Top 5 lamest posters IYO

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  1. BPtheDon

    BPtheDon Yeeeeeeuh

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    No order

    1.hypno
    2.kon
    3.verb
    4.lp
    5.*some random faggot*




    What about you?

    :funny:
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  2. HYPNOTIK

    HYPNOTIK Fully Loaded

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    Hahahahahahaha
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  3. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    sweet, i didnt make the list
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  4. Knowledge

    Knowledge 12 lbs with dick insert.

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    I'll take random
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  5. HYPNOTIK

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    Knowledges a bigger fello
    Just feed him jello/
    Knowdge there's a hot bitch, just say hello/
    Stay mellow/
    Let' me walk u through this/
    Stay focused, don't lose kid/
    Get outa line, Ull get bruised bitch/
    Boom-bitch/
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  6. Knowledge

    Knowledge 12 lbs with dick insert.

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    Rewrite that shit with my name in it.
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  7. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    Hypno told me he wants to get a little poon
    He said "Tacky, point me to the middle school"
    I was like Ight go left at the next light
    Hurry up because it should be lunch time
    Hyp aint seen a bitch in years, he's hard, truly
    But he gets chased away by the yard duty
    So he goes to the park, his pants hold a mini mountain
    As he watches 6 7 year olds play in the fountain
    Thinking to himself "Damn, Ima break em off"
    He fucked around and got himself on Megan's Law
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  8. Knowledge

    Knowledge 12 lbs with dick insert.

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    Hyp gets my biased vote... Tac taking more L's than Hypno now... tired.. will think later
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  9. HYPNOTIK

    HYPNOTIK Fully Loaded

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    Tac ain't shit but fat n blubber/
    I rap, he stutters, rap for real?
    Nah, he just writes n stutters/
    Tac spit for real?? Not true at all/
    His occupation, picking up trash at malls/
    He's trash and all/
    Like u20, his traps are small/
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  10. Knowledge

    Knowledge 12 lbs with dick insert.

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    Aight tac, you still have a chance to mention me.
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  11. BPtheDon

    BPtheDon Yeeeeeeuh

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  12. Knowledge

    Knowledge 12 lbs with dick insert.

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    I'm lamer, fucked machete, fbi search diver...

    I'm a ass caker, stalk & date rape her like a fucking demoic salt shaker...


    Nobody lamer yo.... who the fuck ya'll kiddin'... the rest are all writtens.
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  13. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    I was kickin it with Knowledge, while Hyp tried to kick knowledge
    12 year old girl by his side screaming "my hubby went to college
    We sip beers while doing the freaky, he's on a roll
    After he helps me with my homework, i made honor roll"
    Suddenly her dad busts through with a spiked bat
    Hyp reached to his pocket and pulled his knife fast
    He opened it and cut off his own finger
    The dad hit him like a homer, fuckin dinger
    He took his daughter and left, Hyp on the ground
    Know and I decided its our time to stomp him now
    We get up and kick the bitch over and over again
    Know blind folds him, Know for the win
    We raid his backpack and of all shit
    We expected to find what we found...
    ...A ball from a ball pit
    A barbie doll and a middle school yearbook
    Shoved the doll up his ass to leave that queer shook
    Know was like, "We cant leave him here, look..."
    We dragged him out and left him naked near Snook
    That Jersey Shore whore fucked him til he's almost dead, wow
    Hyp came limping out yelling, "I like men now"
    We called the cops and with the Fed's okay
    We threw him off a bridge...
    ...And thats the story of how we turned a pedo gay
    Then killed him
    You're safe children



    yeah, fuck off, im half asslep right now
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  14. BPtheDon

    BPtheDon Yeeeeeeuh

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    How'd this turn into lame text battles looooool


    Close this imo
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  15. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    I was thinking I would land in the 5th spot...:funny:
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  16. BPtheDon

    BPtheDon Yeeeeeeuh

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  17. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    polar, i hate your sig. i read it and always think of a tech line
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  18. Mikaella Ocean

    Mikaella Ocean Well-Known Member

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    anyone from aeh
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  19. BPtheDon

    BPtheDon Yeeeeeeuh

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    Well tac.. It's most certainly not a "tech line". :funny:
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  20. Complete Chaos

    Complete Chaos I'm Drugs.

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    You both suck at text battling.

    1. tac for being so bad at text.
    2. knowledge for encouraging the text people and he wrote my name on his finger.
    c. bp for asking this but not filling out all 5 slots.
    4. hypno for being a rapist and doing the text battle thing.
    e. Maka - he's just a faggot.
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