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  1. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    It's actually about 10 inches long, so that it can hold any shape and length of banana.
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  2. Twamp

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    like a dildo? :scared:
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  3. doslavozes

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    You had to go there Twamp...you just had to go there.

    Seriously though, I don't understand the little holes in it. I figured the only thing it would "guard" from is little bugs that might eat it, and they can probably fit through those holes.
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  4. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    Lol, the little holes are for air, silly, to let the banana breathe. (It turns black faster if not). The guard is to protect it from getting squashed in my lunch, though...I kinda get weird looks when I drag it out.

    I'm just glad it isn't flesh colored :scared:
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  5. doslavozes

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    I was in Seattle a week ago with my UGrad College roommates and we went to "The Crab Pot" which was featured on Man vs. Food. That is my Kool-Aid Guy shirt in the background.

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  6. doslavozes

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    It'd be even funnier if it had batteries for "electronic guarding"

    Not to mention if it was dishwasher safe for after usage.

    I also was not aware that bananas needed to breathe. I thought they were already dead when picked. Wow I guess I'm an idiot, I guess you learn something new everyday. I wonder if this counts for Saturday's thing learned or Sunday's thing learned.
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  7. Newportz

    Newportz Bang Bang

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  8. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    ive never seen a curved dildo

    and trust me, ive seen A LOT OF DILDOS ya nawmchompsky?
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  9. doslavozes

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    What I also didn't know is that bananas are easier to open from the bottom, not from the top. *Mind Blown*

    (Monkeys open bananas from the bottom too)
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  10. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    Well, now that you've seen mine, how do you feel? lulz

    I learned this a while back as well, and it IS easy to do.

    I still open is the 'wrong' way anyway.
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  11. doslavozes

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    If that's wrong, then I don't want to be right.
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  12. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    i read the above reply in song.

    and loved it.
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  13. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    Was I just serenaded?? :funny:
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  14. doslavozes

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    So Andrya...about that Duke game, are you going to kick my ass now that they lost? :)
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  15. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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  16. MissAndrya

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    You have no idea.

    It was such a good game, too. That break that Ware suffered was naaaasty, and while I knew it would change the momentum of the game, I was hoping it would go in Duke's favor.

    I am disappoint, son.
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  17. doslavozes

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    I guess that means I'm not going to be able to have Canadian cuisine anytime soon. :(
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  18. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    Yup, I watched it happen, then watched the replays, lol. I didn't see this mention before my previous post, lol
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  19. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    Lol, if Wichita wins their next game I might make an exception. If they do, we win our pool, few grand.
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  20. Twamp

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    lol, i noticed.

    i hope Ware makes a full recovery but i'm not gonna deny i would love to be the offender he had to guard right before i broke his ankles. :funny:


    if that happened, of course.
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