u know u in the hood when.... vol 1

Discussion in 'The Alley' started by Offbeat, Nov 18, 2005.

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  1. Offbeat

    Offbeat New Member

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    ^ american got a thing for this gangsta shit.
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  2. double ML

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    when you remember how Kaboom! cereal used to make you shit all kinds of funky colors
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  3. murderah

    murderah aka yayo ︻╦╤───

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    Double ml is still the toughest and most ghettoish man on the site
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  4. MagicDonJuan

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    if people come over to use ur phone/computer.
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  5. Offbeat

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    ^ i hate when people wanna use my phone.
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  6. MagicDonJuan

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    its funny once this dude came over and asked i said sure yo just dont be on long

    then he was like if u get a call back its for me so im like aight the phone started ringing i was about to get him and the shit has some crazy number i googled it dude was callin his auntie in beijing or something so i now i always ask if its gonna be long distance or not cause if it is they ass better hope they got a phone card
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  7. double ML

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    ^^this is indeed true
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  8. MagicDonJuan

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    my school has no books on andrew jackson
    and 2 on bo jackson
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  9. LiveFromThe781

    LiveFromThe781 Don Of The Den

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    whose andrew jackson?
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  11. LiveFromThe781

    LiveFromThe781 Don Of The Den

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    i dont know who the fuck he is did he play baseball or some shit?
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  12. MagicDonJuan

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    Andrew Jackson was apresiden of the united states

    bo jackson was a biathlete who was real good at football and basketball.
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  13. LiveFromThe781

    LiveFromThe781 Don Of The Den

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    i never heard of andrew jackson

    but of course yall gonna have books about atheletes you got the NBA hall of fame in your city
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  14. PrOFouL

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    Damn, I never seen so many niggas disrespecting CT like that.

    That ego of yours is mostly the reason ya'll got high murder rates and shit, so relax, kid.
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  15. LiveFromThe781

    LiveFromThe781 Don Of The Den

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    i never hear anythin about CT so i figure its one of those NE places where people with warrants n shit hideout in like NH n ME
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  16. Offbeat

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    u know u in the hood when you ask...


    and please never compare ct to maine or new hampshire.
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  17. LiveFromThe781

    LiveFromThe781 Don Of The Den

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    ^ im just asumming, i never heard anything bout CT n ive never been there. ill compare CT to RI if it makes ya happy
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  18. .:Pain:.

    .:Pain:. Futurely J. Keeper

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    iight first off, I'ma talk bout the hood ROUND MY WAY, which is different from the hoods ya'll talkin' about. So don't come and tell me there's no hoods in upstate NY, cuz I ain't even gonna listen. Anyway.

    You know you in the hood when:
    You know at least two people that beat the shit outta cops, and got away with it.
    90% of your boys are locked up for drug offenses.
    The 10% that ain't will get there sooner or later.
    You meet up dudes to fight, and the dudes pull out pickaxes and machetes.
    There's no such thing as a virgin older older than 15.
    You carry at least a knife to absolutely everywhere you go.
    The parkin' lots are littered with dutch guts.
    You're part of the minority if you're not pushin' some sort of weight.
    The government hasta overhaul your school district cuz the graduation rate is too low.
    Your brothers borrow shit, and you find their friends rockin' it the next day.
    You've had OE bottles broken over your head numerous times.
    When you walk through the hood, you talk on the cell with a spanish accent so the puerto ricans don't jump you for bein' white in their hood.
    At least 90% of the neighborhood has puerto rican or dominican flags hangin' up.
    The puerto ricans burn the dominican flags every night, and visa versa.
    You see cops walkin' through your backyard three times a week or more.
    You see girls dancin' on the corner to no music.
    Those girls are 11 years old.
    HIV goes around more than condoms.
    You get singled out by the cops at every single party, and they know your name, and most of your family's.


    I'll be back with more...
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  19. LiveFromThe781

    LiveFromThe781 Don Of The Den

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    ^ one of the best posts in here. in my hood though theres brasilians and haitians instead of pr and dominicans hangin flags
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  20. .:Pain:.

    .:Pain:. Futurely J. Keeper

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    ^Word. I know Haitians are gully as hell, but I never heard of brazilians in the hood. They G?

    And...
    You know you're in the hood when you're white, and that makes you a minority...
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