Discussion in 'Audio Emcee Hook Ups' started by Nimrod, Oct 29, 2004.
"i love the excitement, the illness"
"putting the retard in a fuckin cross faced chicken wing against the cd player shelves and shit"
"puts him in a fuckin full nelson and shit in front of the wal-mart masses"
"and everybody knows that retards have that superior retard muscle"
"but retard force wasnt strong enough for this hag yo"
"so unfortunately this story doesn't involve me bumping incredible illness"
lmmfao at those lines, crossed face chicken wing rofl..
fuckin shit like this makes me miss workin at wally's world.
i fuckin worked a gully ass night shift......
LOL@fav and the pic dah posted..hahaha
Yeah retards got strength.
Back in highschool there was this one retarded kid in my gym class and he used to slap box with people just playing around, and he tried it with me and he hit me in the face. Not aware of his own retard strength, he hit me pretty hard... so I decked him in the side of the head as hard as I could and his glasses flew across the gym floor and he layed there in a mongoloidian daze. Both lenses popped out of his glasses and shit.
I gave that retard a stunning left hook with no remorse.
LMAO @ those pics & the story
Bitch is kinda tight, I'd give her the bizz...
But man yah, I've experienced retard strength.
One of my friends' sister stabbed me with a fork when I was about 13. She was like 11. Just straight up attacked me and I was always NICE AS FUCK to her. Never said a thing and I would defend her fuckin retarded ass on the bus. UGH! I hate this world.
hahaha holy shit
got that foo!! - that story is the illest shit I've read on this site.
hahahaha ...hell nah...
lmaoooooo wow these wal-mart stories are interesting & funny as fuck.
like an amulance fuckin chaser, i love the excitement, the illness
HAHAAHHAHHA damn i usually dont read what you post but this shit was hilarious.
OMG@Superior Retard Muscle
lol the storytelling abilities are fuckin ridic
haha @ the story bein prefaced by: "head phones arent allowed while i'm working during store open hours, so unfortunately this story doesn't involve me bumping incredible illness"
hahahaha good shit
that security chick could definitely get the biz
do you have tourettes syndrome nimrod? or are you just unsociable?
lmao @ that pic
wtf is wally's world
you are gay for analyzing his posts lmfao
this thread make me...
Nimrod, you should make a post of like a months work.
Of just snapping pictures of the funniest shit in the world.
Sticky that shit to this forum, and just keep doing it.
lmfao at retarded muscles.
i work with retarded kids at this elementry school so this story had me dying.
one time i had to take one to the hospital and the fucker bit my face and i was bleeding.
those fuckers are roothless.
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