i had to go back on this topic because it wasnt resolved... Heres an experiment for you literal nasty asses. Next time you shit, put your hand under your ass and catch a clump of it. Then squeeze it in your fist and get it all between your fingers. Now after you do that. Clean your hand the same way you clean your nasty ass after your shit and go about the rest of your day. If you just wipe with tissue, wipe the shit off your hand with tissue. If you just pick the shit off with your fingers and let water spray in your ass, just pick the clumps off with your fingers and run the faucet over your hand. If you just use wet tissue, just use wet tissue and no soap. If you use a baby wipe, just use a baby wipe and no soap. Your hand is alot easier to clean than your ass. You can see your hand, and you can easily spread your fingers and open your hand and there are no real crevices. It shoudnt be a problem. Why he hell would anyone do anything less to clean their ass, which regularly passes shit through a crevice?