental post*

    delete someone.
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  11. Trombley

    Trombley .Deon.

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  12. Trombley

    Trombley .Deon.

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  13. Savir

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    Probably the 13th Saw line I've seen in 2 days.


    Trombley

    I'll beat you down bitch, so breach and be found stiff...
    With more colors on your skin, than the ones jeff just toyed around with.
    you dont want this, my fist'll curl you like crunchs
    Cause its sad when your structure....is more unique than ya punches

    vs


    Muffy

    Hurts now? Ill beat ya ass...and start contortin ya joints/
    And leave ya life such a 'challenge..
    ...............fuckin madden starts awardin you points!/



    vote trombley


    Muff use forced wordplay, weak comparisons, and basically
    executed every punch in one fashion.
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  14. Worst Enemy

    Worst Enemy ex-rbl champ, so?

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    muffy sucks, trombly had better lines.

    v: trom
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  15. Muffffy

    Muffffy Attack of the Muff

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    ^hmm?

    i looooose.
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  16. J Dot C

    J Dot C 1x RBL Champion

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    overall
    main or whoever won...he had 2 lines I liked...muff had 1...


    vote=trombley

    1Ne
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  17. Blessense

    Blessense a Kilo is 1,000 grams..

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    nah both came off key
    not feeling this..

    vote- first dude
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  18. Eternalpath

    Eternalpath I am FEMALE!!!!

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    Trombley

    not bad...nothign outstanding but u had a few lines that wasput together rather nicely...

    How hard are you stepping, when men cause your erections?,
    I'll have Muff kissing Pavement, without drawing a weapon
    I'm far better,so just know your shit isnt great
    Cause one shot''ll pin muff on a wall, like a lucky prison inmate

    Your opener wasnt bad...using ol dude...and then the next was sorta gayish LOL

    You can rest at ease soldier, cuz when i start passin blows...
    You'll wind up so fatigue, you could do an army fashion show

    I thought that was funny..since my brother was in the military...cool concept and all...

    Muffy..

    Hurts now? Ill beat ya ass...and start contortin ya joints/
    And leave ya life such a 'challenge..
    ...............fuckin madden starts awardin you points!/

    Not bad there...I play that so i knew what you was talking about..but besides that nothing real good and then u just gave up at the end..I guess you thought you had the win but IMO u didn't

    My vote Main Event
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  19. Dr.Cause

    Dr.Cause Peep The Sig

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    How hard are you stepping, when men cause your erections?,
    I'll have Muff kissing Pavement, without drawing a weapon


    ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    LMFAOOOOOO

    that shit was funny,maybe its cuz i only had 3 hours of sleep :-X

    vote-main,liked his verse better
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  20. Trombley

    Trombley .Deon.

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