u know u in the hood when.... vol 1

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  1. p. haze

    p. haze slap boxed with jesus

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    LMAO.. exactly!

    These dudes don't know.

    You know your hood when people talk indifferently about getting beat up and murdered as if it isn't a big deal.

    You know your from the hood if you have put on the mean mug and reach in your pocket like you have a gun in hopes of a bunch of n1ggas you don't know will not fuck you up.

    You know your hood if come back to the scene with everybody and their cousins to fuck up the n1ggas who jumped you.

    You know you're hood if hang out on the block with weed and a couple bitches doing absolutely nothing but but screaming and causing commotion.

    You know your hood if you know a 30 year old dude without a job that can't read who lives with his girlfriend and her mother and hangs out with a bunch of 16 year olds gtting punked.

    I can go on forever.
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  2. Fire Cracka

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    Sorry I don't know much about dick like you, I don't shove it in my mouth to taste it.

    Anyway, you telling me to stop acting is ironic.

    You act 99% of the time you post.
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  3. Look im Gangsta

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    You know you in the hood when:

    - Counsil estate Londoners/Brummies etc are your main tourist base.

    - The talk of the town just got locked up for running down Margate with a samuria sword over a gossip txt message (sms)...

    - When Garry Pallister was born there.

    - It's assumed your un employed.

    - You hear screaming and sirens at 3am in the nice parts.

    - You are woken by trains.

    - If you have 2 nice cars, a big TV and no wallpaper on your walls.

    - If MTV Cribs or DIY programs play constantly on your TV.

    - If you got your Sky Card from Amesh down the market.

    - If you have a tool box next to your leccy and gas meters.

    - If you sell food stamps to illegals.

    - If you have a car from Yes Car Credit.

    - You have more than 2 credit cards from Capital Plus.

    - If your next door neighbour has ''acidentally'' recieved your warning notices, council tax, child benifit reminders etc in their mail box

    - If your average converstation is about your old school days.

    - If you dont live for the weekend.

    - If you know the names of the corner shop owners.

    - If you've talked about the way vomit moves around in the back of a paddy wagon (police van) when it's moving and everyone is locked in their cages.

    - If the only day you wake up early is a Tuesday.

    - Albanians steal your clothes off the washing lines and sell them to your neighbours.

    - If your supermarkets security search you before you go into the store.

    - If you know some one who's made a bomb threat to see if he makes the national news instead of just the local news.

    - if you know someone who has died or lost someone in a house fire.
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  4. Anidawehi

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    Why you always quick to call somebody a homosexual?
    Fucks wrong with you? Only white kids say retarded shit like that.
    "You're gay!"
    "Fag!"

    Shut the fuck up

    As far as the 99% of the posts being "acting"

    Prove it
    Or stop claimin it

    Fake ass motherfucker
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  5. -[InfaMouz]-

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    HAHAHAHA, Son I went back to Brooklyn, and no lie.. I sene like 6 pairs of shoes hanging on the lines like that.. it was so many shoes, the line hung lower than usual




    but to ya other shit, stfu no body talkin about how bad how hood is.. we talking about what goes on in our area.. dont get mad cuz you don't fit in. u was raised in suburban america, be proud.
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  6. -[InfaMouz]-

    -[InfaMouz]- || M.Maestro ||

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    oops wrong name.
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  7. p. haze

    p. haze slap boxed with jesus

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    LOL.

    Explain.
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  8. Fire Cracka

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    [funny], you never get that I'm joking?

    Whenever I go....

    FUCKIN FAGGOT

    FUCK YOU

    It's funny as fuck to me, but you're too dumb to realize that I'm being •••••••••.

    Only white 'kids' say this shit?

    You must only know white people than.

    You're white yourself fucker.

    I don't gotta prove shit on the internet message board.
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  9. p. haze

    p. haze slap boxed with jesus

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    Your from Michigan.. you shouldn't be this thread unless your just browsing homie.
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  10. Anidawehi

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    Always

    California's like that around every block.
    Funny cause it's usually the same couple kids losin their kicks.




    I'm not referring to everybody.
    I'm referring to people who act like they live so terrible and other people got it so beautiful.

    As far as me bein from the Burbs, I've lived everywhere.
    Dirt floors to Military Housing, Ghetto to Burbs to College Campus'.

    I've seen everything this country has to offer.
    Aint shit you seen that I aint seen. Trust.
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  11. M.Maestro

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    ••••• u know u from the hood if you got atleast 3 packs of Ramens Oodles of Noodles in your cabinet.
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  12. Fire Cracka

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    You sound like a retard.
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  13. Anidawehi

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    Anybody on this site livin in the hood, postin on RM is the kid gettin bullied around the block. Otherwise you'd be out gettin money to get the fuck out the hood.

    Now you explain yourself
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  14. Anidawehi

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    Ever eat those Ramen noodles raw?

    It's a snack to go man, you just keep it sealed and crush them up then tear one end open, pop out the flavoring and tear it open, spread it on the raw noodles and shake that bitch up real good.

    Like chips only cheaper

    hahaha
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  15. M.Maestro

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    Rofl@that second one.. these •••••s dont know man..
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  16. Look im Gangsta

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    Probably because we post online.
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  17. Anidawehi

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    I aint tryin to read your nonsense.
    Shit's old

    Grow the fuck up
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  18. M.Maestro

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    That is THE dumbest reason I have ever heard in my natural life. Just because you're the kid that got punked around, don't mean everyone else talking about their area is lol.
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  19. M.Maestro

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    ... i dont eat noodles raw.































    keep ur ass in the suburbs.
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  20. Look im Gangsta

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    You know you hood if you still do that when you visiting the burbs.
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