top 5 best looking males/females in the lipstick alley

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  1. Dex P. LaMorte

    Dex P. LaMorte New Member

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    *LoLlersKaTeS*
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  2. Anidawehi

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    Double, I can't imagine being in the form you were forced to take during this life.
    5'6, ugly, stupid, and overweight . . . and half Japanese on top of that??
    The suffering you've seen must be comparable to that of a Holocaust survivor.

    Poor guy

    When was the last time you had a woman?
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  3. Anidawehi

    Anidawehi "-----"

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    Shit's crazy, my 12 year old neice is almost your height.
    A 5'6 "Man"?

    Who said God doesn't make mistakes?
    Pfft
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  4. double ML

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    1. double is 5'8"
    2. double is far more intelligent than anyone you know
    3. double is a solid 177 lbs
    4. double attacts top notch women. there is documented proof of this.
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  5. Anidawehi

    Anidawehi "-----"

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    1. Yea with two inches of sole under his shoes.
    2. Double is slightly above primate status.
    3. At 5'6 with 30lbs of that in his gut
    4. Paying for hookers who resemble bugs bunny is not considered "attracting top notch women" . . . sorry.

    You fail at life again.
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  6. Dex P. LaMorte

    Dex P. LaMorte New Member

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    yaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
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  7. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    ummmm

    i can understand throwing insults at one another as exaggerations to push each other's buttons

    but calling someone fat when theyre blatantly proportionate is just retarded.

    it would be like me calling nebz white or calling jeff poor or telling macabre he's smart
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  8. the Prince

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    double ml drops the truth like a pregnancy test
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  9. Anidawehi

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    Double you need therapy, kiko.
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  10. double ML

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    ^^so says the guy who married some manly lookin' chick he met on a rm.c poetry forum[funny]


    plus has an imaginary dead kid[funny]

    plus got kicked out of the army cause he couldn't hang[funny]

    i know you got all kinds of self-hate issues[funny]
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  11. Teen Prodigy

    Teen Prodigy Short2003's e-child

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    Where are the females, where are the pictures?

    What is this thread good for anymore?
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  12. Dex P. LaMorte

    Dex P. LaMorte New Member

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    hahahahahahaha

    this •••••• double!!
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  13. yayo

    yayo Polar Bear LaFlare

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  14. Newportz

    Newportz Guest

    There's only like 5 women who post here...

    anyways...

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  15. M.Maestro

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    Lmao, I thought this was the "Post a pic of yourself NOW" Thread.
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  16. UnbrokeN

    UnbrokeN Well-Known Member

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    meta mayne
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  17. M.Maestro

    M.Maestro Ghost

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    yes sirrr.
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  18. UnbrokeN

    UnbrokeN Well-Known Member

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    you gave up the coolest nickname to ever graze the internet, which was meta mayne, only to replace it with an even cooler nick, M. maestro that is

    congrats you filthy kunt
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  19. M.Maestro

    M.Maestro Ghost

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    Thats how I do it. Remember those names too.
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  20. M.Maestro

    M.Maestro Ghost

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    p.s. im still meta mayne.
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