Discussion in 'Audio Emcee Hook Ups' started by Flic., Jan 15, 2011.
Thank you for the company of your of this thread. I post my pictures from Texas for your pleasure
Thank you for the opportunity to travel to Texas and take part in the magnificent event of the Super Bowl. I am from Calcutta India and have dreamed many times of visiting this game and coming to the land of American heroes like Jim Crow and Mitchell Vick. I have spoken with many Indian brothers who tell me America is a blessed land with the freedom of financial success and to approach beautiful American woman. I am of a high caste so it is not acceptable for me to reproduce with the gutter scum of Indian. Many of the women in my home nation have dark charcoal features and resemble men. I prefer to reproduce with a beauitful American princess, and I continue with your pleasure. The vagine is pure, but in Indian women, often is great smell and disease in the pubic device.
I came to america with a long time friend and associate, Dirty Devinder (Dev for short). Dev is a very sexually exciting and aggressive man. I have lost count of the times he has been caught copulating with village girls against their will, and even having relations with local livestock, including oxen. Dev drinks heavily and has been arrested for problems with his wives many times. I knew he would love to come to america and fit in with the culture. We arranged with an online broker to secure tickets for the Super Bowl Championship game for approximately 689,498,000 rupeees each. This is approximately 12,000 USD, an excellent deal I presume. We took a boat to Sweden and then a plane to Texas from there. By Vishnu, what an experience the plane was. We were surrounded by gorgeous white goddesses and we could not contain ourselves. As they slept, myself and Dev formulated the plan to take pictures of them with our Polaroid camera. We then took turns to visit gentlemen's latrine and masturbate viciously to the images. As the flight proceeded, many of the women around us relocated to different seats. It must be due to mine and Devs sexual prowess. These women were so tempted to engage in intercourse with us, they had to leave to stop themselves.
When we arrived in the blessed land of Texas, we were immediately given the VIP service promised to us by the Online broker from Craigslist. We were escorted by the American police concierge and they talked to us and asked us about ourselves for hours. Finally, a gorgeous police officer patted us down. I could not limit my sexual excitement as I was wearing my 28 inch waist Wrangler jeans that day, designed for sexual pleasure. This is the home of the free and land of the brave. I continue to enjoy your hospital. Thank you, and we wait for super bowl.
You know my dawg Hank?
Dead@ Mitchell Vick
lmfaoooo at jim crow and mitchell vick.
when does the super bowl commence guys
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