WEEK 19: Championship: 1. John Hensley 9-1 vs. 2. Mets 7-1

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  1. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

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    & match whatever amount u agree on


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    --No editing after BOTH verses are posted
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    u do, then u can't edit another verse in
    so get ya editing done before BOTH verses are posted!

    --Freeposting in a battle before both verses are posted
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  2. Mets

    Mets 40 Cal. Ripken

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    16-20.

    g/l.
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  3. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

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  4. Mets

    Mets 40 Cal. Ripken

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    ima bout to be 2-0 against a 'text legend'.

    listen..
    u heard of me but dont say a word to me
    cuz i'll bust off a tommy, john
    ..that aint got shit ta do wit arm surgery
    n id fuckin pull it, then ud have a bullet ta duck
    even though you couldnt be hot
    ..in the shower after tha toilet was flushed
    u should retire, how do heads admire shit this kid wrote
    wen not even comin up to Parcells ur verses
    ..thats a sign that ur dickrode
    ^ n u so fake, forget life my knife'll poke face
    u'll end up like the cowboys
    ..cuz u defintley wont be deciding ur own fate
    me n rib shoulda been closer but fuck that whore yo
    when i say a rib got dicked
    .. i mean thats how far it went wen i stuck it up in your hoe
    now its a fact that hens isnt fat but hey, yo ...i knew it
    he's still 'the biggest loser' i ever met
    ..n mets' dont need a gameshow to prove it
    u got alotta high's, man but u aint dumb hot john
    last weeks champ match was like the heisman
    ..the way Young got robbed
    seen ur profile, just for somethin to do probaly
    i read that u were a 'fun lovin dude'
    ..then i realized i read that shit under hobbies
    ur supposed beat me, easy but ima steal one cuz
    while u drop the ball about 24 hours fore the real one does

    new champ, real talk.
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  5. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

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    remember this...

    I'm surprised,
    Not about how fast you get your verse done.
    But that ya dropped another ball line..
    ... after you already fuckin bit my FIRST one.
    7-1. luck at best, this supposed to be a fuckin test?
    Dude, you're jackin my lines..
    ... so it's understandable you've had so much success.
    Battle my own ish? I’ll make ya world end, cousin.
    Now I gotta beat myself…. and usually ya girlfriend does it.
    She told me ya sex life was like a big morbid joke.
    And that it was more of a humerus bone than the one of yours i broke.
    You'll get hit inta altzheimers if ya talk to Hens.
    ''1, 2 step'' ain't a dance..
    .. it's ya physical therapist teachin ya how to walk again.
    I'm bigger lyrically but physically my ass is outsized.
    Shit, fatso's wifebeaters could KO the whole cast of Housewives.
    I wanted ta pic battle cuz you're so fat and bland, kid.
    Talked to Jeff and got turned down due to his lack of bandwidth.
    Man, i stay swingin.. an' i hate to expose ya fella.
    But once i give a body shot..
    .. it'll have ya torso arc enough to make noah jealous.
    2 lines a bar is the style that you used ta be choosin kid.
    Funny cats said they hate the 3 line ish.. right as you started usin it.
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  6. voltron

    voltron get money, fuck newbies

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    vote - john hensley, easy


    mets bars were way to stretched and the flow was way to choppy for me to like anything in his verse, i mean, he had like 3 OK ideas and only one was flowed well, that 3 bar crap is annoying, hensley came ALOT better with shorter bars that flowed a little better and much more creative disses
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  7. Ja¢k £an†e®n

    Ja¢k £an†e®n Spirit of Vengeance

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    holy shit... im almost tempted not to vote cuz i dont want mets to think this is a hate vote...
    but in all honest to god truth... dude was serverly outmatched here... hens destroyed this match from the first quote to the last bar...
    damn hens is on a different level niggas...
    vote=hens...
    and dont anyone ask me to elaborate on my vote... cuz all the votes are gonna look like this one and the one above me...
    just close this already...
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  8. Hardkore

    Hardkore Blunts@TheBeach

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    mets:

    john hesley:

    vote: john hensley.
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  9. Mr.Perfect

    Mr.Perfect New Member

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    'm bigger lyrically but physically my ass is outsized.
    Shit, fatso's wifebeaters could KO the whole cast of Housewives.

    hahahaa
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  10. Mets

    Mets 40 Cal. Ripken

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    ok, halloweens vote counts and all cuz he can vote on whatever he wants but i dont get his vote. its almost like he's sayin he dont have to explain just because of the vote above him.

    0-3, though. good shit henmaster,
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  11. KooL La!d

    KooL La!d iRock Cafe

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    I'm surprised,
    Not about how fast you get your verse done.
    But that ya dropped another ball line..
    ... after you already fuckin bit my FIRST one.

    LMao... opening line kilt it.
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  12. Ja¢k £an†e®n

    Ja¢k £an†e®n Spirit of Vengeance

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    noo that^^ what i said.. meaning everyones gonna say hens destroyed this battle... thats all.
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  13. Phryme

    Phryme lets get it.

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    v.hens

    mets, did you rush your verse? i know you posted early but i wasnt feelin much in the verse apart from like 2-3 lines. i've seen you drop way better with better wordin, concepts, punches etc. i dont know what it was but i wasnt feelin it yo. hens on the other hand came with some nice personals, punches and wordplay too. gotta give the vote to him.
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  14. Criteria

    Criteria Superman in this bitch!

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    v Hensley

    opener...housewives.. beat myself. all were good.


    Mets kinda just used the style but didnt make it work..
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  15. Sikabod Khrayne

    Sikabod Khrayne Please Kill Me...

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    seen ur profile, just for somethin to do probaly
    i read that u were a 'fun lovin dude'
    ..then i realized i read that shit under hobbies
    your best punch, was pretty funny.

    I'm bigger lyrically but physically my ass is outsized.
    Shit, fatso's wifebeaters could KO the whole cast of Housewives.
    that shit killed it.

    overall, the first guy had good set-ups, but disappointing punches followed.
    The second guy had a few punches that were nice, but then some were just
    ...
    that housewives line was very creative though

    v/ second guy.
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  16. ExodusIII

    ExodusIII New Member

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    mets

    n id fuckin pull it, then ud have a bullet ta duck
    even though you couldnt be hot
    ..in the shower after tha toilet was flushed
    ...nice

    me n rib shoulda been closer but fuck that whore yo
    when i say a rib got dicked
    .. i mean thats how far it went wen i stuck it up in your hoe
    ehhh

    now its a fact that hens isnt fat but hey, yo ...i knew it
    he's still 'the biggest loser' i ever met
    ..n mets' dont need a gameshow to prove it
    dope

    u got alotta high's, man but u aint dumb hot john
    last weeks champ match was like the heisman
    ..the way Young got robbed
    cool

    john

    I'm surprised,
    Not about how fast you get your verse done.
    But that ya dropped another ball line..
    ... after you already fuckin bit my FIRST one.
    hahah...nice

    7-1. luck at best, this supposed to be a fuckin test?
    Dude, you're jackin my lines..
    ... so it's understandable you've had so much success.
    cool

    Battle my own ish? I’ll make ya world end, cousin.
    Now I gotta beat myself…. and usually ya girlfriend does it.
    another nice line

    shit...you're havin a field day with this jacking shit...lol...normally i'd say the concept was played but in this case it's still entertaining

    the rest of the verse was pretty solid...not gonna quote anymore...the first half was enough to get you the win

    mets wasn't bad...but didn't do enough to take this

    vote=john...opener was sick
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  17. macmilimeterhyms

    macmilimeterhyms Product of the 80s

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    mets:

    u heard of me but dont say a word to me
    cuz i'll bust off a tommy, john
    ..that aint got shit ta do wit arm surgery
    bad
    n id fuckin pull it, then ud have a bullet ta duck
    even though you couldnt be hot
    ..in the shower after tha toilet was flushed
    bad
    u should retire, how do heads admire shit this kid wrote
    wen not even comin up to Parcells ur verses
    ..thats a sign that ur dickrode
    bad
    ^ n u so fake, forget life my knife'll poke face
    u'll end up like the cowboys
    ..cuz u defintley wont be deciding ur own fate
    bad
    me n rib shoulda been closer but fuck that whore yo
    when i say a rib got dicked
    .. i mean thats how far it went wen i stuck it up in your hoe
    good
    now its a fact that hens isnt fat but hey, yo ...i knew it
    he's still 'the biggest loser' i ever met
    ..n mets' dont need a gameshow to prove it
    good
    u got alotta high's, man but u aint dumb hot john
    last weeks champ match was like the heisman
    ..the way Young got robbed
    bad
    seen ur profile, just for somethin to do probaly
    i read that u were a 'fun lovin dude'
    ..then i realized i read that shit under hobbies
    lmao good
    ur supposed beat me, easy but ima steal one cuz
    while u drop the ball about 24 hours fore the real one does
    bad

    john:

    I'm surprised,
    Not about how fast you get your verse done.
    But that ya dropped another ball line..
    ... after you already fuckin bit my FIRST one.
    good
    7-1. luck at best, this supposed to be a fuckin test?
    Dude, you're jackin my lines..
    ... so it's understandable you've had so much success.
    good
    Battle my own ish? I’ll make ya world end, cousin.
    Now I gotta beat myself…. and usually ya girlfriend does it.
    ehh
    She told me ya sex life was like a big morbid joke.
    And that it was more of a humerus bone than the one of yours i broke.
    good
    You'll get hit inta altzheimers if ya talk to Hens.
    ''1, 2 step'' ain't a dance..
    .. it's ya physical therapist teachin ya how to walk again.
    good
    I'm bigger lyrically but physically my ass is outsized.
    Shit, fatso's wifebeaters could KO the whole cast of Housewives.
    good
    I wanted ta pic battle cuz you're so fat and bland, kid.
    Talked to Jeff and got turned down due to his lack of bandwidth.
    bad
    Man, i stay swingin.. an' i hate to expose ya fella.
    But once i give a body shot..
    .. it'll have ya torso arc enough to make noah jealous.
    bad
    2 lines a bar is the style that you used ta be choosin kid.
    Funny cats said they hate the 3 line ish.. right as you started usin it.
    good

    i seen mets drop alot better, shit was kinda dissappointing, hens came wit the usual heat and definately won

    vote- hensley
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  18. dak1ngpen

    dak1ngpen bow down bitch!!

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    vote hensley

    no contest it just seemed like mets may have knew he'd lose this one and did not come as aggressive as i've seen before

    hens came with really nice punches connecting throughout as to where mets concepts just were'nt as astonishing
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  19. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

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    John Hensley wins (10-1)
    Mets loses (7-2)
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