Update on me meeting that woman I met on the chat line

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  1. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Well she's 24 and lives in Jamaica Queens like I said and she is Jamaican. She came to my apartment yesterday and she def sounded so much sexier on the phone. She does have a sexy lil laugh but she really didn't look very good. I could see why she didn't send me a picture of herself. She asked me like am I pretty? And I said yeah just to not hurt her feelings. But she was kinda busted. I still had sex with her cuz she was here. My first black woman I had sex with. I think even if she wasn't 9 months pregnant she would be a lil over weight. She was so easy and kept telling me how handsome I am. Jook you were right yo she had trouble going on top cuz of the baby. So we did do it doggystyle. I couldn't bust yo isn't that weird? I dunno if I'll have her come here again. I should get women so much more beautiful than her. I was kinda embarassed in the building to be seen with her cuz she was nasty looking. Just easy sex I guess. I would def not make her my girl no way so my search continues.

    That 57 year old woman is coming here on Tuesday. I'm hoping she looks better. It's gonna suck if she doesn't. From now on Ima stick to match.com to try and find woman. Cuz I can see their pictures. I'll still use the chat line but will be hesitant to meet anyone if they can't send me pictures.
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  2. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Good shit man, sometimes we gotta fuck some ratchet pussy in a drought. Aye quick question, was you busting down the walls or was her shit loose :scared: also did you hit raw or condom? Also was it smelling proper?

    See all that shit people was talking, doubting your game man.

    You got that shit.
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  3. Smouble ML

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    Did u wear a condom?
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  4. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    He probably wore a condom if he didn't bust imo.

    If he was in that preggo pussy raw and still didn't bust, I'd be surprised.
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    deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeead @ pipin' an ugly 9 month preggo bitch
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  6. Little Yeezus

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    Op i know you're trolling but I think you once said you are white, if so you're such anembarrassment
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    Lmaooooooooooooo
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    nobody likes you. leave.
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  9. P. Chase

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    Nah she was tight. I didn't wear a condom why would I have to? She was already 9 months pregnant. It smelled kinda nasty lol

    I was shocked I couldn't bust

    Yeezus why am I an embarassment cuz I'm white? You're such a damn idiot.
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  10. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Good shit man. I would have nutted all in the pussy all over the babies cranium :funny:.

    You ready for next Tuesday?
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  11. Smouble ML

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    Smh yall lucky, ive never felt tight pussy yet
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  12. P. Chase

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    Yeah I just hope she's actually pretty. I'm kinda reluctant cuz she didn't send me a picture either. I've never been with an older woman before and it's always been like one of my fantasys. She did say she was thick so that's good. I like thick black women.
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  13. Little Yeezus

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    All this anger displayed by a twamp, offical ml status reached
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    Twamp proper weaponry

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  15. Smouble ML

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    Offtopic: yall ever made a girl moan?
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  16. J o o k

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    You probably can hit her raw too tbh, since she 57 she probably already been through menopause.
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  17. Sir Bustalot

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    oh man, papes lol.

    make sure you have lots of lube when you smash pissers with the 57yr old.

    hahahahaha @ fucking a woman who could be your grandma.

    whats next on your bucket list?
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  18. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Nice, I'm getting mad black women now that I'm home.
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  19. Sir Bustalot

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    I actually imagined you cheering and pumping your arms as you wrote that.

    hookers, grammas, pregnant chicks

    mad black women is right
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  20. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Lol the hooker was puerto rican I'm obviously a lil ashamed about that cuz I do not need to pay for pussy at all

    Never again

    Grand mas lol maybe she still looks good who knows
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