[Week 25][Champ] C. PharCyzE(4-2) vs 2. Brown Jesus(2-0) vs 3. John Henseley(0-0)

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  1. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    VERSES DUE THURSDAY @ 11:59 PST
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    NO BITING OR RECYCLING
    Biting/Recycling is the equivalent of a no show
    Extensions must be requested in your battle thread before the Thursday evening deadline. It is the opponents choice whether to allow the extension or not. Failure to accept/deny the request prior to the first vote being cast will result in the extension being allowed.
    If granted, the extension overrides the deadline for BOTH battlers
    A No Show results in a loss and automatic sign out
    If your opponent fails to show, you must still post at least 4 lines and 3 voting links for your victory.
    A title wont change hands by no show
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    Disruptive members will be banned from the league will and have their posts moved to the garbage bin thread.
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  2. You Must B High

    You Must B High New Member

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  3. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

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  4. BarZ.

    BarZ. Over Everything

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  5. Brown Jesus

    Brown Jesus Menso is for Dummies

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    Phar in the lead? and Hensley think he bringing plenty noise?
    Shit, the way y'all two front,man...it's really easy to forget the point,
    Phar champs by default, but I'm harder than this vet here,
    And T.a.C's a magician... Hens had to pull cards to get here,
    Y'all hated when I mentioned I never seen nothing worse,
    If I say nothing about Hens...then y'all say I'm feeding on his verse,
    I ain't struggling with Hens... y'all know the coup he bringing's weak,
    I slaughter Chicken's cus I'm a Mac... all that leaves is this shit PC,
    Fuck these peons, we all know I'm the end all be all,
    Hens taking this leap of faith... But you looked better with a Freefall,

    Faggot
    http://board.rapmusic.com/onslaught/1203527-rd-1-freefall-henrokk-vs-razputin-menso.html

    Really, though... why you pm T.a.C for a shot at the title?
    Other than you get DQ'ed first...
    Cus we all know your dope concepts recycled,
    Fuck an RBL "Legend", this world is "What you done for me lately?"
    Well... a bitch move... that check in, too... LMAO! Q must've been crazy,
    Phar gave tips to Kin, you're like the best coach,
    You give men hope in the form of X and O's,
    I mentioned my clones, son, the double entendre is brutal,
    Cus when I fuck with Ph... it's best if it's neutral,
    And Hens is shook, but Phar? Dumbass faggot'll push me,
    Don't matter how big you are, though, cus Cyze only matters to pussies,
    John been writing for weeks, who knows how long he lurked,
    At least we can be assured with time he didn't recycle most his verse,
    John thinks his flips are dope, but they're pretty shit, whore,
    Hens got more used lines that busy switchboards,
    Phar, I ain't claiming to be your dad, plus... it might've been another,
    But LMAO @ this dirty fuck... he reminds me of his mother, =/
    So I used that concept 2 of 3 weeks, take me court and sue me,
    If y'all set the precedent,
    Hens Dohpe? Pfft, his lie-ability is going through the roof, please,
    Phar grabbed his chance to champ, but dog, that's spoken for,
    After Hens and I...
    PC's Window of opportunity is getting whored out open source,
    I saw the Garbage Can and prepared the joke,
    Any votes for Phar? Well... we know where it goes,
    What's the truth? Guess it don't matter what you believe in,
    But there's an Old Legend about John... bowing to Jesus
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  6. BarZ.

    BarZ. Over Everything

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    listen..,






    AHEM, prepared to be blessed..!




    Jesus fuck, Hens! n that ain't subliminal for ur gay when u rap
    even as the only 1 coming up under some1 whose initials make'm a fag
    check out this legends story n u will find that it's past due
    now its all ass around John.... n u ain't gotta look n the bathroom
    that's true!! BJ win? that's out the question, but who asked you??
    drop'n all that doo doo brown, i thought u were bring'n back luke
    Hens appeared out the blue...... the tricks he pulled was great
    BJ battled the same guy twice? WHOA! that gimmick took the cake
    both yall got some acts that deserve good luck n break a leg dude
    mines will make yall fold n take flight.. hit u w/ a paper plane move
    think u got stomp'd by a gang crew if i'm n my damon wayans mood
    BJ n a cast from boot camp..... Hens, u'll be n Major Payne II
    disrespectful n plain rude.. smack yall around for kicks n skidaddle
    than out nowhere beat the fuck outta BJ like hens will n this battle
    n speak'n of John.. when u gon give up txt? them one liners is old
    Tac n some wheelcheer...... help u get around the retirement home
    see, i dnt follow ya hype.. if u call'n it tight, plenty have heard it
    it must be work'n, cuz that shit is dohpe............ flip'd n reworded!!
    shit.. well, let'em resurface,
    just for a history purpose....................
    surprised BJ ain't no show when HEN thickened the plots richness
    with the same rash decisions.... duck'n that chicken poc*s siccness #lol
    now is it odd? this is more like Me n Hens n a fight for respect
    BJ, the only Will Power u have......... comes from Signing ya Death
    or locke'm up - cuz a DUI couldn't explain ya drive when u text
    than blow'n that bad.......... with no accounts of a sobriety test
    line for line i'm the best.. no ties, u guys can fight for whats left
    this what u call kill'n 2 birds w/ 1 stone.... by the size of their chest
    odd as it gets.. hens made a BIG name cuz they hop on ya dick
    really ur little, John... it just ironic ur biggest achievement was rob'n the rich
    stay retired.. call it a quits,
    i'm on my tekken.. fuck that, eat all of this fist..........
    BJs sorry as shit.. thought his skills was a presence of god when he spit
    this mufucca the reason for xmas? n still ain't learn to open all of his gift :-/
    ur dumb as rocks - connect the dots to his minimum wage view
    Stupid Mexican.! CHRIST isnt a wetback.... HIS name just looks like Jesus
    greatness/gifted, describes the fractions i balance............
    why u think I just Won over two..... only using half of my talents






    #Lesson.Learned
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  7. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

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    dunno why u wanted me to write so much


    I saw Circleplex, he was downin you in one bout.
    all BJ did after the battle w/ Circus Act like he didn't Clown u in a shut out.
    Talk about never losin, U ain't as boss as U think.
    Who brags about bein undefeated if their last opponent only lost cuz of links?
    U ain't equal at glance, you should just leave in advance.
    The Voters aren't anti-Christian.. they just never gave Jesus a chance.
    Women always go with me, there's not a Bitch very close to B.
    You'll only see Jesus Between Some Tits when a Chick wears a Rosary.
    U choke w/ worse rhymes, n u only toke the worst dimes.
    Ur 'Clear Hits' are just when this pussy can't take all the smoke the first time.
    U aint clever queer. As for blowin up, u were never near.
    If ur goin Platinum it's cuz Ur too broke to afford better beer.
    Don't act like u do shows or like you're travelling deep.
    If you ever see 'BJ on the road' that was his girl in my passenger seat.
    And his weed plants were subject to a bogus history.
    u got more fucked up Clones than Michael Keaton's in Multiplicity.
    U tried to get out of this? Almost figured this cat'd duck.
    & if any1 says Cyze Up The Opponent had to of been wack as fuck.
    Guys insane, U can only pretend to try n' reign.
    & if I ever 'got it backwards', It's startin with the end of CyzE's Name.
    I thought Phar sucked, but I believe this guys wacker.
    If somethin of Browns hit hard it was a tackle by a Cleveland linebacker.
    I got punchline after punchline, the fight in me's crazy.
    And I got your Girls face in my Pants like Rick Rude's tights in the 80's.
    U wanna throw punches u kno I'm handy with the jaw routine.
    For Phar a 'winning Spree' is getting that Candy from the Claw Machine.
    I heard BJ was an alias.. maybe the cat was ether?
    Found out you're Menso, but really dunno who the fuck that is either.
    U ain't got no rep, I'm lethal with prestige.
    Like to give u 2 props on makin a champ match... with 3 people in the league.
    But don't blame Tac, I'm the one rattlin' screws loose.
    He let me in because there's nothin worse for the RBL than a battle with u 2.
    Thrashin u with bars is easy, ur below average I'm a star.
    Why did I come back? Just to show you dumbasses how fuckin bad u really are.


    pz12.
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  8. Jai-Z

    Jai-Z Bangem, Jai

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    Vote Hens wth Phar ata close 2nd.

    Both of thm had clever funny linez, the majority had too many quoteablez. An equal a mount of quoteablez, but Hens conceptz and wording edged Phar. Id like to see thm battle again.

    BJ, u suck... whatz new?
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  9. tbone

    tbone Well-Known Member

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    Vote=Phar

    his verse just stood out more, good amount of punches and personals to each battlers. Flowed well when i read it, from start to finish.
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  10. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    Jesus:

    Phar champs by default, but I'm harder than this vet here,
    And T.a.C's a magician... Hens had to pull cards to get here,

    Y'all hated when I mentioned I never seen nothing worse,
    If I say nothing about Hens...then y'all say I'm feeding on his verse,

    And Hens is shook, but Phar? Dumbass faggot'll push me,
    Don't matter how big you are, though, cus Cyze only matters to pussies,

    So I used that concept 2 of 3 weeks, take me court and sue me,
    If y'all set the precedent,
    Hens Dohpe? Pfft, his lie-ability is going through the roof, please,


    Phar:

    check out this legends story n u will find that it's past due
    now its all ass around John.... n u ain't gotta look n the bathroom


    Hens:

    I saw Circleplex, he was downin you in one bout.
    all BJ did after the battle w/ Circus Act like he didn't Clown u in a shut out.

    Talk about never losin, U ain't as boss as U think.
    Who brags about bein undefeated if their last opponent only lost cuz of links?

    U ain't equal at glance, you should just leave in advance.
    The Voters aren't anti-Christian.. they just never gave Jesus a chance.

    Women always go with me, there's not a Bitch very close to B.
    You'll only see Jesus Between Some Tits when a Chick wears a Rosary.

    Don't act like u do shows or like you're travelling deep.
    If you ever see 'BJ on the road' that was his girl in my passenger seat.

    I thought Phar sucked, but I believe this guys wacker.
    If somethin of Browns hit hard it was a tackle by a Cleveland linebacker.

    U wanna throw punches u kno I'm handy with the jaw routine.
    For Phar a 'winning Spree' is getting that Candy from the Claw Machine.

    I heard BJ was an alias.. maybe the cat was ether?
    Found out you're Menso, but really dunno who the fuck that is either.

    But don't blame Tac, I'm the one rattlin' screws loose.
    He let me in because there's nothin worse for the RBL than a battle with u 2.

    Thrashin u with bars is easy, ur below average I'm a star.
    Why did I come back? Just to show you dumbasses how fuckin bad u really are.



    Jesus fuck, Hens raped this, imo. I got him first, menso 2nd, phar 3rd. good battle guys.


    vote- Hens
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  11. breathlesss

    breathlesss Registered Sex Offender

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    Well, the obvious victor was hens, shit was rigiraffulous...far beyond the donk.
    Menso, you had the most interconnected multiple concept "smart" stuff, but there was a lot of lyrical ehhs. And phar had the most lyrical intricacy but the punches were fairly simple and didn't wow me. But hens had a near perfect balance of fairly clever punches and solid wording... that's my opinion, and I'm stickin' to it... espn cares
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  12. Gee Wilikers

    Gee Wilikers G Willy

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    vote hens

    i liked the claw line and the couplet following it, i though it got him the win
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  13. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    BJ and Phar did they thing i was feelin a lot of their lines, but Hens really dominated this whole battle with suplex after suplex.. nothing but sweet chin punchlines back to back.. a

    vote for hens would be in order.
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