To all the ladies who need big dicks....

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  1. MISSKEYdaQUEEN

    MISSKEYdaQUEEN Watch the black panther..

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    oh lord....cheap ploy to make us think his weiner is big,lol

    Nah..just messing with you,lol

    @Tight Eyes- Sarcasm dear,lol
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  2. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    WTf @ that poem... boy, you ain't even knowin bout this right 'hurr.

    That was cute, though. LMFAO @ "twat and cockfight"... what is it with you men always intermingling sex & violence?

    - "beat the p*ssy up"
    - "tear it up"
    - "knock the lining out that muthfucka"

    Why all the violence, boys..? That's coochie abuse!
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  3. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    I know... I had to put the visual up for effect, though.. .could you imagine??? Good Lord! *running*
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  4. Konscious

    Konscious Resident Sage

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    Verse 2...

    her and her friend softskin, i be bendin' them often
    wit a prick so stiff, you'd think it's been in a coffin
    we'll be off in a loft that's got a view of the city
    drinkin' brews, sparkin' l's, after i spew on your titty
    ain't it pretty how this ditty stimulatin' your hot spots?
    put the kiddies to bed, 'cuz i be hatin' the cock blocks
    i'm top-notch when bonin', have you zonin' like school kids
    so break out the cool whip, you know that i rule this
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  5. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    *shaking my head* You just wait till I learn how to write raps!

    and when did you write this? Softskin? She ain;t been here in a minute... this really must be hella old... I thought you were bullshittin.
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  6. Purple Haze

    Purple Haze pop warner hof

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    You classify 9"-10" as a "above average" when 5"-6" is average?
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  7. MISSKEYdaQUEEN

    MISSKEYdaQUEEN Watch the black panther..

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    10+ is big

    7-9 is above average

    @ Tight...I know...Violence is not romantic...I don't want you to beat it up! The Ying Yang Twins no Jack about that shiot....I mean really!!

    ANd yes, that visual had me like...oooohhh nooooo
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  8. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    I said "8 - 10"
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  9. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    Ok... thanks for the clarification... we were talkign about two different categories. "Big", as you defined it, ain't getting no play around these parts, either... my poor uterus!

    They're the worst... litte we-tards... I think its all that pent up frustration from when they were "nobodies" and no half-way decent looking women would give them the time of day. I actually have that same "theory" about most of these [mainstream, misogynistic] rappers out today... but you feel me!

    me, too! LOL... I was like "Oh hell no!"
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  10. Purple Haze

    Purple Haze pop warner hof

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    I know, but 8 is understandable as being above average.
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  11. Offbeat

    Offbeat New Member

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    back then hoes didnt want me, now im hot hoes all on me.
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  12. Skrybe

    Skrybe ConnectedthruaForeignExch

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    Quit hatin on him. The part about Softskin is the best part. [heart]
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  13. Steve Schade

    Steve Schade Bears>you

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    To all the ladies who need big dicks....I'm right here.

    Sup Tight-Eyes?
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  14. Konscious

    Konscious Resident Sage

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    Yeah tights, you need to bring her back... we miss her.
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  15. Hidden_Poetry

    Hidden_Poetry New Member

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    I ain't even gonna lie. THat shit hurt like hell. It burned like a mother fucker lol. But you don't remember all that when you have your baby :eek:) My first was only 7lbs 15oz. But I had demoral with him lol.


    I just couldn't imagine having lips like these girls had. I mean, it was just odd looking. Maybe it could be the way they are, or maybe from being fucked so much. But I know I sure as hell wouldn't want lips like that lol.
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  16. Hpnotiq

    Hpnotiq KISS MY ASS BITCHES

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    ok thanks for the info
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  17. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    Oh, be quiet before I write a poem about bending you over and bustin one on your man boobs!
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  18. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    She's doing her own thing these days... haven't talked to her in a while. I'll put in a request the next time I speak to her, though... I remember the last time I told her I was still posting here and she laughed at me :-/
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  19. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    Hey, you got through it the best way you could... and he made it here safe and sound - that's what counts!


    That makes two of us..!
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  20. urban_tactics

    urban_tactics aka johnny cockram

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    most women are scared of the dick....they preach all that 9, 10, 12 inches.....and when they see it, they scared

    i think some women just say it to sound cool....usually the younger brods......
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