Every person you have had a relationship with has gone gay. Expand by trying to figure out why... You have a condition so rare, it's named after you. This could be negative or positive. You're Mr. Burns on the Simpsons. You have just found out your assistant is gay and has liked you all along. Remember you are a rich evil asshole when you react and explain your feelings to this. You just started the latest trend. Whether it be a phrase, style of clothing, or another trait. But now it's really getting on your nerves, what do you do? You own your own business, and your best friend works for you. Your best friend has been caught stealing from your business, what do you do? Money or friendship? Growing up as a rich white kid, you've never experienced what minorities do. But when you're forced to move, you are the minority. Expand. Someone you know is a wanted serial killer. Police or detectives haven't been on his trail, but you know enough and have the proof to put him away. The twist is, he got over his issues and stopped killing long ago, but he still killed. You turn him in, he escapes knowing you turned him in. Unfuck yourself.