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Discussion in 'The Rapmusic Storytelling/Topical League' started by Omen, Nov 16, 2003.

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  1. Anaphora

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    You're a kid again, on the way to catch the ice cream man, when the local bully knocks you over from behind...

    You're a chef in a fantastic new hollywood restaurant, but everynight people complain about cleaning up vomit in the women's bathroom, from all the bulemics... Then Calista Flockhart comes in, orders a big meal, and goes to the bathroom, pissed off, you follow her in...

    You had a part in Jimmy Hoffa's disappearance, and are making a deathbed confession about it...
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  2. A.S.K

    A.S.K ...

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    youre standing in ranks at the battle of napoleon, desrbie the days of events and the battle u face

    You are a british soldier standing in squares to avoid the frenc cavalry that attacks constantly. Then the attilery starts.......

    You are a fench cavlary solider attacking the british who have formed squares......

    You are an attilery gunner during the 1800's. Desrcbe the feelings of the gun, events you have faced e.g.

    Describe the whole of the Napolenoic war, e.g. the battles, the events as a normal soldier with no special regonisiotn

    sorry, but i really want a history battle subject, fed up of all this ww2 shit and 'desbribe a bullet'. Inspirred by talents verse i gues
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  3. PlatinumPistolz

    PlatinumPistolz Platino Deani

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    You are a fench cavlary solider attacking the british who have formed squares......

    WTF is Squares?
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  4. Spy2

    Spy2 BlahBlahBlah -MostRappers

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    Squares are where they put their soldiers into a square shape usually when the other army's surrounding them... or, pretty much only then... so there's no flank or backside ya know...

    You've got a big plan to make some money... describe it.

    You're a little slow in the head, as is your best friend, and between the two of you you decide to rob a sperm bank... for money.

    You're a photojournalist in a war torn country... what happens...

    You're back in the middle ages, and you get the idea that a lemon cut in half would make a good contraceptive, because the acids would kill the sperm, and the skin would act like a diaphram... but you've got to convince a girl to try it...

    Aliens come to you and tell you that they're the ones who brought humans to earth, as a new colony. Then leave without leaving you any tangible proof...
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  5. MISSKEYdaQUEEN

    MISSKEYdaQUEEN Watch the black panther..

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    You are a male/female infected wth AIDS and you go on an unprotected sex rampage!(might have all ready been said)


    You are an old house in the ghetto. What happens to you?


    You are a sheltered child and you go out in the real world? You are a virgin, grew up on 70's folk, and your clothes are teribbly out dated...How do you learn to blend in.

    You are Betty Shabbaz, and you just saw Malcolm X gunned down.
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  6. Anaphora

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    Wow... my bad. I'd forgotten about the topics I'd submitte from awhile back...

    Something different, something different...

    You dress up as a clown for kids birthdays, and one day, a kid is being a total little shit, and you snap... what do you do?

    Playing a drinking game with your girlfriend, you find out that she was actually engaged before, and got left at the alter, by your brother in Las Vegas...

    Your girlfriend died in a Planned Parenthood bombing, getting an abortion you talked her into, and the bomber just got let out of prison on parole...

    It's 2000, you're Mel Gibson, and you secretly do hate jews. Have for years, and it's killing you that you can't come out and say it, so you decide to make a movie...

    Your stereo starts talking to you, and telling you what to put in it, and why...

    You wake up to find a big human turd in the middle of your living room floor, and decide you have to find out who did it and why...

    For some reason or another, the president just appointed you the head of the FCC... what do you do?

    You're a baby, and are fully aware of everything that's going on, but you can't express yourself... write your inner monolog...
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  7. Anaphora

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    You're at the scene of the next 'terrorist attack' and you see someone you recognize, and he works for the US Government...

    Tell the day to day of a starving artist...

    You're a starving Rwandan...

    You're a librarian, and one day you find a strange book that changes your life...

    You've discovered an alternate energy source that is 100 times more effective than oil, and 1,000,000's as clean... and the oil companies find out before you can release your research...

    The economy of the US is destroyed somehow, and money becomes useless...

    You're reading the Illiad for class, and fall asleep, and dream about it, but you discover you can't wake yourself up until it's over, and you forget how it goes...
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  8. Maddest of Men

    Maddest of Men Just Call Me Madman

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    Life is really shitty for you, your wife just left you because your job is dead end. One day while walking down the street, you go to throw away something and find a body in the dumpster that looks exactly like yours. The man is obviously successful, and you have the chance to fulfill all your dreams...

    Growing up in High School, you were the biggest geek ever, you also had a geek girlfriend. Five years after high school, you still keep in touch with her, and you each have feelings for each other, but you haven't seen eachother forever. Well, you get to the reunion, and your girlfriend is hot...We're talking Cover Girl hot... Who's face do you rub it in?
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  9. Oracle3301

    Oracle3301 New Member

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    rewrite armageddon but make it funny.

    you have one hour to live what do you do?

    you wake up in 1000bc how do you survive?

    your a terriost explain your next target and how the plan goes throught?

    your a computer screen what do you see? ive seen this one used befor.

    your a booger running from a big ass finger.



    iono lol at the booger
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  10. Anaphora

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    How about...

    Make up a word and use it at least 5 times to describe someone, without ever saying what it means, just giving people contextual clues...

    Aliens, threatened by human's aggressiveness send a magic wind across the world that blanks everyone's memories, so they go back to the very primitive most state, except for you... why, and what do you do?

    You die, but discover that you're actually back in time to a decision you once made that you've always questioned... this keeps happening.

    You get hit by a bus... and the nano second it happens, time freezes and you can hear what everyone on the bus is thinking about...

    Go into the mind of a groupie...

    Write a story about a person with a ridiculously short attention span trying to accomplish something very important.
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  11. Anaphora

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    You're back in middle school, trying to sneak into a second movie for free, and one of the theatre employees is catching on to you...

    write a prison break story

    Your best friend just died, and going through some photos you'd taken of him/her you notice something strange...

    You are the bully in elementary school... explain why you do what you do...

    You're a good bullshitter, and got a job as technical support for a big computer company, but have no clue how to do anything on the computer...

    You just caught your girlfriend cheating on you, with a redheaded midget...
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  12. SepTiV

    SepTiV .Probably Drunk.

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    You were browsing the internet.. and you stumble on some pics of your significant other in provocative positions.. without any clothes.

    Go back to a point in your life where you made a very important, but wrong decision. Tell us what your choices were, which one you took, which one you wanted to take, and what your life would be like now if you made the right choice.

    You're addicted to a substance of your choice (ie: drugs, sex, cigarettes, alcohol, etc.) Describe trying to quit
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  13. Ruthless Mic

    Ruthless Mic New Member

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    You are getting ready for a warm night in a cold winter day.You heat up the fireplace and you trip over a log and your face smashes right into the flaming log. Your eyes were weide open as u did this, explain what it's like in an ember.
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  14. Anaphora

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    Quit a job like you've always wanted to...

    The world ends, and at the last second, time freezes, and you alone are moving... describe what you see, whats happening in a world that doesn't know its about to end.

    Describe intelligent life on Mars...

    Go on a rant about all the things you hate about the handicapped and why.

    You're a Bi-Polar superhero... go.
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  15. Anaphora

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    Jesus fucking christ, people need to start submitting more topics, I hate having half of them mine...

    You're Jesus's younger brother, and everyone treats you like a black sheep, then he dies, and you see your chance at the limelight, so you...

    You are at your first day of anger management classes, and you have to describe why you were ordered to take them...

    You cut someone off on the freeway, and they started following you real close...

    You're lactose intolerant, and have a horrible short term memory, and are on a school field trip to a dairy farm...

    You found a watch that freezes time, but allows you to move around, so you...

    You invent a time machine for the sole purpose of convincing Michael J Fox not to make those lame back to the future sequels... describe your conversation with him...
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  16. DISS MISSED

    DISS MISSED New Member

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    you discover you have the ability to write names, and when you erase them... poof! tragic death. how do you use this new found "gift"?

    your a mail man, a very curious mail man.. who do you deliver to and whats in their mail?
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  17. Vulkan'XL

    Vulkan'XL New Member

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    The 4 Horsemen of the apocolypse are coming down on the earth. WHat are they and what will they bring?

    You only have one leg, and youre married to a woman/man who has no arms AND no legs, a completely disabled person....
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  18. Anaphora

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    You're pitching the writer's your new Family Guy episode idea...

    On a tour in africa, you get seperated from your group, and are captured by a tribe of cannibals.

    You're on a sinking ship, and all the lifeboats have been launched, you know if you don't find something to float on you're a goner in the icy water, so you...

    You're tripping on shrooms in siberia, and a reindeer comes up and starts to talk shit to you about santa claus...
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  19. Khôi NguJin

    Khôi NguJin faith.hope.love

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    could we get some less restricted topics please? damn, it's wack writing to exactly what it says...need shorter topics for more versatility and better verses will come about from it.
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  20. Anaphora

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    I dunno, how about you submit some... if you look, most of the topics are a line, line and a half...

    Blah.


    You're narrarating your own life, and it's causing problems...

    You've thought up the ultimate practical joke

    You corner the celebrity you hate the most at a party one night, and berate him/her...

    You're a computer tech, and fixing someone's computer, you find...
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