User Name vs Drinking sucks... pics(new thread VOTE)

Discussion in 'Emcee Battle Area' started by cliche, Feb 2, 2004.

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  1. cliche

    cliche New Member

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    5 votes to win
    explain them if you can
    test
  2. cliche

    cliche New Member

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    User cops a stare, cross eyed with a mop for hair
    this is the result of Pete and Pete goin off the air
    its not fair, ill try not to make him cry
    i got a recliner tatooed on me,
    youve got one for your lazy eye
    just stay alive, so i can make fun of this guy
    Ill drop 12 lines, hes got 8 already under his eyes
    i dont lie, lost some weight, shook off a ton
    yeah i got an ass in my picture, you just look like one
    just havin some fun, cause you are boring dude
    so ill hold you upside down and literally sweep the floor with you
    pouty bitch lips, flairing nostrils and a goatee
    i just sunk his showboat & hes the only thing left floating
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  3. U S E R

    U S E R NON-DOHPE.squad

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    When Nerds Meet Ladies Vol I:

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    If u told me u hit that, I wouldnt be the one fucker surprised..
    It looks like ya acnes goin on a vacation with them bags under ur eyes
    you aint brave enough, aint no fuckin, i bet her legs are shut
    but its astonishing how you get a girl that close to naked, n still look gay as fuck
    So if ur askin if you'll win, I just hope ur askin it quick
    Cuz Believe the answer is 'no asshole'.. like that ass in your pic
    His girl?...dont let him fool you...i bet this queer'll trip
    When these fucks are just siamese twins, joined at the ear n hip
    ya mad weak, disappeared for a while, finally the crab speaks
    n posts a picture with his fuckin nose lookin like one of her asscheeks
    its false, hes stagin a scene..its some lesbo date in her teens...
    congrats; the one bitch willing to take a pic w/ u, dont want her face to be seen
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  4. the fakulty

    the fakulty New Member

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    haha charles's verse wasn't that great.
    just didn't feel many of the lines

    pete and pete line was pretty cool.

    user your verse was pretty good.
    ear and hip line, finisher.

    better wording too

    vote user
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  5. Dark-Vybe

    Dark-Vybe Active Member

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    rotffffffffffffffffffffahahaaaaa
    user is just too too witty
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  6. Trax

    Trax way more flyer

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    user if you where going by what Oneduh and X-ample think a verse should be made out of then your shit is wack

    LUCKYLY im not them

    and your shit was god damn fire
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  7. Il Duce

    Il Duce The Duke

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    but its astonishing how you get a girl that close to naked, n still look gay as fuck
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  8. Strike

    Strike packin that metal

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    lmao not a bad effort D you jus came the usual tho nothin hard hittin the usual lines...user didnt do anything special neither but it was way funnier...vote = user
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  9. headless verseman

    headless verseman JERSEY NUCCUH

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    that kid is ugly as fuck so you KNOW that chick's face is BUSTED
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  10. cliche

    cliche New Member

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    who the fuck is charles, and headless i have a picture of the girls face, i have a cople of them.

    sorry you dont like the way i look, i gues i wont be taken pics of my face next to your ass then.

    boo hoo


    hahaha
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  11. Capo Status

    Capo Status idol

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    im black, do you guys think that girl is hot or something. i dontknow ya standards
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  12. cliche

    cliche New Member

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    ^you are black?!??!?!!?!?!?1

    what the fuck, congratulations man

    you cant see her face in this pic, how the fuck can you see her face, unless i took the pic from 10 ft away, now i know i got long arms and shit, but thats what i did.
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  13. MC Jesus

    MC Jesus New Member

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    the girl needa do some butt crunches...the ass has some potential...but that line is lacking...

    as for the pics of the dudes well...I'll keep my mouth shut this time
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  14. cliche

    cliche New Member

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    hhahahahahaha
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  15. BMM

    BMM Active Member

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    "congrats; the one bitch willing to take a pic w/ u, dont want her face to be seen" - USER

    that line did it for me.

    VOTE = USER

    coo battle, ya'll have been the ones to look for when i come to this hell hole, so it didnt' surprise me this would be a funny one.

    END TRANSMISSION.
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  16. G. O. A. T.

    G. O. A. T. Greatest Of All Time...

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    I thought DS's shit was funny..BUT USER..OMG @ at that verse..i seriously like fell on the floor laughin after some of those lines..no offence man..but User basicly skooled u..nice effort tho..

    Fav line:"its false, hes stagin a scene..its some lesbo date in her teens...
    congrats; the one bitch willing to take a pic w/ u, dont want her face to be seen"..

    Vote:Username
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  17. Mobbs

    Mobbs New Member

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    vote - username - the siamese ear and the hip line was off the hizzy!!
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  18. SeQueL

    SeQueL Mmm Tig Ol Bitties

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    Lmao Lmao Lmao
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  19. purple trees

    purple trees Young Ac wutchusmokn

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    vote drinlin

    not only is that a nice ass but dude was tooo plain for me
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  20. Sirius Lee

    Sirius Lee u unno me!

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    both of you are ugly as fuck
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