was looking at an online dating site today

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  1. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    and wondered: if 1 out of 4 relationships start online, does that mean that 1 out of 4 people are too fucked up and dramatic to be able to meet someone immediately? 3 out of 4 people then are able to meet offline and actually hold a conversation and go face-to-face, but the other 1/4 have to create a whole backstory trashing their ex's and pretending they're "drama free" to attract someone, and since they can't do it on the fly they need time to type it out and remember it for the date.

    or is everyone just looking to get fucked and move on?
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  2. Matches T. Malone

    Matches T. Malone Registered Playboy

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    one of the niggas from work told me he had hooked up with his girl from one...I checked it out to see what kind of hos are on there and about 98% of them I wouldn't notice walking down the street. the other 2% were hot, but looking at their profiles I understood why they were there looking for relationships.

    mostly seemed like a place where uggos go to find true love.
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  4. L u c y

    L u c y (Administrator) SWERVE

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    real life>>

    I'm not knocking the online stuff, if it works for you it works.
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  5. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    It is what it is. One of my homegirls is always hooking up with guys online. And in real life. It works for her, but she needs a steady supply of men.

    You might look at it like it's a sad thing. But at the same time, an online profile does, in fact, cut through a lot of bullshit. All that stuff you mentioned? People do that in real life too.

    Personally, I look at it from a technocratic point of view. There was a time when 0 in all people met online. In the future, machines will set people up for us and everyone will be happy because the system will work so well.
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  6. Resilient.

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    Yup

    I smashed a boat load of vagina before I met I girlfriend. That site was great for getting your dick wet, iah.
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    Hardkore Blunts@TheBeach

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    I know this has zero to do with OP but I this always pissed me off about dating adverts.

    Ya know how they say you're 50% more likely to find a relationship on a dating website? Well that's because most people aren't ACTIVELY seeking out a relationship. Of course your more likely to find a relationship ON A WEBSITE FULL OF PEOPLE LOOKING FOR A RELATIONSHIP.

    Fuck that always pissed me off.
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  10. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    I also actually joined OKCupid and 99% of the women were homely as fuck.
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  11. Matches T. Malone

    Matches T. Malone Registered Playboy

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    That's the one I was referring to^.
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  13. D_Y_O_Z

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    bitches ive met online always seem to be more fucked up
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  14. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    cupidstupid.com

    if it doesn't exist, it should.

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  15. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    Im on the 2 mentioned here just cuz im not looking for relationships....

    Been on a couple dates... chicks werent as crazy as I expected. I miss myspace sometimes lol.
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  16. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    i want to fuck you.

    :numaan:
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    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    Having sex with me should be on everybody's bucket list.
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  18. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    i feel like online dating is a solution in a time where technology has made society more secluded socially. I mean people used to actually call each other on the phone. Now people text everythings. So impersonal.

    I met some milfs that were looking for young weeners on one. I had sex with this 42yr old and it was disturbing cuz her kids were like 13-14 and their rooms were next to hers and when we banged she was super loud and i knew the kids could hear. For sure they could, and i could just imagine them laying in the dark with their eyes open wondering who was plowing their mom... aside from kinda creepin me out it made me feel sorry for them. So i ended it. Sex was great though and she was super hot. Had a sexy ass body tattoo that went up her leg all up her back and wrapped around her shoulder.... anyways... even though i had success in online dating. I wouldnt necessarily call it a positive experience. It was what it was. Sex. Two people wanting to get laid, looking for someone who will do. Not really expecting anything to come of it.

    I prefer meeting people in real life.
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  19. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    If I were single, online dating sites is the last place I'd be looking. My sister uses them religiously, has for several years, and she's still single.
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  20. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    Yeah overall it sucked and i wouldnt try it again.

    its mostly a sausage fest and any woman who signs up is most likely bombarded with messages.
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