Wal-Mart is a fu ckin NUT ASYLUM.... story and pics to prove it inside

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  1. Nimrod

    Nimrod Nimi Hendrix

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    aiight check it


    head phones arent allowed while i'm working during store open hours, so unfortunately this story doesn't involve me bumping incredible illness


    anyways


    i'm rocking my wal-mart browns, sporting goods steez, JERSEY!!!


    slowly swagging, bobbing and weaving down the wal-mart aisles, wasting time


    suddenly on the intercom, i hear


    "MANAGEMENT, REPORT TO ELECTRIONICS, ASAP, IMMEDIATELY"


    in like a paniccing voice


    every time i hear management report to, or security report to, i'm fuckin there

    like an amulance fuckin chaser, i love the excitement, the illness



    so i skip over to electronics, and see our security and a couple dudes scuffling with a fuckin retard


    literally a retard


    putting the retard in a fuckin cross faced chicken wing against the cd player shelves and shit


    minutes later i find out, that the fuckin retard approached this little 4 year old out of nowhere and tried to pull her pants down


    in the middle of the fuckin store


    i'm not sure if he sucessfully got them down, but he at least tried to


    and the savage pops of the little girl pounced on the retard and fuckin destroyed him


    brute force steez


    some black n1gga working in electronics had to peal the pops off of the retard



    then, our security arrives, our security is a fuckin woman, and she looks pretty good


    but she is fuckin gully as hell


    she completely strong armed the retard


    and everybody knows that retards have that superior retard muscle


    like all their brain energy is focused on muscle mass power and shit


    a boney retard be bending steal bars, you know



    anyways, she fuckin manhandles dude, puts him in a fuckin full nelson and shit in front of the wal-mart masses


    like 5 wal-mart sausages standing around lookin at her and shit



    she forces dude, and drags him out the department single handedly


    the wh ole time he was struggling, but retard force wasnt strong enough for this hag yo



    but check it, i'm the illness


    all while this is happening, cats struggling to keep the retard down


    i'm standing right there with a fuckin camera snapping away



    couldnt get any REAL CLEAR and detailed pics because of the nature of the struggle


    but heres a glimpse of the situation, next post
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  2. Nimrod

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  3. Atom React

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    she could get it

    to bad you aint get some better pics, but haha @ you standin there with ya phone just snappin away, thats funny as hell.
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  4. Nimrod, does your phone have an option to tun off the 'snapshot' noise when you take a pic? My fucking shit doesn't, I can't take any sly pics
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  5. Atom React

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    yeah mine doesnt either

    i always wondered
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  6. Nimrod

    Nimrod Nimi Hendrix

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    yeh, all LG phones can remove that wack ass noise


    imagine me takin ass pics with the noise LMAO
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  7. Atom React

    Atom React aka JAYO

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    i used to think you were haha, i never had a camera phone till now and thought since mine dont lose sound no ones does

    im here sayin to myself "damn nimrod gettin gully on us takin these pics with people hearing the snap"
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  8. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    lmao nim you're hilarious
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  9. deadweather

    deadweather ******

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    your job is a fucking sitcom
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  10. Ca$per

    Ca$per Jerks off to kiddy porn

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    haha.. mad retard strength. its true. a retard almost whooped my ass on accident
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  11. deadweather

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    when was like 7, i wanted to play super nintendo cuz it just came out, and they had demo of the system in CompUSA in florida where i lived.

    And i'm like standing there playing mario world, excited as fuck

    and this fucking kid with down syndrome, just walks up to me, and fucking decks me, and lays me out on the floor while drooling like a mad dog
    and he's just like
    I WANNA PLAY

    I WANNA PLAY

    I WANNA PLAY

    the dude was like 15
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    -dies-
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  13. CharleyBrown

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    LMAO ahahaha holy shit


    and LOL@nimrod's story...you're funny as hell man, ahahaha...amazing retard strength...LMAO, all I could think of was 746 and his amazingly superhuman retard speed.


    oh, and I got a verizon/audiovox phone and was able to take the sound off...its pretty easy to do, u just need a USB port...
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    Rofllllllllllllll...
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  16. da cypha

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    rofl @ nim just standing there.. making photos
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    omg i just died
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  18. Nimrod

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    hahahhahahha


    i'm on the fuckin canvas
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  19. style-rip

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    i woulda take pics of the slags ass cuz when shit starts poppin, asses get tense and u wouldve been able to see a solar eclipse
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  20. Nimrod

    Nimrod Nimi Hendrix

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    no work
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