was looking at an online dating site today

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  1. DaAlmightyDolla

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    Link me....
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    Is she good?
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  3. zyclon B gas

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    yeah i went on a couple dates with 1 girl from a dating website, but on her profile she puts "don't really like to party or go to clubs, love to cook." not once did she ever cook and all she did was ask me to find her coke. so, that didn't last and now i don't want to waste time on dating websites because i figure all chicks are completely fuckin wacko. not that they aren't offline, but even moreso online.
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  4. Sir Bustalot

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    girls who do hard drugs gross me out. Im not saying that my weedsmokin is attractive to all women either, but i really dislike it when chicks are into coke and k and shit...Good on ya for ditching her
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  5. AliceHouse

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    Since when is coke a hard drug?
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  6. Sir Bustalot

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    well its a matter of opinion and i consider it one

    i hate cocaine. The shit sucks
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  7. Joro DiGiorno

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    "love to cook" was obviously a typo, dummy. You should've just found the coke and reserved judgement for yourself and your reading abilities.
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  8. zyclon B gas

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    i did find her coke interestingly enough, considering it was bountiful at the time. it was when she said "can you front me a ball" that i told her no and to not contact me again.
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    i'll front you my balls.
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  10. zyclon B gas

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    don't tease me bro
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  11. Thomas Huxley

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    In assuming that this is already off topic...

    Sexsites are horrible over here. To begin with you literally have ads with half naked women moaning that they want more than sex.

    I met two decent lookers and both were booooring as fuck and shit in bed.

    I felt like i was raping a dead fish.

    Went back to the mommies out for a girlie night!!! Xixox
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  12. KOzS

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    I'll probably do the dating site thing sooner or later, but I'm still young looking.

    Years ago, I joined okcupid for the quizzes, had no idea it was a dating site, didn't even make a profile. I was actually contacted. The girl was pretty awesome, good looking, played and was good at Marvel vs Capcom, and put me on to Game of Throne novels (this was about 3 or 4 years before the series came out). I'm fucked up though, so I lost out on that potentially great relationship.

    I guess what I'm saying is that some are actually looking to find a good mate.
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  13. DaAlmightyDolla

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    koz had that "the 1 that got away moment"
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  14. AliceHouse

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    I forgot to mention... guys... guys on those sites? Aint exactly much good looking. Aint much of a catch at all.

    So really, it's sad all around. And to my redditeers who want some drama:

    /r/creepypms
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  15. Sir Bustalot

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    well i was on one once and im stupendously handsome and a fantastically excellent catch.
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  16. Dex Luis

    Dex Luis Dextilla The Hunk

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    Surely the problem couldn't be with her?
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  17. MissBreezy

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    Certainly could be part of it. I've met a lot of the guys, they were weirdos. I just don't put much faith in dating sites period.
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