u know u in the hood when.... vol 1

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  1. Offbeat

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    u know u in the hood when ur chair is one of those chairs kids use in elementary school. cuz when somebody stole em from the school and stacked em up for use, as soon as they close the door, everybody got one too.
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  2. M.Maestro

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    You know u in the hood when you enter a elevator and it smells like piss.


    You know u in the hood when u enter the staircase and u see piss all over the wall.

    You know u in the hood when ya staircase smells like weed.


    You know u in the hood when you see that same crackhead walking up and down the stairs everyday.


    You know u in the hood when your floors corridor has graffitti all over it.

    You know u in the hood when you have to drop money from the third floor to ya mans.

    You know u in the hood if a chinese store is on every corner.

    You know u in the hood when theres TWO grocery stores on ONE block

    You know u in the hood when u wake up to a train coming into the station.

    You know u in the hood when u BBQin' outside your building.

    Man ill be back lmao.
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  3. M.Maestro

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    You know u In the hood when you know the chinese man's real name. (BIN HOLLA AT ME! LMAO )


    man... i gotta think... this is all from personal exprience.
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  4. Fire Cracka

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    You know you're in the hood when your neighborhood is outside in the summer time because they can't afford air conditioning.
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  5. Pro-deuce

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    you know you in the hood if u white and u walk down a block and for some reason all black people say whats up to you, so u say whats up back thinkin you're "down", but it turns out they just wanna sell you coke
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  6. Fire Cracka

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    False
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  7. M.Maestro

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    You know u in the hood when you go to the store JUST to cop A quarter water ( those 25 cent juices).


    You know u in the hood when u hear yelling and screaming at 3am.


    You know u in the hood when you gotta leave that wooden stick in the project door. Just so you don't get locked out of ya building.

    Youi know u in the hood when you gotta push the inner door of the elevator just to make sure the shit closes.


    be back.
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  8. M.Maestro

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    ••••• you from the hood if ya daily diet consists of 4 Chicken Wings W/ Pork Fried Rice.



    ketchup AND hotsauce.
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  9. M.Maestro

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    u from the hood if u cross the building roofs just to get to a friends house.


    u from the hood if you put ya satelite on the roof and run the cable down THREE floors thru ya window jus to have direct tv lamooo


    ahh the good ol' fukin' days..lmao
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  10. M.Maestro

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    and rich u dont even deserve to make this thread, u live in some courthouse lookin area.. shit looks like some shit my brother lives in now, in nj... and trust me, that shit is pleasant as fuck.
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  11. Offbeat

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    lol, just cuz we aint as poor/gangstad up as new york dont mean 80% of your list applies to connecticut.

    half the shit u got in there aint even "hard"

    u talking about juice boxes, chicken wings, and chinese people.... please

    and i guarntee ive seen more burners in my lifetime then u
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  12. M.Maestro

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    wtf u mean hard.. who the fuck tryin be hard.. Im tellin u what I do.

    •••••...only burners u seein is them portable radiators, get that hsit out of my fuckin' face homie.


    Im lookin on the positive side, u always tryin to talk about some negative shit to make it look like u really from the hood.. ••••• I seen ur shit, you look liek you living comfortably. so fall back wit that nonsense lil •••••


    like i said, tell the mods to change usernames cuz ya ass dont deserve to make this .. us a fuckin clown to me, a gimmick.
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  13. Offbeat

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    portable radiators?

    i never even heard of that

    i only know 45s, 22s, various rifles, various pistols...

    but where u fucked up

    is u trying to compare connecticut to new york

    im tellin u how it is

    just cuz it aint like new york, dosent mean anything im tellin u how it is
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  14. murderah

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    M A E S T R O

    u aint hood.


    fuck off.
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  15. M.Maestro

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    Brooklyn stand up.
    [​IMG]
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  16. M.Maestro

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    When you see me, holla.

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    now keep this thtread on topic
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  17. Offbeat

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    ^ never seen that in connecticut.
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  18. M.Maestro

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    I ain't fuckin hood, I'm muthafukin Maestro doggie.


    I do what I can do, when I can do it, however I do it.
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  19. meta, your argument isn't valid.

    u are comparing a new york hood to that of a conneticut one.

    that's like comparing a new york hood to that of a cali one.

    we are still the ghetto, but most of our shit isn't the equivalent to yours because our projects are assembled differently and everything isn't just bunched together and shit like it is in new york.

    and wtf..

    i know rich ppl who eat chinese food everyday. some ppl just don't like cooking.

    u know you're hood when u look outside and see n.igga's outside posted at 4 in the morning.

    u know you're hood when u hear cars screeching outside cuz somebody swinging they shit.

    u know u hood when it's the middle of the night and u hear gunshots or police sirens.

    u know u hood when fiends come knockin at ya door lookin for that work.

    u know u hood u put blankets over your windows instead of blinds to block out sunlight.
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  20. murderah

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    Brooklyn is pie as fuckk..


    i been to Bedstuy.
    its nothin' 2 me..

    Do or Die?


    yall just got big headed ego's

    cuz any Philly hood is harder than NY
    if Detriot, N.Orleans, ATL, Cali, FL,
    Philly, Chicago....had the same pop. as NY...
    they will be problems

    NY is Pie.
    they have there real peeps
    but theres ALOT more fake niccas

    895 fake niccas for every 1 real nicca in NY
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