Uh oh..help me out

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  1. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    I noticed recently my balls have been so itchy like non stop

    I've heard it could come from like working out alot and sweating or something

    Itchy balls is not an STD right? Cuz I noticed it started shortly after I slept without that pregnant chick with no condom

    I fucked up and now I'm worried I have an STD

    But is that an STD? Extremely itchy balls? Lol please help me
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  2. absolute zero

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    This can't be real.


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  3. Tacky Jones

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    ^ yeah, papers gotta be fuckin with us with this one
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  4. Shadow

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    how many of these chicks have you been balls deep in without a glove?
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  5. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    No I'm dead serious

    I think I have an STD I looked it up. I really fucked up. But my balls just itch alot nothing else happens. So I guess I could deal with this though it really sucks and is annoying.
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  6. Shadow

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    this.
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  7. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Just that one pregnant chick

    I just didn't wear a condom cuz I figured she couldn't get pregnant cuz she already was pregnant

    But I didn't think of a possible STD nor did I ask her if she was clean

    That damn tramp I think I have an STD now I'm so itchy
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  9. quotive

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    i honestly hope you die if you have an std.

    sorry man but that's just how i feel about this situation atm.
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  10. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Lol wow

    It sucks but it's not that bad really

    My balls have been itching alot for a while now and I looked it up and I very well could have an STD

    I am a fucking idiot and I hate that tramp for giving it to me

    Like she just lets me go in her with no condom without warning me that she has an STD

    The fuckin rat
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  11. Shadow

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    if you need some chick to warn you of an STD in order for you to wrap it up, you are in for a rough life with women.


    Everything @J o o k mentioned in the previous thread is starting to come into fruition
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  12. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    My nigguh p don't even worry about it brah, do the following:

    Go to the store and get 100 percent rubbing alcohol.

    Pour the alcohol in a cup.

    Place your balls (not your penis) into the cup and let them soak real good.

    Next wash them in an antibacterial soap with some hot water.

    If that doesn't kill the itch then see a doctor b.

    But you probably just have a little fungus or yeast infection.

    Noting to worry about.
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  13. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Okay great thanks

    I really don't think I have an STD cuz its just itchy no other side effects

    Like it doesn't burn when I pee or anything like that so I hope I'm fine
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  14. Caesar

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    lol. I nearly said in a post this morning that I saw you either winding up with an STD or knocking up some spinster.

    You're probably aight, but it should be a lesson about tempting fate.
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  15. Tacky Jones

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    why do i get the feeling this advice youre giving is like the time a kid asked me how to masturbate and i told him put his dick in a blender and hit liquify?
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  16. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    sounds like fake
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  18. Sir Bustalot

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    well just so you know when you go get tested they stick an umbrella shaped swab down your peehole and wiggle and twist it to get a good sample, then yank it out.
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  19. Smouble ML

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    You have the dame thing I had.

    Shave your hair off your nuts as completly as possible and then Just dip your balls (sack) in a cup of rubning alcohol. (NOT peroxide)

    Then use antibacterial soap under hot water in the shower.
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  20. Smouble ML

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    Edit* Jook said the same thing.
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