WB: Round 1 - Headless Verseman vs. Apex

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  1. Plumber

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    RapMusic.com/RBL Presents:

    Text Wars I (Text Tournament)

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    WELCOME to Round 1 of the Text Wars I text tournament. Before posting or throwing up a verse, please read the following rules of combat:

    CHECK INS are not mandatory, but are welcome.

    VERSES are due FRIDAY, April 28th, 2007.

    - Every battler must vote on 3 battles and provide links in this battle thread.
    - Every verse must be at least 14-20 lines.
    - NO EXTENSIONS will be allowed unless a case of emergency.
    - Battlers may up thread twice.
    - No feeding, biting, or recycling.
    - No picture battles UNLESS both competitors agree.
    - No editing after opponent puts up verse.

    THE FOLLOWING NON-COMPETITORS OF THE JUDGING PANEL MAY VOTE:
    1. ResiduaL
    2. DaTrusHurtz
    3. Mic Booth
    4. Inkwell
    5. Oz

    Official Rules & Regulations can be located here: http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?t=1041360

    Have a great battle.
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  2. Apex.

    Apex. New Member

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    In. Quick 14.
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  3. headless verseman

    headless verseman JERSEY NUCCUH

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    16, an actual verse dummy
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  4. Apex.

    Apex. New Member

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    Wow. aren't you the bitchy one. Fine, 16 it is.
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  5. Apex.

    Apex. New Member

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    Short on time so I'll key something up...

    ur not shit to me.. when i swing.. ull shutter hard n...
    ur not rippin shit. ur a headless verses then Tupac in kindergarten
    make this fucker sergeant?.. nah.. dude, i'll kick ya...
    u da General? shiiit, the Army throwin' could lose us a war vs. Antartica
    i'm sharkin' ya.. bitin' out a piece of that shit verse...
    dude's gay as fuck. so when i punch'em he'll be thinkin' of my fists worth
    get hurt.. u 'posed to be some smart cat?.. where's ya college?...
    if ur verses were a shock of life then the death penalty would be abolished
    ya far from polished.. and girls hate u so tell me what ur proving...
    babes find ur cum so offensive u've been nominated 3 times in the NBA for shooting
    ya face got whore's moving.. it's their grill ya got scrunchin'...
    man, the way girls smack u could rival half the tourney's TOP PUNCHES
    stop frontin'.. u can't keep a job for nothin'.. not even in ur summer...
    but just keep droppin' text head. ur opening up more spaces for plumbers
    i'm callin' ur number.. n ur girl likes weird things in her.. i'm sure it's a sin...
    but i'll bring the potato snub n put it in ur mouth. so u can taste her pussy again

    16. Post up.
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  6. Detailz

    Detailz Your boy

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    Listen...

    His moniker is eerily appropriate, stop wylin and make sense
    Christ, i've retired AND fell off to a plateu thats HIGHER than your apex
    I'm past my pinnacle point, but where have you been at dude?
    I'd say you hit Goosebump status but RL Stine would bitch slap you
    In my use of classic metaphor and wit, he'll die when the lead goes
    I'll Rob his style of substance, you could say I'ma leave him dead Baroque
    This knave is fake and sane posts wont shake his loathing
    but hey Ape, youre a prize in yourself....and I'll be engraving the trophy
    Acting like his ass grabs dimes, his bro's are like "he owes us change"
    Because the truth is, he see's deuces as WILD..like most home poker games
    Face it dude , there wont be a single vote praising you..
    Cuz your style seam's to come up short more often than Daisy Dukes
    I'm from Jersey and we street fight on some GRIMEY shit
    You could say 'you'll be hittin the bricks', only if that line was flipped
    And I hate to fortell a bad fate for this fellow so calmly
    but the outcome is like Obie's sophmore drop..the second round is on me
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  7. Robby Digital

    Robby Digital New Member

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    Vote = Headless Verseman

    Just An Overall Better And Much Fresher Verse. His Concepts Were More Interesting To Me And His Punches Just Hit Harder. Apex Seemed Like Some Crap Just Rambled Together, And His Lines Were Off On Most Points. I Just Enjoyed Headless Much More And While His Had Some Minor Setbacks, It Completely Beheaded Anything Apex Had.
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  8. The Second Comming

    The Second Comming you aint poison!!!

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    Apex's best lines:

    i didn't like any lines from him
    not to mention, he had a cum line
    that pretty much sums up his shit

    Head's best lines:

    I'm past my pinnacle point, but where have you been at dude?
    I'd say you hit Goosebump status but RL Stine would bitch slap you

    And I hate to fortell a bad fate for this fellow so calmly
    but the outcome is like Obie's sophmore drop..the second round is on me

    vote = Headless

    for obvious reasons
    he had quotables
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  9. Criteria

    Criteria Superman in this bitch!

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    vote- headless

    came overall much stronger. apexx, i found it hard to make sense to some of ya shit. the lines were akwardly rhyming, not to mention conceptually. headless just got you , even tho he did have some corny stuff in his verse to (albeit to a lower degree) like that seams line, hehe.
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  10. Baron Mynd

    Baron Mynd Swaggersaurus Rex

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    Headless took it fairly easily, I dont really know of Apex to be honest, and dude isnt bad.. A few cool ideas here and there.. maybe the wording is what throws some of his lines off.. Seems like a cat from RV or somewhere similar. The lines are just too damn long, and the wording takes off that extra impact they might of had.

    Not a bad showing, if a little one-sided here.

    Vote - Headless
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  11. wilmer deryou

    wilmer deryou New Member

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    apex



    get hurt.. u 'posed to be some smart cat?.. where's ya college?...
    if ur verses were a shock of life then the death penalty would be abolished
    ya far from polished.. and girls hate u so tell me what ur proving...
    babes find ur cum so offensive u've been nominated 3 times in the NBA for shooting


    vs

    headless

    His moniker is eerily appropriate, stop wylin and make sense
    Christ, i've retired AND fell off to a plateu thats HIGHER than your apex
    I'm past my pinnacle point, but where have you been at dude?
    I'd say you hit Goosebump status but RL Stine would bitch slap you

    Acting like his ass grabs dimes, his bro's are like "he owes us change"
    Because the truth is, he see's deuces as WILD..like most home poker games

    And I hate to fortell a bad fate for this fellow so calmly
    but the outcome is like Obie's sophmore drop..the second round is on me

    lol ya I ENJOYED headless verseman wayyy more...good shit dawg, i knew u had it in you....apex came aight actually had a few good punches..but the first lines were fiyahh and had a few more hott lines...good battle tho

    vote-headless verseman
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  12. Plumber

    Plumber Guest

    5-0 Headless Verseman.

    Upping for votes.
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  13. x - calibur

    x - calibur Guest

    votes been one sided thus far, but ima call it what it is..

    apexx verse was aight, an average drop.

    headless/details was better. he had alot more jokes, stronger rhymes, more substance and less repitition

    so this vote goes to

    detailz/headless
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  14. Plumber

    Plumber Guest

    Headless Verseman wins 6-0 and advances to Round 2.
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