WEEK 19: 17. Jersey Emcee 2-0 vs. 18. Criteria 2-0

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  1. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

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  2. Jersey_Emcee

    Jersey_Emcee aka LiQuiDliFe

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    check...16 good???...
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  3. Jersey_Emcee

    Jersey_Emcee aka LiQuiDliFe

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    fuck it...


    No encores after this curtain call when I abuse ya health
    Fuckin Eminem wannabe,
    I dont have to try to win, cause your verse alone will make you 'lose yourself'
    Plus you fit the fag's 'Criteria', since this nigga prone to like men
    I bet you were on an episode of loveboat...with the Minnesota Vikings
    Go ahead and play off my verse, thats a delayed loss for sure
    But in this battle, the only verse gettin 'played off' is yours
    My shits breathtaking, so covit this fancy loss
    And join the spectators,
    Cause my 'deep posts' receive more coverage then Randy Moss
    Your verses are like video games, hence something that aint fine
    Because the whole concept is to press buttons and waste time
    I know being unoticed and wack are equally hard to live thru
    So just bury yaself alive, then maybe people'll start to dig you
    I'd imgine your brainwashed from a whores lies, this poor guy
    Your bitch been around so much she's a fuckin' tour guide
    Im a legend, so if you see me in the streets it would be luck
    Im no fan of the Ying Yang Twins,
    But if I met Criteria, I'd probably 'beat the pussy up'
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  4. Criteria

    Criteria Superman in this bitch!

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    another 'original' name im facing


    hes not worthy of a personal diss, so i'll just stop there
    but J's been 'on-point' with his...since i got him in the crosshairs
    talkin about ME playing off? thats a sure loss of win..
    so here cop a pen
    you'll read this verse, erase your 1st one, then drop again.
    see, this shits like a poker game, cept' im focusing hard
    cus the back of my hand..
    leaves you flushed without me showing the cards.
    the way im performin fearless, fate will be knockin'
    your crew?
    i'll warm your spirits...by providin insulation in the coffins.
    with u face it..nobody wanna peep boring rhymes
    if losing builds character
    then ya personality has an all-star cast & deep storylines.
    far as ya run goes- well, its more of a pace to walk.
    cus if u gained any 'momentum' in this league
    ^ newton shoulda remade his laws..
    I got chains n all, rings, bling - its nothin but cuts buck
    only thing u'll have golden,
    ..is silence once this verse shuts you the fuck up.
    dawg, really ur flirtings better off dead..
    whut girls n robbin grave parts have in common?
    ...your always giving them a 'last ditch effort for head'.
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  5. voltron

    voltron get money, fuck newbies

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    good battle, pretty evenly matched, i didnt think jersey emcee would put up a good fight but he did, i enjoyed his ideas, some were creative and some were played but still could have been flipped effectively, the only thing that really held me back from liking his verse was the flow, if it had flowed a lil better and some of the lines werent so long it would have been more solid, criteria had the long bars too but his flowed better and he also flipped his ideas much more creatively, his set ups and punches went together well for the most part and i like the builds character and momentum lines, those were dope, oh, and the back of my hand line, ionno, criteria jus had fresher concepts which were executed better

    so vote - criteria




    now go vote on me and odin's battle, its been up all day
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  6. Jersey_Emcee

    Jersey_Emcee aka LiQuiDliFe

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  7. Criteria

    Criteria Superman in this bitch!

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  8. Calibre

    Calibre Peoples Champ

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    ^ lmfao @ Criteria

    Anyways..

    Jersey Emcee..

    Hmmm first bar was cool.. its a bit played though the lose yourself.. line.. nevertheless
    cool..next bar lmfao i dunno why but this line made me chuckle.. next bar was average..
    randy moss line was skills .. dope flow too.. video game line is what im taking about jers
    absolute skills.. DOPE fa sho.. next bar was niceness.. but its sorta played.. last line was blah..


    Criteria..
    hhmm didnt quite get the first bar.. but 2nd was sickness.. next bar was again absolute
    skills lovin it..ahahahhahah bar after that made me lol.. SICK BOY..punch after punch character line illness.. hahaha flows sick newton line ahahahahahahahahahahah sick.. your ill son, i can tell u been here before.. next bar again flow godly..nice finisher..

    vote- Criteria (added props too)
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  9. Jersey_Emcee

    Jersey_Emcee aka LiQuiDliFe

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    aint nobody whining kid...

    its that fact that you recycled that makes me realize that my verse made you recycle...meaning you thought it was good and there was a chance you would lose...so you bouhgt out ya best lines...my shit was str8 off the top...all fresh shit...i could have recyclyed...i got alot of my old battle link from 01' and above...so i could have recyclyed as well..but being an emcee...i aint gonna do that...if i say it once...i said it...i dont have to re-use shit...so i know you recycling not only made me a worthy opponent...but you felt threatend by my verse...so you recycled...which is cool...whatever...if the voters like your recycled shit more then my off the top shit..no doubt...good luck next week...just be a man...and a real emcee...and admit you felt as if you were gonna lose...so you put together a compalation of your best lines into one verse...just be real with yaself thats all...
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  10. Criteria

    Criteria Superman in this bitch!

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    i only recycled two lines i kno of..and thery were against a no -show


    LOL
    and yes you ARE whining, otherwise why would you make a thread in the hookups and posts every 5 seconds in this one


    WTF lol
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  11. voltron

    voltron get money, fuck newbies

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    i dont know,


    but that NO WHINING picture should be added to rhe RBL logo

    lol
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  12. Jersey_Emcee

    Jersey_Emcee aka LiQuiDliFe

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    you recycled more then that...but its cool...i aint complaining...i know my verse was ill...and it made you recycle...if you win...no biggy...im still here...niggas know im nice so its nothing...like i said good luck next week...
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  13. Criteria

    Criteria Superman in this bitch!

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    ROFLZ
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  14. Defcon_5

    Defcon_5 Relax and take notes

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    Stop the freeposting..i'm deducting votes next time
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  15. KriminaL

    KriminaL Guest

    ^ *Scratches head*

    I like ... uhm... his verse better *Points to Criteria*.

    Nah, i like criteria's more just because i could read it better, i didnt have to stop mid-sentance and re-read it to make it flow, (Sorry jersey)

    Dopest line in the battle. IMHO.

    ^ Wanna know how played Lose yaself lines are? I just used one in my no-show verse, [dunno]. i think you need to step up ya game son, you're talking like you're untouchable, you're ok. but i know criteria took this easy.
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  16. Sikabod Khrayne

    Sikabod Khrayne Please Kill Me...

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    I'd imgine your brainwashed from a whores lies, this poor guy
    Your bitch been around so much she's a fuckin' tour guide
    fairly witty..hard hitting

    vs

    with u face it..nobody wanna peep boring rhymes
    if losing builds character
    then ya personality has an all-star cast & deep storylines.
    far as ya run goes- well, its more of a pace to walk.
    cus if u gained any 'momentum' in this league
    ^ newton shoulda remade his laws..
    with those 2 punches back 2 back it pretty much killed it.

    v/ second guy
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  17. Hardkore

    Hardkore Blunts@TheBeach

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    wow...this was the best battle of the week.

    if jers dropped his verse against anyone else, he would've won...

    ...criteria just killed it, though, man. he won by like...a pubic hair.

    vote: criteria.
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  18. macmilimeterhyms

    macmilimeterhyms Product of the 80s

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    No encores after this curtain call when I abuse ya health
    Fuckin Eminem wannabe,
    I dont have to try to win, cause your verse alone will make you 'lose yourself'

    you got that concept from me, believe it or not

    and criterias verse was nasty as hell, even though i don't like recycling, it seems like both sides did their share

    hes not worthy of a personal diss, so i'll just stop there
    but J's been 'on-point' with his...since i got him in the crosshairs
    talkin about ME playing off? thats a sure loss of win..
    so here cop a pen
    you'll read this verse, erase your 1st one, then drop again.
    see, this shits like a poker game, cept' im focusing hard
    cus the back of my hand..
    leaves you flushed without me showing the cards.
    the way im performin fearless, fate will be knockin'
    your crew?
    i'll warm your spirits...by providin insulation in the coffins.
    with u face it..nobody wanna peep boring rhymes
    if losing builds character
    then ya personality has an all-star cast & deep storylines.

    i stopped reading there, that was enough to win

    vote-criteria
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  19. Quriosity

    Quriosity Moderator

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    you're trippin
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  20. Ribonuclease

    Ribonuclease New Member

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    Jersee Emcee

    No encores after this curtain call when I abuse ya health
    Fuckin Eminem wannabe,
    I dont have to try to win, cause your verse alone will make you 'lose yourself'
    -cool opener, a little drawn out.
    Plus you fit the fag's 'Criteria', since this nigga prone to like men
    I bet you were on an episode of loveboat...with the Minnesota Vikings
    -good shit, funny.
    Go ahead and play off my verse, thats a delayed loss for sure
    But in this battle, the only verse gettin 'played off' is yours
    -cool, kinda simple.
    My shits breathtaking, so covit this fancy loss
    And join the spectators,
    Cause my 'deep posts' receive more coverage then Randy Moss
    -sick, but it doesnt diss criteria.
    Your verses are like video games, hence something that aint fine
    Because the whole concept is to press buttons and waste time
    -decent, too simple.
    I know being unoticed and wack are equally hard to live thru
    So just bury yaself alive, then maybe people'll start to dig you
    -lol, that was pretty damn funny. good setup.
    I'd imgine your brainwashed from a whores lies, this poor guy
    Your bitch been around so much she's a fuckin' tour guide
    -lol, good again, gettin stronger towrads the end.
    Im a legend, so if you see me in the streets it would be luck
    Im no fan of the Ying Yang Twins,
    But if I met Criteria, I'd probably 'beat the pussy up'
    -haha damn your last 3 bars were sick, first 5 were just decent.


    Criteria

    hes not worthy of a personal diss, so i'll just stop there
    but J's been 'on-point' with his...since i got him in the crosshairs
    -seen it before, cool concept.
    talkin about ME playing off? thats a sure loss of win..
    so here cop a pen
    you'll read this verse, erase your 1st one, then drop again.
    -good
    see, this shits like a poker game, cept' im focusing hard
    cus the back of my hand..
    leaves you flushed without me showing the cards.
    -again seen it, but good.
    the way im performin fearless, fate will be knockin'
    your crew?
    i'll warm your spirits...by providin insulation in the coffins.
    -good
    with u face it..nobody wanna peep boring rhymes
    if losing builds character
    then ya personality has an all-star cast & deep storylines.
    -haha, nice.
    far as ya run goes- well, its more of a pace to walk.
    cus if u gained any 'momentum' in this league
    ^ newton shoulda remade his laws..
    -very nice.
    I got chains n all, rings, bling - its nothin but cuts buck
    only thing u'll have golden,
    ..is silence once this verse shuts you the fuck up.
    -hahaha, siiiick.
    dawg, really ur flirtings better off dead..
    whut girls n robbin grave parts have in common?
    ...your always giving them a 'last ditch effort for head'.
    -cool closer

    damn I thought jersee would have won this after his verse. But Criteria came sick with it.
    Some really creative and hard hitting shit. the newton , builds character and the golden silence
    shit were dope. I thought this was a really good battle. but criteria pulled it off, quotables
    from both for sure.

    vote - criteria
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