u know ur a weed head when

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  1. icepick red

    icepick red New Member

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    i'll fed ex ur moms clitoris after i choke the hoe to death
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  2. Troy

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    when you look at every item in your house as a possible bong.
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  3. Klas~Sick

    Klas~Sick New Member

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    hilarious thing happened to me while i was smokin

    my friend was talkiin to his girl sayin somethin. dont remember every word but it was sometin like this "i saw jake on the right lane on the freeway"

    i didnt hear wat he said clearly so i said "did you just say jake was sellin dank on the freeway?"

    jake is a dealer. ya after he told me wat he said i was like "god daam im high as fuckin shit right now man. i wasnt even close w/ that bullshit. i gotta take another hit tho"

    pretty funny

    you know youre high when you mishear someone and think they said somethin about weed.
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  4. Jack McCrack

    Jack McCrack Somethin I gotta deal wit

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    u know your a weedhead when in the middle of some sort of revelation or epiphany you forget what the fuck you were even thinking about.

    I swear i figured out the cure for cancer once but then forgot it 10 seconds later.
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  5. *NativeTongue*

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    ^yeah that used to stay happenin to me when i was younger.. i had developed this one theory on time.. it was hot.. forgot the whole thing
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  6. SiFu

    SiFu Burning Down Babylon!

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    You know your weedhead when its 11pm and you notice you only got a few spliffs/blunts worth left in the stash, so you hop in your car and drive 30mins to the homies house who's got the good shit, re-up, then drive 30mins home again just so when you wake up in the morning you aint gotta go anywhere and you can wake and blaze namean!!! hahaha I used to do that alot.....


    I quit smoking tho, I miss it, I used to smoke 8-10spliffs a day with only the first one giving me a real good high.....nowadays I have 3 hits on a blunt and I'm hearing shit and tripping out hahaha I like low tolerance


    PEACE
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  7. SuB zer0

    SuB zer0 A.D.R.I.A.N.N.A

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    when you wake and realize you got no bake ^^^^

    that could fuck a niggas day up
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  8. Madpoet

    Madpoet why is this so short....

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    when u wake up and your stressed and your stomach hurts until you put a blunt down to the head or..
    you spend more than 300 a week on bud...
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  9. Troy

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    you're an expert at measurements.
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  10. mirhashimi

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    when the first thing on ur mind when you wake up is "damn i wanna smoke" lol
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  11. liquid`acid

    liquid`acid gods busy can I help you?

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    when yer extremly drunk and the only word u can say right is weed
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  12. SiFu

    SiFu Burning Down Babylon!

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    ^^yea like your so drunk and know you probably shouldnt smoke but you love to smoke when drunk, so you roll a fat one then smoke it, then the spins come along and you have to lay down and use all your concentration not to throw up hahaha I do that a lot....I love to drink and get a bit of a buzz then smoke and increase it ten fold ahhhh good feeling!!!


    PEACE
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  13. liquid`acid

    liquid`acid gods busy can I help you?

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    ^^ what i hate/love is the fact that my friends will take the time to find where i got my shit, pack me a bong toke and help me smoke it when it when im to drunk to walk/speak. wich ultimatly results in me throwing up
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  14. Nvs -=1=-

    Nvs -=1=- Resident Racist

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    haha good friends.
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  15. LeKCheR

    LeKCheR Active Member

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    I suck dick for joints, man.
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    you can convert from american to metric weight in your head
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  17. Blaine Fontaine

    Blaine Fontaine property hustla

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    when 4/20 is more of a serious holiday for you then xmas new yrs etc...you take the day off work and everything
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    -Paper Chase- alwaysgotberrybluetoblow

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    When you're a sports fanatic yet it takes you a minute to remember who won the NBA championship last year
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  19. Nvs -=1=-

    Nvs -=1=- Resident Racist

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    When you buy tin foil more then paper towels.
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  20. liquid`acid

    liquid`acid gods busy can I help you?

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    this ones for dealers

    when u think you should be sponsored by ziplock
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