Battle Walt Dissme vs Noodles (Vote now!)

Discussion in 'Audio Emcee Hook Ups' started by Newportz, Aug 5, 2013.

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Who won?

  1. Walt Dissme

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  2. Noodles

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  1. Newportz

    Newportz Bang Bang

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    Walt Dissme:

    https://soundcloud.com/walt-dissme



    I'll sledge hammer your chest, till you puke bones //
    RIB-BITS come out your mouth when you CROAK//
    this huge jokes is the type to grap a frappaccino //
    pack it with napkins in a bag, then catch a tan in speedos //

    hes christian... he's bad its unusual shit //
    unless MARY KATE N' ASHLEY STRIP, we wont see NOODLE'S SINS (nude olsens//
    hack in BETWEEN HIS KNEES N' FEET with an axe pick //
    now all houses look small, you cant see the MAN'S-SHINS //

    He'll gleam lift n' flloat or scream and get wisked below //
    GRAFFIC DESIGHN DEATH see the GRIM REAPERS PICK SOULS (pixels) //
    i'll push you from buildings so tall, the air is blue //
    ever model in france? want a paris shoot //

    man we tell you good loox, dont act dumb! //
    ADD UP ALL YOUR FINGERS, your not HAND'S - SUM //
    think a chick would actually be seen with you sure guy //
    we see SOME GIRLS WOK WITH NOODLES its STIR FRY //

    i'll CHOKE YOU if i catch you TAKE EVERY SPARE BREATHE //
    you make a bad assistant, you dont run your ERRANDS (AIR ENDS)
    so have COPS PROTECT YOU, you scared bitch
    your UNCREATIVE WITH GUITARS, you need 2 SHER-RIFS//

    prepare TWENTY FOUR HOURS IN MUNICH going verse me rounds //
    cuz there's a DAY-IN-GER... MANY to worry about //
    his girls afraid she'll hurl, when i stomp his face //
    she GAMBLED WITH HER ROLEX, she BET'ER WATCH AWAY //

    not on my level how i rock rhymes here //
    your like a SURF SPOT i dont own, not MY PEER //
    kill you in a salon, that has a nice mirror
    show you where HAIR GETS COLORED, you DIE HERE //

    i'm a GRIZZLY SMILING while you stare still //
    you know you aint cooking up beef, looking at the BARE GRILL (BEAR GRILL)
    ready to cut this FRUIT, hand on a knife handle //
    cuz some NEW-DOLE'S shit got flavor, its PINAPPLE //





    Noodles:

    https://soundcloud.com/danecurley

    You better lube up your joints, and ease into recording
    It's true by your voice, WD's 40
    outdated, left behind, yesterday's answers are false
    times changed, fads die, nobody's dancing to Walt'z
    By now you prolly shoulda gotten improved,
    but logically dude, knowing you that's far from the truth
    and I'm not even reaching or trying too hard to be rude
    his entire catalog's made of 1st round cards that he lose
    shy geek's a bye week, I'm no liar it's clear
    I'll even give dap for the fact he wont retire from fear
    Thought You'd have a set of nuts that a tire iron could steer
    But you been Hiding ya pictures your entire rhyming career
    while your hiding, sighing, feeling kinda hurt
    I'm out wearing Jason Kidd and Kobe Bryant's favorite kinda shirt
    getting laid while you stay online to rhyme and fap
    you couldn't get ass if Piff signed on to your tiny chat.
    you gotta emulate your namesake to stay picky
    only way you getting chicks, when you slip in a mickey
    hop off the abs gleam? Battles still a sad scene,
    the last thing you were hyped on was caffeine
    curb stomped, see an Orthodontist
    I've got a market cornered, you freestyle outside of corner markets
    My serratus teeth bonesaw, so raw
    I make a headlock turn your cheeks into coleslaw
    while you plan for getting slim, increasing your estrogen
    I'm training to Guillotine choke you into Ann Boleyn
    you fat sissy, get slapped silly, you'll be the lesser
    I'm rap city, your snap city, I'm CT Fletcher
    you were dead from the break beat, heard I'm a killer
    nails in your steak treat: dead dog, murdered with filler
    I took the oath, signed up for drafts and shot-
    You spent your life trying to sine up your graph with dots
    This Monster's Ink'll make you a gonner
    However ballooned your ego got, you wont get Up on the next roster
    random filler freestyle lines to close
    sayonara
    -get sent through a wall like you're beating portal
    now cops think you're drunk when you speaking normal
    or a premature baby, your mommy had a cramp
    i came out a lady, you came out a tramp
    i'ma body you, wave bye to you,
    so frail my arm shake shockwave bodies you
    one punch, body dropping lower than porsches
    stab him, pull the blade out and call it a swordfish
    i bet you're a “verbal assault hitman”
    that's Walt's wit man… he's a regular Walt Whitman
    I’m unstable: evil with no cause
    post-battle your voice horse and you’re eating through straws
    you might be in a stable but your condition is not
    til you're conditioned for taking morning prescriptions and shots
    this is the plot of your life now, an optional lifestyle,
    i chose for you, cause you couldn't write a lone quotable
    give pity applause, send him off and wish him well
    find him tossing pennies in a wishing well, which is well
    better than a witches brew, or voodoo,
    but it don’t change the fact that your raps be doodoo
    one uppercut bends you, back-round-joints
    this a knockout, judges don’t add back Round points
    you could chant for your god like the background voice
    you’re still only good enough to be background noise
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  2. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    :chefoooh: noooooodles caught a body sooooonnnnnnnnn.
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  3. Newportz

    Newportz Bang Bang

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    I need to listen to this Walt diss, I felt like I heard Noodles verse like a month ago.
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  4. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Word, walt COULD be dope but he has to work on that delivery b.
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  5. yayo

    yayo Polar Bear LaFlare

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    Noodles a monster
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  6. Deep Abyss

    Deep Abyss Becoming King

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    I'd rather listen to noodles than warbux


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  7. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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  8. Newportz

    Newportz Bang Bang

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    Honestly, I hate the breakdown of a word for split meaning...It was ok back when it was first introduced when Rockwell did it in the early 2000s, but even then it had to have some moderation to it...or be extremely creative.

    Walt's lyrics were way too forced to me and flow, delivery, on top of what I consider textcee writtens was not a good combination..



    :babyface:


    I honestly didn't like '08 Noodles..


    and it wasn't until I heard a verse from Noodles that was posted somewhat recently that I realized he had improved leaps and bounds..

    It was a good verse from Noodles...and I hope that as the competition that he faces stiffens, that Noodles elevates his game to a possible finals level...he has the talent, but there's a ton of nice battlers this year and I could just as easily see some of the other contestants that I consider elite to knock him off if he can't reach that top level that they're on.
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  9. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    word noodles def evolved and worked on his craft
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  10. Detroit

    Detroit The d is silent

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    Hahaha@noodles intro
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  11. Detroit

    Detroit The d is silent

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    If I could vote I'd vote for noodles man. I always said noodles was one of the better rappers on here y'all just like super nerd shit

    Walt dissme sounds terrible the quality shitty the beat is goofy and his flow is terrible

    Noodles was ripping it some of the name references were over my head but the shit flowed so gently
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  12. Noodles

    Noodles The People's Champion

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    ask me if i'm worried

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  13. Noodles

    Noodles The People's Champion

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    All the comments in this thread are much appreciated. I've been working hard.

    @Detroit - Nerd Rap Era should have been over by now... but I'm prepared for people who'll cling to their heroes as they fall
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  14. Mr. Truth

    Mr. Truth Well-Known Member

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    wow noodles snapped
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  15. Vulgar

    Vulgar 80s baby

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    I thought I dropped my vote in here. It's in the other thread. Noodles got this though

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  16. stovetop shawty

    stovetop shawty half brick shawty

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  17. k.s.

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    Noodles definitely took this round.
    Walt's flow is super choppy n awkward.

    BUT....


    this line fucking FLOOORED me for some reason lmaooooo

    ADD UP ALL YOUR FINGERS, your not HAND'S - SUM //
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  18. Noodles

    Noodles The People's Champion

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    lmaooooooooooooooooooo
    this cornball


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